3 things.

every time a girl out-shaves a guy, a lesbian is born.
girls really can out-shave guys.
girls have to shave more, meaning more practice. a guy would probably shave his face, loads of girls have to do legs, armpits, bikini lines.. shaving is more of a girl thing than a guy thing now lol.

today i suddenly remembered danielle and i singing a song way back in primary 4 or five at her house.
it was a lazy saturday afternoon and we were watching mtv. and this song came on. i think that was the only time it ever came on tv, i never saw it again. kinda like one of those one-hit wonders, minus the wonder and the, uh, hit ?
it got stuck in our heads and we sang it the WHOLE day. in the car, infront of her dad ? at lunch in the park.
LOL. good times.

mmhmm thats right uhuh oh no fix yourself girl you got a cameltoe.
i still remember that word-for-word.

these are places that scare the shit out of me but are probably the best imaginary places ever...
1. wonderland
2. oz
3. narnia
4. neverland
alice is the ultimate dream and nightmare at the same time.
it is literary magic.