something malaysia-related.

ems, kiyosh, daddy & i decided to climb gunung sapit the other day.
because we are jungly people who live off the jungle =_=
..yup, so dead within a day.

what time we slept...
bek: 2am
yoshi & emma: 3am
daddy: 9pm, counting from when he fell asleep infront of the tv.

what time we woke up...
bek: 6am
yoshi & emma: 5am (well i bet you anything they didnt get up immediately =_=)
daddy: slightly before 6

how we got up the mountain
bek: gaily skipped~
yoshi: lagged like ragnarok =_=
emma: good start but crawled most of the way like the snail she is.
daddy: MOTORBIKE DAMMIT.

he gets the most sleep AND the motorbike ?
not. fair.
takes him 10 minutes, takes us 1 1/2 hours =_=

k so we go pick up my dad's friend, gilbert.
then i lead dad in a BIG CIRCLE to get to the inti college bus stop, where kiyosh was waiting with some my-motorbike-died-now-watch-me-sulk guy.
then off we go to get emma~
whos dog randomly decides to hate on me..
MILA, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME .
cb i think it just wants to embarrass me in front of yoshi. evil, conniving dog.

off we go, with me sandwiched in the middle.
many, many WTF? moments took place, as early-morning emma is not sane at all.
she and kiyosh decided to be grass-sellers.
literally.
no i do not mean weed-grass, i mean GRASS. rumput. yeah.
and it was battle of grass-types. emma got owned cos yoshi decided to sell WILD GRASS. and ROCKS.
wowowow. no way she can compete.

all three of us were hungry (except my dad, being the . only. one. who. ate. WHY DOES HE GET THE MOTORBIKE), but caring father did not care =_=
we drove on for awhile until (i speculate) he realized i would tell my mom that he did not feed us and he'd get in trouble. so we stopped at some random place with loads of cops-in-training.

we at roti kahwin and MAGNUM. emma decided to have green tea tarik.
basically meaning she poured green tea from her can, got indecisive and poured it BACK into the can =_=
smart.

and my dad kept rushing us so NO MAGGI T_T
we got back in the car and started talking about football in roundabouts?
yes.
football in roundabouts =_=

then yoshi fell asleep so emma and i took that as an opportunity to LICK OUR PANTS.
oh the things we do when we think no-one is looking.

ALL BECAUSE OF THAT MYSTERIOUS CHUNK OF MAGNUM CHOCOLATE FROM GOD-KNOWS-WHERE.
em didnt drop any, i didnt either, and it got sandwiched PERFECTLY BETWEEN US, where it decided to melt on our pants.
oh the curse of being hot aHAHAHAHAHAAHa ..sorry.
so we. licked it off. =_=
i curse emma's pant material. so much easier to lick.

we FINALLY ARRIVED AT RANDOM KAMPUNG THING !
so we (gilbert, emma, yoshi and i) began to walk.
while father stayed behind, took his time, had a few drinks, and BIKED up.
=___=

i, the very malaysian tourist guide who knows malaysia like the FRONT of her hand, kept getting lost.
pro.
emma and i walked up at a decent speed while the communist boy kept lagging.
we had to keep stopping LOl.
emma started to play infected mushroom on her phone and it was tre inappropriate.
like
"OOOH LOOK NATURE. -insert hard trance here-"

then emma started to feel sick, pu ayam.
AND NO-ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I POINTED OUT A BAMBOO BONG ON THE ROADSIDE -is cross-

me: heh look its a bamboo bong
kiyosh: what, that ?
me: yes
gilbert: (thinking he was talking about some other thing on the side) oh thats what they use to plough fields (or something like that =_=)
emma & yoshi :AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
AHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAH!
me: ._.
gilbert: (realizing it was, infact, a bong) oh that. that is a waterpipe to smoke tobacco.
emma & yoshi: -silence-
me: HAH!

SEE. i am the guide.
*THE* guide.
:D

we were all sweating like the proverbial pig (which i have never actually seen sweaty. =/ )
gilbert got himself a walking stick.
then my dad vroom-ed by laughing his ass off at us mortals.
then he stopped at a random hut for more drinks.
oh the unfair-ity.

emma was seriously feeling unwell so we had a long break on some log.
and then she hitched a ride with my dad (who had all the time in the world to bike up to the top and then bike down to check on us =_= now that was just rubbing it in)
SO IT WAS JUST YOSHI AND ME.
and gilbert.
lol ruined =_=

ANEY-WHEY.
so we climb climb climb like we like it (?) (try to follow please)
and yoshi starts hunting for more bongs on the roadsides lol (there were quite a few, surprisingly)
and sUDDENLY.
whats this ? A CHANGE OF SCENERY.
there was . random corn ?
lol

it was then. we knew. that our jungle ordeal was OVER !
=/
so yeah, we were. at the orange roof house (which we had seen AGES back. like YOU GUYS HAVE TO HEAD FOR THAT HOUSE WITH THE ORANGE ROOF)
and wow eet velly the pleety.

ems was resting so kiyo ordered some mee thing (it looked like maggi LOL).
mustve been nice tho cos he ordered like what. three? that day.
and put on so much chilli. seriously. =S
dad was having more drinks (some moonshine that looked like water. smart emma thought it *was* water and was like "oh theyre mixing water with the sprite" and im like "WTF who mixes water with sprite ?")

em decided to stay at the orange roof house and rest while yoshi and i went up to the indonesian border.

SHE RUINED THE PLAN.
we planned to kill the jap and toss him just over the border where he would be *INDONESIA*s problem.
but she stayed behind. and. well. i dont have the power. =_= WE HAVE TO BERSATUPADU BUT I CANT DO THAT WHEN IM ONLY SATU .

we saw these wildboar. OMG IT WAS. HUGE ? LOL!
and we went to this house along the way up.
had beer and some weird drink (i couldnt decide if it was coffee or tea, which definitely qualifies it as weird) with the kampung guys (who were drinking cap apek). there we saw the skull of a 500 pound wildboar that needed 12 men to carry it back to the village.
and yoshi got to try the bamboo bong lol.

the weather there was super nice and wow so chill lol.
after that we headed up to the the border !
and went right back down =_=
there we had some random fruit thing ?
lol yes i know. do not eat random fruit =_=
WE COULDNT RESIST OK.

went back to emma. then they broke out the guitars and kareoke and kiyosh decided to own my zen and started to listening to my superior music ~ ems was feeling better so after awhile, yoshi, ems and i headed down the mountain on our own (dad would bike down with gilbert so he gave us more time =_=)

we veered off the trail at one point to go to the ice ice ice cold river. ems was smart and had brought her bikini thing but i. wasnt so smart LOL so i just got really really wet.
spent quite alot of time at the waterfallriver thing and whilst we were there, my dad overtook us on his damn motorbike and got to the kampung before us =_=
i ended up using yoshi's shirt because yeah i was very smart. we got to the village-y thing and drank a little before heading back.

YEAH END OF ADVENTURE ! i shall add pictures later cos im at my uncles house now (i started this post ages back but im finally finishing it today in 2008 =_=) after the mountain thing, the three of us chilled at my house and ate burgers at the abandoned snail park where we got murdered to death (lol) by mosquitoes.
k. FINALLY FINISHED.