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OK everyone knows how sony ericsson verysexy right ? and can record phone convos right ?
anyway so bekah got drunk and got a call from her very VERY VERY VERY bestest friend in the world =_= yesiwasbribed, TONY.
o and on the topic of tonys, i met a 4th tony at work. he is my CO-WAITER that sounds so gay lol and he is like parttime bartender like waaa.

back to subject.
so i got call from tony and i recorded it.
im deleting it as soon as i write this down here because well it is funny but i sound like kindy kid so NO I MUST DELETE IT.

bekah (B) : OK OK OK RECORDING
tony (T) : you drunk ?
B: YES (you can practically hear me grin =_=)
T: bet youre drinking cheap brandy -riotous laughter-
B: EH EH EH I DRINK EXPENSIVE STUFF TOO
T: ..like..
B: BEER.
...
CIBAI I MEANT.... -interrupted-
T: LOL.
B: lol you said lol
LOL I SAID LOL
LOL!
T: ...what is your problem.
B: cibai you say i got problem without basis like very fun like that you think can accuse people of having problems just liddat issit?
T: ...no..
B: OK GOODBYE I GO CALL MY BOYFRIEND ALREADY.

-hangs up-
-calls back-

B: ok recording again.
T: i thought you wanted to go talk to your boyfriend
B: we broke up.
T: ...oh.
-awkward-
B: NOLAR HE JUST NOT PICKING UP.
T: oh ahahahahha.
-silence-
B: ... ... ...
motherfucker.
T: why.
B: ionno. just too quiet.

-hangs up-
-tony calls back-

B: OK OK RECORDING AGAIN
T: the line disconnected isit ?
B: no i just hung up so that you'd call back and i can save credit.
T: oh.
...if i hang up, would that work
B: no.
T: oh.
B: shut up plaez (pronounced like that =_=)
T: .......o -interrupted-
B: OK OK LAR DON NEED TO SHUT UP.
why you listen to drunk girl
dont you know nothing good ever happens when you listen to drunk girl ?
entire civilizations have collapsed that way.
T: orly. like what ?
B: atlantis.
T: ..it sank.
B: ... ... ... um... well im sure SOMETHING collapsed in the process.
AS IF YOUR CITY SINKS BENEATH THE WAVES, YOUR FLOWER VASE DONT COLLAPSE.
T: flower vase counted as civilization meh ?
B: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT LISTENING TO THE DRUNK GIRL ?
T: ahahahahahahahahahhaahhhahahahaa.
B: ... -silence-
...
why are you so cibai ?
T: i dont know.
B: oh.
well you should. if other people ask you how you gonna answer?
T: i dont know...
B: LIKE ME IF YOU ASK ANYTHING I CAN ANSA OSO (actual pronunciation)
T: ok... why are you so asian.
B: ....
....
fuck you racist.

-hangs up-