daddy's writing drive me crazy.

ok so im doing some work for my dad. in order to do so i have to decrypt the mystical runes he leaves on my papers (aka: footnotes =_= )

here is what i am reading :
"highlantsi dominile and distritus fom where lheirs sarah's hiffhh mander gunning murad."
"the bintuh manipulat intro semull serit centaur ago"
"resta lcaul jerihal un Mulah"
"unlit the vert ore"
"footow her" (the 'her' is mysteriously underlined =_=)
"who once tieed in fall france called 'rumah thripp' "
"dublid / dubbullied / dubblied / dubbloon (either one) by eureapeen r as"
"where sharkiest / smacshed human hceals ate stared"
"toty anty 400 shurm nomads"
"beha pleaceant took pago thin m'sia website ??!!"
(this appears randomly underneath a long paragraph about the iban people) "SALT"
(this appears next to a paragraph on ec. development) "weeeee thedoes"
"resent been rebuilt upgrateful emabashing ilt fo unrable"
"are altro arrabble the gout markers of mypig dozten sataratzee"
"Rivers are the epiblood / eyeblood of Sarawak"
"all the magistartis to a prom"
"how(insert giant illegible squiggle here) with the advent of a bettr rod penetat wires siren forrell has deacreapesd"
"its deput chif mahor"
"bulihitam"
"oh the hill trees inhitob noe l-bracket kelanata unto dad in l(squiggle)g + whoo D'moor(squiggle)"
"the laugh are are inthe anvil people of bernao"
"sarah her about 5000 indians and small pegasus ic javamine eurasians and euraminds"
"boxed in by paper in the nw sbs in the onth into indo kal(squiggle) in the east"
(this one was particularly hellish to decode) "Luckily as cenataor fo shyne andi masseam whichick calamt columbus cam he maddle for phllyum and hong hing via r.k in sabroh"
"hair bacise ol mae roads and alkatrab land transit iertrad ber gehtd"
(randomly appears at the top of a blank page) "shuteh"
"Juno toh ik new got"

its like another language. i read it aloud to my mother and she thought i was speaking german =_=