transcript.

OK everyone knows how sony ericsson verysexy right ? and can record phone convos right ?
anyway so bekah got drunk and got a call from her very VERY VERY VERY bestest friend in the world =_= yesiwasbribed, TONY.
o and on the topic of tonys, i met a 4th tony at work. he is my CO-WAITER that sounds so gay lol and he is like parttime bartender like waaa.

back to subject.
so i got call from tony and i recorded it.
im deleting it as soon as i write this down here because well it is funny but i sound like kindy kid so NO I MUST DELETE IT.

bekah (B) : OK OK OK RECORDING
tony (T) : you drunk ?
B: YES (you can practically hear me grin =_=)
T: bet youre drinking cheap brandy -riotous laughter-
B: EH EH EH I DRINK EXPENSIVE STUFF TOO
T: ..like..
B: BEER.
...
CIBAI I MEANT.... -interrupted-
T: LOL.
B: lol you said lol
LOL I SAID LOL
LOL!
T: ...what is your problem.
B: cibai you say i got problem without basis like very fun like that you think can accuse people of having problems just liddat issit?
T: ...no..
B: OK GOODBYE I GO CALL MY BOYFRIEND ALREADY.

-hangs up-
-calls back-

B: ok recording again.
T: i thought you wanted to go talk to your boyfriend
B: we broke up.
T: ...oh.
-awkward-
B: NOLAR HE JUST NOT PICKING UP.
T: oh ahahahahha.
-silence-
B: ... ... ...
motherfucker.
T: why.
B: ionno. just too quiet.

-hangs up-
-tony calls back-

B: OK OK RECORDING AGAIN
T: the line disconnected isit ?
B: no i just hung up so that you'd call back and i can save credit.
T: oh.
...if i hang up, would that work
B: no.
T: oh.
B: shut up plaez (pronounced like that =_=)
T: .......o -interrupted-
B: OK OK LAR DON NEED TO SHUT UP.
why you listen to drunk girl
dont you know nothing good ever happens when you listen to drunk girl ?
entire civilizations have collapsed that way.
T: orly. like what ?
B: atlantis.
T: ..it sank.
B: ... ... ... um... well im sure SOMETHING collapsed in the process.
AS IF YOUR CITY SINKS BENEATH THE WAVES, YOUR FLOWER VASE DONT COLLAPSE.
T: flower vase counted as civilization meh ?
B: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT LISTENING TO THE DRUNK GIRL ?
T: ahahahahahahahahahhaahhhahahahaa.
B: ... -silence-
...
why are you so cibai ?
T: i dont know.
B: oh.
well you should. if other people ask you how you gonna answer?
T: i dont know...
B: LIKE ME IF YOU ASK ANYTHING I CAN ANSA OSO (actual pronunciation)
T: ok... why are you so asian.
B: ....
....
fuck you racist.

-hangs up-

what you already knew but i shall nonetheless repeat.

Hi, my name is:
rebekahdawnbaoritchie.

But you can call me:
bekah.

Never in my life have I:
died.

The one person who can drive me nuts is:
i cant quite pick.

My high school is:
5 minutes away.

When I’m nervous:
i make my lips look like a chicken's ass.

The last song I listened to was:
the way i are.

If I were to get married right now it would be to:
a communist.

My hair is:
sexy like paper.

When I was 4:
, 3 was SO last year.

Last Christmas:
i gave you my heart~ nanananananana

I should be:
mega rich and superly famous with big boobs and blond hair and a diva-like temperament but NUUUUU my order got mixed up =_=

When I look down I see:
sandfly bites on my sexy manlegs.

The happiest event was:
rainfest~

If I were a character on ‘Friends’:
(i had to google to find out his name, that's how much i watch tv) Joey. or Ross. too manly to be one of the girls =_=

By this time next year:
, today would be SO last year.

I have a hard time understanding:
chinese.

The last person to sing to me:
my dad. =/

There’s this girl:
who was born a guy.

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be:
EMMA

I want to buy:
money. because i am point-full.

Where do you plan to visit:
wonderland. one of these days, one of these days...

If you spend the night at my house:
it would be a night well spent.

The world could do without:
your face.

Most recent thing I’ve bought myself:
10 bux worth of credit with my first ever pay~

Most recent thing someone else bought me:
well i shared some coffeebean thing with yoshi.

In the morning I:
woke up and scratched my sandfly bites.

Last night I was:
working ahahahahaahah oh the fun oh the fun.

There’s this guy I know who:
has a butt that i'm willing to bet is secretly inflatable.

If I was an animal I’d be a:
platypus~

A better name for me would be:
bekvonsiltch giussepi.

Tomorrow I am:
going to do battle with the hydra.

Tonight I am:
working.

I need:
money.

The last thing that made me happy:
getting paid for the first time ever at my new job AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so satisfying.

My birthday is:
holy.

random line.

"she was relatively low-mantainence when compared with, lets say, a computer. jungle fern. door hinge hammer."

haha.

all killer, no filler.

very briefly...
started work at the banquet. begun love affair with sandflies. am awaiting pictures so i can tell the world about paddling for 3 hours =_= learnt to dance souljah boy (very badly). haven't had much time to blog (BEKAH NOT BLOGGING? THE FUCK IS GOING ON?)

okay read this.

I know me not having a tagboard is really taxing on those who wish to spam me with hate (^^)
so i open this post's comments to HATE.
bitch about me here, and try not to stay anonymous please.i expect quality hate when i check back on my comments. if you're feeling particularly uninspired, use my HANDY DANDY I-HATE-YOU GUIDE. (replace the underlined bits with whatever you like)

i hate your face, rebekah ritchie. you should burn in hell because you are so much more intelligent than i am. i want to scratch your face off and scratch some more. sincerely, rebekah ritchie

oh and of course, if you love me, then spam me with LUV~ eheh
try not to be too braindead please.

hi there.

what girl wouldn't like to fall asleep wearing her boyfriend's shirt?
ILOVEYOU.

3 things.

every time a girl out-shaves a guy, a lesbian is born.
girls really can out-shave guys.
girls have to shave more, meaning more practice. a guy would probably shave his face, loads of girls have to do legs, armpits, bikini lines.. shaving is more of a girl thing than a guy thing now lol.

today i suddenly remembered danielle and i singing a song way back in primary 4 or five at her house.
it was a lazy saturday afternoon and we were watching mtv. and this song came on. i think that was the only time it ever came on tv, i never saw it again. kinda like one of those one-hit wonders, minus the wonder and the, uh, hit ?
it got stuck in our heads and we sang it the WHOLE day. in the car, infront of her dad ? at lunch in the park.
LOL. good times.

mmhmm thats right uhuh oh no fix yourself girl you got a cameltoe.
i still remember that word-for-word.

these are places that scare the shit out of me but are probably the best imaginary places ever...
1. wonderland
2. oz
3. narnia
4. neverland
alice is the ultimate dream and nightmare at the same time.
it is literary magic.

5 WTF moments in my life..

"what the hell bekah, what the hell" -emma.
"oooooh im a sexy momma" -azzuddin.
"IM A CHIKKIN WING!" -mish.
"hey~ (looks 'sexy') run for your life~~~~~~" -mr originalpickupline 2007.
"HEY JOO WAN AHPPLE JOOOOOOOOOS???" -hui mian.

a series of irrelevant things.

"here's to the guy who loves me, the losers that lost me, and the lucky bastards who get to meet me."

never give up on someone you can't go a day without thinking about.

the prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.

there's three things in life every girl needs...
1. love to make her weak
2. alcohol to make her strong
3. best friends when both things make her hit the floor.

"don't ruin an apology with an excuse."

better than your ex, better than your next.

you'll never become old and wise if you arent young and crazy.

if you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

BFFS.. because our parents couldnt handle us as sisters.

life is like photography..
you use the negatives to develop.
best friends. the ones you can only get mad at for an hour because you have something important to tell them.

TO EMMA......

no one looks back on life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.


you are so weird; i love it.
if it wasnt for you, i wouldnt have ever picked this icon to put in my blog.....

today summarized very accurately:

life feels like a dream.

i used to be normal until i met those losers i call my best friends.
thank you :)

this one goes out to hui.
we do act retarded, dance like we have to pee and talk like we're mentally challenged but thats who we are.

"you know when you're in love when you cant fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams" -dr. seuss

if everything's embarassing, you're never going to have fun.

?? LOL.

kids in the dark create accidents but accidents in the dark create kids.

imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius,
and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
-marilyn monroe, a blonde with a brain.

"our song is the slamming screen door, sneaking out late, tapping on your window when you're on the phone and you talk real slow cause your mama dont know."


BEST FRIENDS.
you cry, i cry,
you hurt, i hurt,
you fight, i fight,
you jump off a bridge, i get a paddle boat and save your retarded ass


if it means marrying you with a ring pop instead of a diamond, i'd do it.

"the real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space" -marilyn monroe

FRIENDS dont let FRIENDS talk to ugly guys.

i want
my mom
to raise
my children
so that they'll
end up like
their mom.

I haven't been this scared in a long time, and I'm so unprepared so here's your valentine, bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody, this world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful to me.

oh where are the cameras when we really need them.

"R" is for "Bekah"

i'm gay -blink182
i miss the days of blink182.

there's no 'i' in 'slut', but there_is_ a 'u'.

Love is patient.
Love is kind.
Love isn't jealous.
It doesn't sing its own praises.
It isn't arrogant.
- the bible.

LOVE THE LIFE YOU LIVE,
LIVE THE LIFE YOU LOVE. -bob marley

meanwhile.

other posts still in progress.
i left camera cable in uncle's house so i shall wait til i get that before i post the entry (i already saved it as a draft in blogger so its gonna appear _before_ this one. )

until then...

something malaysia-related.

ems, kiyosh, daddy & i decided to climb gunung sapit the other day.
because we are jungly people who live off the jungle =_=
..yup, so dead within a day.

what time we slept...
bek: 2am
yoshi & emma: 3am
daddy: 9pm, counting from when he fell asleep infront of the tv.

what time we woke up...
bek: 6am
yoshi & emma: 5am (well i bet you anything they didnt get up immediately =_=)
daddy: slightly before 6

how we got up the mountain
bek: gaily skipped~
yoshi: lagged like ragnarok =_=
emma: good start but crawled most of the way like the snail she is.
daddy: MOTORBIKE DAMMIT.

he gets the most sleep AND the motorbike ?
not. fair.
takes him 10 minutes, takes us 1 1/2 hours =_=

k so we go pick up my dad's friend, gilbert.
then i lead dad in a BIG CIRCLE to get to the inti college bus stop, where kiyosh was waiting with some my-motorbike-died-now-watch-me-sulk guy.
then off we go to get emma~
whos dog randomly decides to hate on me..
MILA, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME .
cb i think it just wants to embarrass me in front of yoshi. evil, conniving dog.

off we go, with me sandwiched in the middle.
many, many WTF? moments took place, as early-morning emma is not sane at all.
she and kiyosh decided to be grass-sellers.
literally.
no i do not mean weed-grass, i mean GRASS. rumput. yeah.
and it was battle of grass-types. emma got owned cos yoshi decided to sell WILD GRASS. and ROCKS.
wowowow. no way she can compete.

all three of us were hungry (except my dad, being the . only. one. who. ate. WHY DOES HE GET THE MOTORBIKE), but caring father did not care =_=
we drove on for awhile until (i speculate) he realized i would tell my mom that he did not feed us and he'd get in trouble. so we stopped at some random place with loads of cops-in-training.

we at roti kahwin and MAGNUM. emma decided to have green tea tarik.
basically meaning she poured green tea from her can, got indecisive and poured it BACK into the can =_=
smart.

and my dad kept rushing us so NO MAGGI T_T
we got back in the car and started talking about football in roundabouts?
yes.
football in roundabouts =_=

then yoshi fell asleep so emma and i took that as an opportunity to LICK OUR PANTS.
oh the things we do when we think no-one is looking.

ALL BECAUSE OF THAT MYSTERIOUS CHUNK OF MAGNUM CHOCOLATE FROM GOD-KNOWS-WHERE.
em didnt drop any, i didnt either, and it got sandwiched PERFECTLY BETWEEN US, where it decided to melt on our pants.
oh the curse of being hot aHAHAHAHAHAAHa ..sorry.
so we. licked it off. =_=
i curse emma's pant material. so much easier to lick.

we FINALLY ARRIVED AT RANDOM KAMPUNG THING !
so we (gilbert, emma, yoshi and i) began to walk.
while father stayed behind, took his time, had a few drinks, and BIKED up.
=___=

i, the very malaysian tourist guide who knows malaysia like the FRONT of her hand, kept getting lost.
pro.
emma and i walked up at a decent speed while the communist boy kept lagging.
we had to keep stopping LOl.
emma started to play infected mushroom on her phone and it was tre inappropriate.
like
"OOOH LOOK NATURE. -insert hard trance here-"

then emma started to feel sick, pu ayam.
AND NO-ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I POINTED OUT A BAMBOO BONG ON THE ROADSIDE -is cross-

me: heh look its a bamboo bong
kiyosh: what, that ?
me: yes
gilbert: (thinking he was talking about some other thing on the side) oh thats what they use to plough fields (or something like that =_=)
emma & yoshi :AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
AHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAH!
me: ._.
gilbert: (realizing it was, infact, a bong) oh that. that is a waterpipe to smoke tobacco.
emma & yoshi: -silence-
me: HAH!

SEE. i am the guide.
*THE* guide.
:D

we were all sweating like the proverbial pig (which i have never actually seen sweaty. =/ )
gilbert got himself a walking stick.
then my dad vroom-ed by laughing his ass off at us mortals.
then he stopped at a random hut for more drinks.
oh the unfair-ity.

emma was seriously feeling unwell so we had a long break on some log.
and then she hitched a ride with my dad (who had all the time in the world to bike up to the top and then bike down to check on us =_= now that was just rubbing it in)
SO IT WAS JUST YOSHI AND ME.
and gilbert.
lol ruined =_=

ANEY-WHEY.
so we climb climb climb like we like it (?) (try to follow please)
and yoshi starts hunting for more bongs on the roadsides lol (there were quite a few, surprisingly)
and sUDDENLY.
whats this ? A CHANGE OF SCENERY.
there was . random corn ?
lol

it was then. we knew. that our jungle ordeal was OVER !
=/
so yeah, we were. at the orange roof house (which we had seen AGES back. like YOU GUYS HAVE TO HEAD FOR THAT HOUSE WITH THE ORANGE ROOF)
and wow eet velly the pleety.

ems was resting so kiyo ordered some mee thing (it looked like maggi LOL).
mustve been nice tho cos he ordered like what. three? that day.
and put on so much chilli. seriously. =S
dad was having more drinks (some moonshine that looked like water. smart emma thought it *was* water and was like "oh theyre mixing water with the sprite" and im like "WTF who mixes water with sprite ?")

em decided to stay at the orange roof house and rest while yoshi and i went up to the indonesian border.

SHE RUINED THE PLAN.
we planned to kill the jap and toss him just over the border where he would be *INDONESIA*s problem.
but she stayed behind. and. well. i dont have the power. =_= WE HAVE TO BERSATUPADU BUT I CANT DO THAT WHEN IM ONLY SATU .

we saw these wildboar. OMG IT WAS. HUGE ? LOL!
and we went to this house along the way up.
had beer and some weird drink (i couldnt decide if it was coffee or tea, which definitely qualifies it as weird) with the kampung guys (who were drinking cap apek). there we saw the skull of a 500 pound wildboar that needed 12 men to carry it back to the village.
and yoshi got to try the bamboo bong lol.

the weather there was super nice and wow so chill lol.
after that we headed up to the the border !
and went right back down =_=
there we had some random fruit thing ?
lol yes i know. do not eat random fruit =_=
WE COULDNT RESIST OK.

went back to emma. then they broke out the guitars and kareoke and kiyosh decided to own my zen and started to listening to my superior music ~ ems was feeling better so after awhile, yoshi, ems and i headed down the mountain on our own (dad would bike down with gilbert so he gave us more time =_=)

we veered off the trail at one point to go to the ice ice ice cold river. ems was smart and had brought her bikini thing but i. wasnt so smart LOL so i just got really really wet.
spent quite alot of time at the waterfallriver thing and whilst we were there, my dad overtook us on his damn motorbike and got to the kampung before us =_=
i ended up using yoshi's shirt because yeah i was very smart. we got to the village-y thing and drank a little before heading back.

YEAH END OF ADVENTURE ! i shall add pictures later cos im at my uncles house now (i started this post ages back but im finally finishing it today in 2008 =_=) after the mountain thing, the three of us chilled at my house and ate burgers at the abandoned snail park where we got murdered to death (lol) by mosquitoes.
k. FINALLY FINISHED.

in response to bubblebutt...

azz (bubblebut lol) did a post on how NZ is different from kuching.

1. i walk to school. school is actually walking distance! like. from parkson to..bing? or maybe tao. not really sure. and in kuching, i have to leave an hour before school. and i have to use the car and go halfway across the city just to go to school.

2. school starts on 8.30/9.30 here. whereas we have to get to school by 7 back home. mind you, it takes me half an hour to get to school. and half an hour to get ready. so that means i get up at 6. i pity them lodgians.

3. it is currently 8.00 and kuching-ians would be watching tv and looking outside at the night sky. WE, having seasons, still have daylight. SERIOUSLY.

4. kuching-ians chill in town to be cool. new zealanders chill at friend's houses and watching movies.

5. if you didn't have astro back home, you would be greatly frowned upon. sky, astro's equivalent here, is owned by less than half of nz's population. i know, WHOA.

6. no ah lien poses. period.

7. shopping here is actually cool. no salespeople follow you around like kuching and makes ah lien noises and forces you to buy something. no fake stuff. ok, maybe there is fake stuff, but i haven't come across any.

8. OK, GIANT DORK. ps2 games here are 40 smackaroones. that makes RM80. and in kuching. i can get them for RM5. and no, i do not support cetak rompak. i only get the ps2 ones. BUT SERIOUSLY. who would spend 80 ringgit just to get a ps2 game. and when you're fed up with it, you just leave it. 5 ringgits is a totally reasonable price. i sound like a cheap ass. but whatever. it's my money. (:

9. nz-ers are totally outdoorsy. here i've been ice skating, paintball, tennis, flying foxes and bike parks. ok ice skating was indoors. whatever. the most active outdoorsy thing i did in kuching was. buying ice cream from the ice cream truck that comes outside my house. i am craving ice cream right now.

10. AZAN. THERE'S NO AZAN. i miss azan like. super.

1. i walk to school too, thats just you asshole LOL. just cos youre rich and kiasu, you HAVEEE to go to lodge. if you were like normal malaysians, you'd end up going to some school damn near to your house. so there, number one is out.
2. i wake up at 7.15 ^^ well, okay so this one is pretty true.
3. on the other hand, in winter, it gets dark at what, five? yeah i know it still counts as a difference, i just dont think it's a good thing =/ i like our tropical weather k with our MONSUN BARATDAYA TENGGARA TIMOR SELATAN (i am pro at geo =_=)
4. wow you thought you had to chill at town to be cool ? lol you sad little creature.
5. kay third point for azz !! YAY.
6. HEY HEY I SAW YOUR BEBO FRIENDS PROFILES, THERE YOU HAVE ANGMO AHLIANS. thats super tricky cos you cant ever tell which one is gonna turn out ahlian when you meet them. oh, and let me remind you of hui mian's NZ twin. period.
7. yeah angmo shopping does rock doesnt it... and salespeople are actually FRIENDLY there wowowowowowo.
8. i love pirated goods man, seriously.
9. ... azz you suck =_=
10. yeah. i have alot to say for this =/

k so bek : 5, azz: 6 (i counted the weather thing twice =_=)

IN MY NEXT POST... SOMETHING MALAYSIA-RELATED !

scentsational~ ahahaha lame sorry.

i greatly want new PERFUME. cos im bored of most of mine =_=

paco rabanne black xs sounds cool, but i bet i will be let down once i actually try it.


"A love potion, Black XS for Her, will help enhance your current groove with its fruity-floral-woody notes. If you love the scent of cranberry, peppercorn, and vanilla, then you'll love this. But the main ingredient in this fragrance which gives it its (literally) "love-potion" factor is the Black Hellebore Rose ("black" due to its dark-colored root stock)

Tale of the rose
Legend has it that in the days of old, the perennial Black Hellebore Rose (also known as the Christmas rose as it blooms in mid-winter at temperatures as low as -15 degrees C) was believed to be used by witches because of its hallucinogenic powers - it has a unique odour that's sweet like a rose but whose scent is overlaid with others that are somewhat narcotic. Scientifically, it is also a toxic flower, which is why this scent has been used for this intoxicating fragrance."

anna sui's flight of fancy makes me want it just cos the ads are so pretty eheh.


Thierry mugler's alien. scary packaging, scary name, smells like heaven.


anna sui's perfumes are nice, some of the escadas are alright, except a little generic. anais anais is WOW but i think the bottle is ugly =_=
glow by jlo and the funky miami jlo thing (?) smell good. but i do not want another celebrity perfume =/
davidoff cool water. i do not know anyone who doesnt like this LOL. plus 'davidoff' reminds me of emma =_=


flower by kenzo. EVERY YEAR I PROMISE MYSELF I SHALL BUY THIS.
BUT IVE NEVER GOTTEN AROUND TO IT =_=


angel by thierry mugler. predecessor to alien, better packaging, slightly less sweet (ironically =_=). reminds me of when my mom and i were in london and we went into random stores and pretended to be rich ahahaha.
the louis vuitton ladies bought every word ^^
... *we* didn't buy anything tho =_=


HAPPY BY CLINIQUE IS
NAUSEATING.

im thinking of buying the whatyoucallits. um.
oh yes. the ralph lauren perfumes LOL. because i feel bad for bothering the lady that day with emma and not buying anything =_=

3.

PEACHES GELDOF.

LINDSAY LOHAN.

LILY ALLEN.

secretive like the panther.

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLES BLOGS HAVE MORE READERSHIP THAN MINE....
ESPECIALLY WHEN I DONT LIKE THOSE BLOGS.

when i see other people's parents,
i feel a little resentful of mine.

i sometimes wonder how we can afford to live the way we do.

i dont like myself for cursing.
it just slips out.

making me jealous doesnt take much.
nice legs, articulation and clear skin are good places to start.

I NEVER WANT TO SEE MYSELF OLD & WRINKLY.

i hate the fact that i put in more effort into my
imaginary life
than my
real one.

i wish i knew what people said about me when i wasnt listening.
every. last. detail.

i'd sell your friendship if it could fetch money ^^

oh stop judging me,
its a blog entry.

-

on the rocks, they winked at me,
broken and cold, they've seen more than they should've known.
a voice from the dark croaked at me,
"pretty's gone, it flew at dawn, over dark blue seas"

friend appreciation moment !

to zuzu...
you rawk because even 1234567890 miles away, you still can de-spaz me when im in fullblown spaz mode. that right there is a TALENT, k, not everyone can do that. and even though you are now breeding with white people, youre still the same "so down-to-earth, im UNDERGROUND, bitch" malay arse. we also got some of the best emails going on haha.

to emma...
I LUB EMS TO THE MAX. you always chill and cool with whatever. when we talk its like another language, and our inside jokes PWN. plus you now like trance ahahahahahaha. you're like suitable for WHENEVER. my multi-purpose friend LOL. from crocodile farm buddy to cultural village sape show-offer ( eHEH), cant beat ems.

to colette...
no-one can make me laugh harder, seriously. you better stop putting yourself down, or i'll kill you. imma miss jew too.

to hui mian...
had to put you and colette right next to each other in order hahah. you are my X-rated friend and when we finally do calm down long enough to have a quality conversation, those conversations are A-grade. flouncy pink poison.

to mish...
I LOVE YOU WE MUST HANG OUT K. you are so awesome. never bored with you around :D

ugh ok i am lazy, so last one...

to wawa...
wawa has circular love for all ! you rock cos you have principles! but i hate you cos you always. always. look good dammit. intervegetable love ~

also S2 yoshi N karen (who i know will get pissed off at me for not mentioning her HEH. I LOVE YOU K).
and God deserves a special mention too lol.
shall write the rest some other time when im in another 'i shall appreciate thee' mood.

yootoob.

MUST WATCH K.

copier.

i should be asleep gotta get up early besok.
but karen made a list (I CAN FINALLY READ HER BLOG =_=) her fav songs and im in the mood to copy SO I SHALL MAKE LIST OF 5 FAV SONGS AND WHAT THEY MEAN TO ME.

5. Glamorous - Fergie.
Its quitepro's inspiration for the .weirdest codeword ever =_=
i find it strangely emo heh and listening to it on SE headphones.. wow orgasmic bass.
4. Beautiful Things - Tiesto.
Another make-me-emo song haha. It's so pretty, that's the only word i can think of to describe it. The immigrant played it in little lebanon and now whenever i hear it i think if the immigrant.
3. Everything's Just Wonderful - Lily Allen.
This song reminds me of last year's holiday / early January. it reminds me of the sun, fresh breezes, random thunderstorms, the smell of fresh paint, ladders, painting my room, open windows, painting our faces as cats, karen & champagne, manholes & roofs, my mng top and hilton.
2. Tiny Dancer - Foo Fighters cover
Dave Grohl talks too much in this =_=
makes me feel like crying and laughing at the same time, and spinning around in circles, falling asleep in someone's arms, and driving on a lonely highway at night.
makes me so nostalgic. makes me remember ryan making a giant castle + moat (complete with water) of playdoh, my daddy carrying me on his shoulders, wobbly teeth and calling out to gibbons with siew yee.
1. Jerusalem - Matisyahu
i think of langkawi when i hear this song. haha
reminds me of sand, brandy, dreadlocks, and smses from thailand.

sploding creativity.

DO YOU SEE FOOTPRINTS.
AND A LEECH
AND ALIEN FINGERS
AND AN ONION.

DO YOU SEE BOOBS?
AND HIBISCUS
AND TWO DOLLS

DO YOU SEE FREAKY ALEINS?
AND EGYPTIAN GODS
AND BLUE-HAIRED MEN
AND A BLUE POLAR BEAR

DO YOU SEE CRYING BABY?
aND WINGED CAMEL
AND FROWING OLD LADY
AND VULTURES TAKING A SHIT

DO YOU SEE PARROTS?
AND A TEMPLE
AND THE BATMOBILE

DO YOU SEE.
i'll get back to you.



i call the next one "gone wrong"....


probably the only person you know above 10 who still does this shit LOL

SMELL MY DATA PORT BITCH.

do YOU own a creative zen vision : M ?
IF YOU DO.
take it now, flip it upside down, and take a GOOD DEEP WHIFF of its data port LOL


i was smelling my zen a couple of days back (dont ask =_=) AND DISCOVERED MY DATA PORT WAS . FRUITY LOL.
so i googled "fruity zen vision M" and discovered i was not the only one with a fruity zen ! (or the only one who bothered to smell their zen LOL)
evidence
HERE

anyway. so i need a new mp3 and im trying to decide between another zen vision M, except the 60 gig model in white, or the 160gig ipod in silver.
comment below please, i need feedback.
if you own an ipod, please list good & bad points please. my mom wont be getting me another for a LONG time so im trying to make sure i get a good deal.

out and about . AT LAST =_=

arranged time to meet : 3pm
i got to tun jugah : 3.08 pm
karen got to tun jugah : 4pm
MOFO.

so i stood at the um circular hole thing in the middle of tun jugah at the top floor.
not like a random hole in the floor k =_= i mean the. railing thing LOL.
and there were so many of my favourite people ^^
all these pov people who think they're cool walking around staring at the ang mo. go catch fire, please.
then this group of particularly "o look me isosexy" malay boys came up from behind me.

one particularly "o look me isosexy" malay boy : "SSSSSSST"

now as you know, the mating call of the typical "isosexy" malay is to imitate the sound of an aeserol can being sprayed eg: "SSSSST"
this ISS (isosexy) malay boy was particularly ambitious and ISS.
so.

he "ssst"-ed from behind me.
i ignored, thinking they would go away, as they always did.
indeed, they went away.
they strolled away VERRRRYYYY SLOWLY.
but not once did particularly ISS boy stop "sssst"-ing.


THEY STROLLED VERRRRRRRRYYYYY SLOWLY AROUND THE RAILING FOR
TWO ROUNDS
AND HE NEVER STOPPED "SSSST"-ING.
NOT ONCE LOL.

i was about to spaz. but since i was standing there alone (thank you karen), laughing to myself would've made me seem not particularly sane =_=
so i took out my phone and pretended i had gotten a text so that i could smile to myself and try not to end up spazzing on the floor of tun jugah.

after completing their second round, particularly ISS guy stopped behind me and went "HEEEHLOOOW" in super freaky isosexy voice.
scared the spaz right out of me =_=
then they walked away.

that qualifies as one of the top 10 wtf moments of my life.

beautiful beginning to our day out ae.

that happened at about 3.30.
leaving me plenty of time to WAIT FOR KAREN =_=
i saw fira and co so i was like "HI OMG CAN I HANG WITH YOU GUYS PLEASE IMMA LOSER HERE BY MYSELF."

fira: ok.
-walks away-

LOL. so. neglected :(
so i went back to my trusty railing once more =_=
then fira realized that i was once more enjoying the company of my railing LOL so she came back to interrupt our alone time.
DAMN YOU FIRA ! -shakes fist-
so i kinda. stood around with them for a couple of minutes before assuring them that, yes it was fine with me if they ditched me. so they did LOL.

then i saw holly. talked for all of. 15 seconds ?
and (at. last.) karen called.
(well no not really karen.)

so i went down and there was karen at the bottom of the escalator smiling at me while standing next to this strange chinese immigrant and his friend as i mouthed to karen "fuckyoufuckyoufuckyou" all the way down the escalator, feeling nice and. regal LOL.

okay so everybody was like hi. even the random chinese immigrant and friend said hi. strange people =_=
then we went off to sony while the chinese immigrant + friend went off to mcd's. karen couldn't find a case for her camera so we went off to mcd's too.
AND BY SHEER COINCIDENCE WE BUMPED INTO SAID CHINESE IMMIGRANT + FRIEND AGAIN.

we ordered food and the chinese immigrant + friend went away to buy scissors to kill us with. wawa came along and gave karen a very nice set of teeth =_=


we went off to little lebanon
but it wasn't opened yet.
oh and there was a police convention right outside lol.
AND GUESS WHAT. I SWEAR WE WERE BEING STALKED K.
the chinese immigrant + friend were there again =_=
so we waited for little lebanon to open, listening to weird chinese immigrant music. the chinese immigrant kept trying to talk to us but we didnt understand him LOL.

suddenly immigrant was like "chingchongchingchong" and he climbed up the stairs to little lebanon =_=
strange.

once little lebanon opened, wawa, karen and i went up (duh =_=).
and we were sitting. right next to the chinese immigrant LOL.

so then there was shisha and a lack of heinekein (did i spell that right ?)
but karen still made the best of it LOL.
taxi back to karen's and oh wow she was so. wasted LOL
she started to cry as we cooked our maggi
=_=
i think she got emotionally attached to the mee.

our halloween costumes:
bekah - a ninja. basically me in black top + jeans with a black mask made from manilla card in like 10 seconds and a sign saying "IMMA NINJA" around my neck
wawa - fairy princess with crown, wand and. fangs ? oh and jeans vs skirt crisis.
karen - a witch that never showed up =_=

baby if you strip you could get a tip..

..cos i like you just the way you are ~

karen should become a pro photographer :


-_-
karen.. you was sooooooooo wasted nigga :P
good. times. EHEH.

daddy's writing drive me crazy.

ok so im doing some work for my dad. in order to do so i have to decrypt the mystical runes he leaves on my papers (aka: footnotes =_= )

here is what i am reading :
"highlantsi dominile and distritus fom where lheirs sarah's hiffhh mander gunning murad."
"the bintuh manipulat intro semull serit centaur ago"
"resta lcaul jerihal un Mulah"
"unlit the vert ore"
"footow her" (the 'her' is mysteriously underlined =_=)
"who once tieed in fall france called 'rumah thripp' "
"dublid / dubbullied / dubblied / dubbloon (either one) by eureapeen r as"
"where sharkiest / smacshed human hceals ate stared"
"toty anty 400 shurm nomads"
"beha pleaceant took pago thin m'sia website ??!!"
(this appears randomly underneath a long paragraph about the iban people) "SALT"
(this appears next to a paragraph on ec. development) "weeeee thedoes"
"resent been rebuilt upgrateful emabashing ilt fo unrable"
"are altro arrabble the gout markers of mypig dozten sataratzee"
"Rivers are the epiblood / eyeblood of Sarawak"
"all the magistartis to a prom"
"how(insert giant illegible squiggle here) with the advent of a bettr rod penetat wires siren forrell has deacreapesd"
"its deput chif mahor"
"bulihitam"
"oh the hill trees inhitob noe l-bracket kelanata unto dad in l(squiggle)g + whoo D'moor(squiggle)"
"the laugh are are inthe anvil people of bernao"
"sarah her about 5000 indians and small pegasus ic javamine eurasians and euraminds"
"boxed in by paper in the nw sbs in the onth into indo kal(squiggle) in the east"
(this one was particularly hellish to decode) "Luckily as cenataor fo shyne andi masseam whichick calamt columbus cam he maddle for phllyum and hong hing via r.k in sabroh"
"hair bacise ol mae roads and alkatrab land transit iertrad ber gehtd"
(randomly appears at the top of a blank page) "shuteh"
"Juno toh ik new got"

its like another language. i read it aloud to my mother and she thought i was speaking german =_=