we're special.

i finally have mood.

this is a story of how we ended up in here.
we wanted to get from
here
to
there using
this.

so we did. FOR ONLY THIRTY CENTS -jimatcermat-
..
yeah i tell good stories.
noone taught emma not to play with her shisha.
here you can see a fine example of sharingcaring.
haha karen.
i was a bunny at coffeebean.
..
mish was mish.
yeah bunny.
EMMA IS DAVID HASSELLHOFF.
look at karen haha
love lils.
when we started off, karen was this.
now she's this.

we're sorry ugliness is contagious. -apologizes on emma's behalf-
XD

i am very lazy to type out exactly what happened so here's what i am willing to waste energy on.

random malay guys: Hi. hi. hi. hii... hi. hi.
me: bye.
-other four giggle-

random burger guys: hi hi hi hi hi hi
me: we dont speak english.
-other four giggle-

mish: haha karen is vain. wait VEIN. you know. vein?
-other four giggle-
bekah: no wait karen is ARTERY
-other four giggle. emma chokes on shisha-

bekah/mish: OMG EMMA YOU LOOK SO HORNY

-lils splutters shisha-

mish: heh we can censor peoples faces and say it was the smoke.
-other four giggle-

all five: ewww look at the LEAVES.

emma: I DO *NOT* LOOK LIKE DAVID HASSELLHOFF
-looks like david hassellhoff-

bekah: hey look a toothbrush.
other four: ewwww

lils: and you know they're like totally flat. like skin. YEAH SERIOUSLY. theres NOTHING there.

karen: whyyyy isnt it coming out of my nose....!

lils: OMG MOM MY LAMP IS ON FIRE.

karen: kha-mu very chan-tik jhu-ga.
-pisang goreng lady giggles-

bekah/mish: hatefest hatefest
lils/em: lovefest lovefest
bekah: OMG~~!!! -hits emma and holds up thumbs-
emma: ow
other two: wtf.

bekah: check out that totally sexual old man and his combover
lils/em/mish: EW

bekah: no seriously where are the bm books.
helpful emma: MY FIRST DICTIONARY

yeah its for us to know.

stop it.

i tried writing a blog post with all our little adventure pictures blah.

but i discovered i just have no mood.

on repeat...

pretty girl is suffering while he confesses everything, pretty soon she'll figure out what his intentions were about.
thats what you get for falling again you can never get him out of your head.
its the way that he makes you feel, its the way that he kisses you, its the way that he makes you fall in love.

shes beautiful as usual with bruises on her ego and killer instinct tells her to be aware of evil men
thats what you get for falling again you can never get him out of your head.
its the way that he makes you feel, its the way that he kisses you, its the way that he makes you fall in love.

love.

pretty girl is suffering while he confesses everything.
..
pretty soon she'll figure out you can never get him out of you head.

its the way that he makes you cry, its the way that hes in you mind, its the way that he makes you fall in love.
its the way that he makes you feel, its the way that he kisses you, its the way that he makes you fall in love.

..

stop making me cry. all of you.

click to see larger version. then laugh.

i love the elephant one XD

because this is funny.

i shall break my blog fasting just to post CHARLIEEEEE~!!

shall break blog fast again tomorrow. I HAVE TO GO RUN SCHOOL SPORTS X.X

tech blimbo.

okay my laptop is fucken gay. it keeps jamming and i cant do anything but pop out the battery and restart it. annoying thing.

i am most likely going to get the sony t100. cant decide between red and black. WHAT DO YOU THINK.

am trying to cut down on my blogging for now and im doing preeety well. heres to un-blogging.

the brutal truth

there is no size 80. so here is next best thing.

zat is. infact. always right.

and i am being goddamn serious.

song quiz that i stole from claire because im a stealer.

1. What is your name?
the real slim shady - eminem

2. Are you male or female:
middle - jimmy eats world

3. Describe yourself:
freak of the week - george clinton and the parliament funkadelics

4. How do people feel about you?
all mixed up - 311

5. How do you feel about yourself:
geek in the pink - jason mraz

6. Ex boyfriends/girlfriends:
desperate guys - the faint XD

7. Current boyfriend/girlfriend/crush:
pretty girl - sugarcult LMAO

8. Describe where you want to be:
rooftops - lost prophets

9. Describe where you live:
middle of nowhere - hot hot heat

10. Describe how you live:
dreamtime - ferry corsten

11. If you had one wish, what would it be?
learn to fly - foo fighters

12: What did you do when you woke up this morning?
relax, take it easy - mika

13: Where do you really want to go on holiday?
island in the sun - weezer

14: Do you want me?
no - me

15: Will you take this quiz?
circle circle dot dot

YEAH THAT MaDE SENSE -is upset-

life is stupid, my.

i feel low. lower than the lowest low moss-infested(?) piece of pebble underneath a snail. which died many years ago and got a mountain burried on it. THATS how low i feel.


that was just hell and back. its the p!atd song come to life except nightmare-style. argh im not even making sense. and now. this whole rainfest thing. and i feel. bad.
i actually stabbed him in the back without knowing it. fuck. i would give. anything. to just talk to you right now.
but hey i was never important enough for that right?
use me abuse me throw me away. youre just like everyone said you were. ive been stupid, youve been an ass. no, we're not friends anymore.

as for *you*.. stop judging me just because im not a chastised saint of a fucken nun.

stare..

because i have nothing better to do, here is hotness.

i like them SMOKIN HOT~!! -is lame like michelle- he is. sigh.

two lines.

i changed the skin. i changed it back. JOY.

today and yesterday has been, in one word, drama. updates later now i have no mood.

shes a bad mama jamma.

fuck i am losing my voice.

last night, mish came over to practise our performance blah blah. velly fun but i cant remember what happened
=S
i know we spent the last 3 minutes dancing around my living room with the flyswatter LOL. and that our hair was combined-ly wet enough to drown fish. or something. eheh.

my dad lost the camera. or maybe i did. we honestly dont know who did. but *someone* lost the camera.
so now my dad is going to buy a new one =D
i am trying to persuade him into buying sexy cybershot.

on the topic of new things, i am now Saving Up for a New Phone. going for something decently cheap. thinking of the SE k700i. its like 300 something. i think.

okay heres to lost voices i gotta go get a life goodbye.

quite irritated.

i am one cool german female.

mir werde genug zum blog auf Deutsch gebohrt. ziemlich kühles Recht? ich tadele claire für diese deutsche epidemische Scheiße. Haha I wettete, daß dieses ausfallen wird also verdreht. dumme wörtliche übersetzungen. aber sein durchaus Spaß. ich muß diese Eintragung länger sein, also schreibe ich Misten. claire ist mein lesbisches Geliebtes des Neuseeland Weibchens, dem ich so Brunnen kenne, daß ich vielen viele Seiten über sie schreiben kann. yeah. ich denke, daß Löweherzen ziemlich homosexuell sind. hahah. azzuddin ist dumm. sehr dumm. ist long enough dieses? ich weiß nicht. , sicher gerade zu sein, soll ich ramble an für länger. nicht liebst du die Deutschen? heh Mikrobe-Mann zur Rettung. yeah im kühl. rebekah. lol I Wunder, wie mein Name schaut auf Deutsch…

heh german is so cool. MICROBE MAN. that just ruined my pun. -is sad-

regarding retards.

oh wow that was a kindergarden flashback moment.

okay, admittedly i forgot to describe her forehead, i am SO SORRY. i shall make up for that right here..

dani has a forehead. her forehead comes before her head. it is one of the most obvious things about her seeing as if she didnt have a forehead, she probably wouldnt have a head either. her forehead is rather normal. it is neither a hexagon nor a square in shape and. seriously its a forehead whats the big deal -_-

nextly. big thanks to zat for the cbox spammage. dont know what i would have done without it.

finally. dont get so worked up dani. they've obviously got too much time and too little life.

it is hot.

i finally found a skull i Quite Like for a tatt.
if i do get it, it shall be on my foot :)

um.

claire. uh. looks like that.
..
yeah.
and um.
shes so amish that she goes online.
and.
and.
and azz says we have alot in common.
uh.
we share a mutual love for roadcones.
um.
she has bebo.
uhh.
and.
you know.
shes.
like.
into.
stuff.
YEAH STUFF.
..
yeah.
um.
i added her in msn.
but i think she was too freaked out to approve me.

whoa im good.

WE ARE LIKE SO CLOSE WE ARE INSEPARATEABLE (?) lol yeah i cant spell shut up. WE KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT EACH OTHER ITS SO FREAKY I COULD WRITE A THOUSAND WORD ESSAY ON HER AND I WOULDNT BE DONE.

claire got blogged.

analogies for your next english paper.

"Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a ThighMaster."

"He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it."

"She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up."

"Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever."

"He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree."

"The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife’s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine."

"The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t."

"From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30."

"Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze."

"Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph."

"John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met."

"He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River."

"Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long it had rusted shut."

"The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work."

"The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while."

"He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something."

"The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant."

"It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools."

"He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up."

"Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake."

"The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play."

"The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon."

"The dandelion swayed in the gentle breeze like an oscillating electric fan set on medium."

"He felt like he was being hunted down like a dog, in a place that hunts dogs, I suppose."

"The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object."

"Her eyes were like limpid pools, only they had forgotten to put in any PH cleanser."

"She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs."

"It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall."

"The painting was very Escher-like, as if Escher had painted an exact copy of an Escher painting."

"Fishing is like waiting for something that does not happen very often."

"He was as bald as one of the Three Stooges, either Curly or Larry, you know, the one who goes woo woo woo."

"Her eyes were shining like two marbles that someone dropped in mucus and then held up to catch the light."

"The sunset displayed rich, spectacular hues like a .jpeg file at 20 percent cyan, 10 percent magenta, 60 percent yellow and 10 percent black."

:]

urhem.

mr ling just called.
=S

he asked why i havent been to school for the past 3 days.
and i was all 'hey i WAS at school on monday'
then he was like 'will you be able to attend school on thursday?'
and i was 'um yeah'
but like.
im going to sematan on thursday.
...
..
.
lodge scares me.

stupid ignorant shit-heads.

this is what some stupid un-educated cunt said. black her, red me.

"well i browse through miri(yes everybody knows that miri is a shopping aisle which you BROWSE through)..well miri
is a very small town and remote
town(-_-)..and i browse through that most of
the people in miri is orang ulu(you WHAT? go to school, retard) ? whats
is that(whats is. damn are you sure you arent irene yong)? some sort of orang dalam hutan
ker?
i guess you must be orang ulu rite?(oh wow. i live in sarawak so i MUST be orang ulu. screw malay. i cant possibly be chinese either. NO WAY.)
orang ulu bitch i might call
u..ahaks...(its not funny. go learn english)
well apa i nampak dlm internet orang
ulu nie telinga
panjang2..ahahahah...apa sal telinga u
tak panjang erk? (its called BUDAYA. something you probably dont have)
lagi pun i dgr kat miri nie seks bebas
jer..ahaks....betul ke? (oh that seks bebas shit we learnt from the semenanjung people)
tapi tak pe i faham u kan
kampung..duduk atas pokok punyer
orang(you do know you cant actually sit on trees right)...biasalah orang ulu
kan..ahhaahah....... (*try* to make sense please)
orang ulu suka makan babi dan juga
makan daun ubi betul tak?(yes its called FOOD. i dont see you ragging on the REST of the pork eating world. stupid)
then melalui apa yang i baca orang ulu
macam u nie suka makan kulit babi..ala
lemak babi kot? (seriously. food.)
ahaks.....i nak tanya sedap ke daging
babi? (yes. very)
u ni mesti rasa muka u nie lawa sangat
kan? i tau sangat cara2 u all ambik
gambar tu and i know it..coz i know
design very much...maxcell tempat u
belajar tu pun i tgk macam cibai je
tempat dia.... ("like pussy je" youre such a fucker. go die)
apasal u belajar tempat situ?(to be smarter than you) u tak
malu ker?(same question) habis belajar pun jadi waiter
ahahaha..tak pun tukang masak..tukang
masak daging babi(oh wow. sarawak is filled with waiters and cooks. only. its a miracle our buildings stand)...ahhaahah
u pesan kat kawan2 u yang lain tu biar
lah nak cakap apa pun...i tak
kisah..yang i tau u memang cibai ! ! ! (dont use chinese words. one language has proven hard enough for you)
i rasa u mesti dah kena main dengan
orang cina kan? ahahahah.... ("kena main dengan". even i, the angmo kid, know that is such wrong bm)
well butuh tak sunat tu jugak u cari
yer.... (we aint racist like you fuckers)
okay lah...i dah letih la layan karenah
u all nie...muah muah(oh yes, kiss my uneducated waitering cibai) ! ! !"

okay i understand SOME good must come from semenanjung. but it is people like THIS who really piss me off.
ONE. people in sarawak have houses. nice ones. we do not live ontop of very tall trees. no people ANYWHERE in the world live ontop very tall trees. you'd be stupid to do that.
TWO. we are a diverse community that can actually LIVE TOGETHER. foreign concept? i am half kelabit, my best friend is malay, and the leech that completes our threesome is chinese. you idiots could seriously learn from us.
THREE. we have more better-educated people than YOUUUUU. at least, we dont talk the way you do. we believe in GRAMMAR.
FOUR. try not to show how ignorant and completely stupid you are when trying to trash-talk someone.

this was an actual message sent by Syuhadah Syu to a sarawakian. this message has since been passed around through bulletins and friendster messages and Syuhadah Syu has been removed from friendster.

i wish she hadn't. i would have LOVED to send her endless hatemail.

kuching quite cool.

did you know..

-we are getting 3 new malls. The Spring, Merdeka Plaza and iforgotthename. THE SPRING IS GOING TO BE BIGGER THAN MEGAMALL~!! iforgotthename is like some japanese owned thing and is gonna be super uptown. merdeka plaza sounds gay enough for me.

-the entire waterfront is getting madeover. AND IT IS GONNA BE SO COOL. (i would know, my uncle got the contract heh) and there are gonna be so manymany new shops. it shall look super angmo. heh azz, see what you miss out on.

-we are getting a hotel in the middle of river. like a floating hotel. personally, i think, nice idea, wrong river -_-
but still.

-sarawak club will be alive next month.

kuching better than semenanjung ANYTIME.
why kuching da bomb..

-the people here Quite Nice.
-now got hangout spots.
-kuching actually Quite Scenic. velly nice to drive around at night.
-very few jams.
-kuching is so relaxed.
-got loads of makan places with good food.
-crimerate lower than ugly KL.
-less racism. semenanjung people should learn from us.
-more trees.
-less ugly tall things clogging up the view.
-more culture.
-got tuak =D
-Has The Right Balance Of Modern-ess And Old-ness. lol i tried.
-sarawak is the best state ever.
-NO AZZUDDIN. haha jokes.

really when you think about it. kuching Quite Cool.
which is cool enough for me HEHEH.

eww.

im. sick.
-cries-

like seriously. well not seriously sick. because,well, flu and sorethroats arent generally classified as SERIOUS.
but i mean. i am serious when i say i am sick. as in without aide of salt.

ajaiofjewikzxrhoa;kliogoahlkjbvljgbszbvwjgbvftou1

my aunt from london is down so we are taking her around and tomorrow i get to go to sematan instead of hohum school to hang with The Aunt. =D

yeah yeah i know its a PMR year, shut up.

she gave me this superly nice jade necklace thing like wow. and kitkats.
..
stupid sorethroat.

everyone's so IN MY FACE WATCH ME EAT THIS KITKAT YOU CANT HAVE ANY COS YOURE SICK. damn you all. DAMN YOU ALL TO HECK.

oh and mish. you can come over today :]

lets start dani's entry with a *

*

heheh im true to my word.

okay as much as i like to deal her the whole "you're ugly" thing, dani is admittedly QUITE HOT.

and i just noticed.

seriously. like when i was watching her play tennis. i was like WHOA THAT ISNT THE KID WHO I USED TO BITE//DROWNED ME IN THE POOL. it took me 15 years to realize one of my best friends, who i see SO FREAKING OFTEN, is hott. like majorly.

i deserve to die.

aside from having a velly nice bod and bigbig eyes and the whole 'IVE GOT A SEXY POUT' lip thing, danielle is actually quite ugly.

HAHA. jokes, jokes.

in my 12 years of knowing her, i have learnt...
she is a tennis player (refer to picture).
she plays tennis (refer to picture).
she owns a tennis racquet (refer to picture).
she likes tennis.

wow i am like the observant observer of obviousness.

her other name is Morgan's Girlfriend. she reminds us all of fergie. she has a heart shaped ass and dances like a black girl. she is supra dupra supportive, she's like the Pillar Of Supporting Supportiveness. or a support bra. (yes yes, i hear what you're saying. NOT THAT I NEED ONE. shuttup basiuk)

she has her head screwed on firmly and Says No To Peer Pressure. she does NOt...
smoke.
drink.
smoke shisha.
take any kind of substance that may induce a high.
eat unhealthy (for the most).
kill people

thanks very much. she is like the rock that anchors down the helium balloon (me).

my fave memory of dani that made her a total saint in my books was of her RUSHING OVER TO MY HOUSE ON A SCHOOL NIGHT IN FORM ONE WITH CHIPS AND LOADS OF HUGS WHEN I WAS OMG SO STRESSED OUT AND SOBBING AND NOTKNOWINGWHATTODO. yes i remember that, you saint you. we ended up doing your hair and reading the school mag, talking about how ugly some people were :]

then there was that time when we were swimming in the pre-burntdown sarawak club pool (the deep one). we were kids. i started to drown.

dani, being the excellent friend she was
..
swam in a circle around me going NYEH NYEH I CAN SWIM AND YOU CANT.

gooooood times.

just some gloomy day.

im tired of having to think
of having to be in control
i wish i could just disconnect
and be in my head, alone

too many thoughts, too many shadows
too many lies and so much deceit
its hard to tell apart and find the difference
when everything is bleek

its hard to imagine myself in the future
its hard to see me cry
sometimes i wonder why i should live
if i was born to die

what is the point in apathy
why do we strive for normality
we're losing our souls to the corperations
and the magic has long since died

i wrote something witty a while ago
but i forgot how it went
i wish i had remembered though
it was pretty disturbing but i bet you would have liked it.

i love this stupid life.

i have to write a long post bout mish...

that is michelle. she wants me to make this post as long as a train.

meesh says:
as long as a train

see. so here it goes. i even put in a train for comparison sake. wokieee mish.... mish is freaken crazy.

like superly. but in a good way. cos shes fun.

HER HAIR IS NICE AND I BET YOU SHE KNOWS IT.

her hair is also dye-resistant.

..

JUST LIKE MINE. omg i have something in common with the great michelle :O

lol im running out of train... -extends picture- (the original only reached up to here but im so nice so i make it longer)

see now its such a freaking long train. i rule.

i have known mish for a VELLY long time. we used to go to the rhema church (yeah it exists. its like a cult haha) but we broke off and formed a sect. IT IS THE WAYYYYY....! YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO USSSSS ~

mish is a slavekeeper. FREE THE SLAVES MANNNG

michelle is the Queen of Quite.

she is Quite cool. Quite funny. Quite hot. Quite lame.. list goes on.

she is a Lame-ma. GET IT?? LLAMA... LAME-MA HAHAHA I AM SO FUNNY.

okay michelle is really nice to hang with. and she sings good. me and she make great vids seriously. OH COME ON YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL THING WAS FUNNY. hahaha

see im trying to cut down on the enter button so that i use up less of the train. im so nice. but i cant stand it anymore MUST PRESS ENTER. so i did haha.

once more. AHEM BACK TO STORY. michelle ees nice larrrs. she is original & creative and she draws funky cartoons. good to talk to and she gets emo pretty easy. but yeah still nice.

she talks like typical angmo person, all her malay words have random H's. eg: dhiam. bhagus. bhaik. LOL ANGMO~!!

she introduced me to kiyo so i owe her bigtime haha.

mish cheers to you, you is my Velly Velly Good Good friend.

you can now go hide your face.

eating guava.

i dont know what to write but im being peerpressured into blogging by Michelle Mae Cameron.

um.
im drinking pepsi. LOL YEAH EM I LIKE YOU FOR LEAVING YOUR PEPSI HERE HAHAH.
i am sooo gonna get diabetes =S
-touch wood-
and im eating guava.
like dried guava.

not nice.

because im cool

so there.

this successfully killed off an hour..

lol i just filled out an entire really long survey.
and i deleted it
because i decided that it was pointless.
like either stuff you already knew/didnt care about.

SO I SHALL JUST RANDOMLY SAY STUFF

i have never been on an actual date
..
the closest i got to that was walking to unishop to buy pepsi with this guy i liked and we ended up talking about bubble tea while sitting on the drain.
......
then his girlfriend came.

shut up.

i like to sing real stupid songs when bored.
the circle song... nothing in this world... fergalicious... L-O-V-E... the lion sleeps tonight... hit me baby one more time... everything's just wonderful... girlfriend...
yeah i like singing songs that annoy me
because they're fun.
lol.

i dont really care if my bathroom door is locked or not.
or even if the door's open or not
LOL
yeah that sounds freaky but i sometimes use my bathroom with the door unlocked//open.
its not really that bad cause noone ever goes upstairs except for me.
my dads always out, my moms always.
doing mom-ish things.
haha secret's out.

my greatest fear is to be forced to dance stark naked onstage with a funny hat infront of people who have cameras =S

i like making stupid videos, taking retarded pictures, walking around EXPLORING, hanging on my roof and being utterly retarded better than i like shopping, chilling at bings, sleeping and watching tv.
but those are really close seconds.
BUT ABOVE ALL,
i love blogging.
LOL FREAKEN LAME.

i dont like pop simply because
it is popular.
LOL REVERSE PEER PRESSURE MANNNNNg
i really dont know how to explain it.
try to get what i mean.
i generally prefer music that is more on THA DOWN LOW simply because
noone's heard of it.
heh.
its like.
unique. got identity. originality. personality.
unlike pop.
which is always about like samethingsamething.

i dont see whats so wrong with the ahlian peace sign.
lol okay its weird on them
BUT ITS TOTALLY COOL ON ME RIGHT
AHAHAHAHA

my butterfly wings are so cool
and i had totally forgot i even had them
now i love them
~

I AM SERIOUSLY ADDICTED TO HEROES.
IT IS THE BEST.
EVER.
and i dont like ANTM as much
because i didnt win it

i like jewelry with like wooden beads.
or loads of colors.
think chunky. funky. spastic. bright.
i dont really like those dainty-dainty silver things with pendants and the little jewel things.
give me my penan bangles ANY day.

my nails are quite hot when painted ice blue and black.
or black and red.
or glittery black quite hot also..

kuching is seriously quite cool.
especially in the early AM.
like you can lie down on the roads
and not get run over
plus the waterfront pretty larss
and seriously when you think about it
kuching not that bad.
AND SOON WE GONNA HAVE THE SPRING
WHICH IS GONNA BE BIGGER THAN MEGAMALL
then kuching will really. be. thebest.

mix kids are freaking hott.
like if you got mix race, you get the best of everything
HAHAHAAH
..
but seriously.
okay i shall name mix kids that turned out seriously okay
emma, myself, karen, myself, danielle, myself, kiyoshi, myself, rauth, myself, justin, myself...
see what i mean?
especially with the MYSELF part.
AHAHAH I JOKESS

i wish i was blonde.

i seriously like it when people say i remind them of lily allen
like major compliment mannnn
and i
hate
hate
hate
it (well as of now)
when people say i remind them of avril
i used to like it. but ugh stupid sellout avril
plus now lily allen better compliment haha.

i liked high school musical
=S
lol for like
a very short while
I WASNT OBSESSED WITH IT
UNLIKE AZZ AHEMAHEM
but yeah.
i liked it.
-is scared of self-

I THINK PEREMPUANS SHOULD NOT BE CRUDE
seriously
its just one of those rules
if you dont have a penis, dont be crude.
rude is okay
you go curse as much as you want LOL
but crude
on girls
is sick larss.
in moderation, its not so bad
but like if its OTT
then ugh quite desperate, you know what i mean
MUST HAVE CLASS LAAAA

lol i think that
if you get a big big huge ass crowd of hardcore malaysians
you will be able to get something like this...
'laa la lalala laaa laaa laalala lala lalalla laaaa lalalala'
like an orchestra haha
which is quite funny if you think about it.
..
laaaa

i seriously hope i dont have an accent.
especially a malaysian one.
=S
because i know i say LAAAA alot and all that stuff
but ugh
i dont want malaysian accent mannnnnG

i majorlymajorly like going on the london underground
lol
even the french underground
its seriously nice
like its SO SO cold
but then you see so many people
and then you see all the advertisements on the walls
and the grafitti
and the little stall things(?) selling stuff
THEN WHEN THE TRAIN THING COMES
VHOOOOSH
SO MUCH WIND SO COLD SO NICE
and you go on the train
even more angmo people to stare at
like velly fascinating
and when you get sick of angmo
you stare at black people
AND GOT SO MANY PEOPLE ON THEIR IPODS
haha
i think i get why malaysians stare at me
BECAUSE I VELLY FASCINATING LARRRSSS

i want to go somewhere cold.
..
velly cold.

shopping in london would have been so good if i had money.
T.T
and i feel.
so stupid
because i wasted so much money
on presents for hui mian
WTF
like
ugh should have just bought her one thing
instead of so much
and like used the rest on me
BECAUSE THE SHOPS THERE SO NICE
but i had no money

pepsi better than coke fullstop.

i never liked jasmine's (from aladdin) hair
its so freaky
and the tiger
ugh
i didnt like that show
except for jaafar
and the parrot thing
that was cool
and the giant CAVE OF WONDER (was it cave of wonder?)
that was cool
OH AND THE THEME SONG
WAS SO HOTT

i miss the old disney movies.
new disney movies are cheap shit.
like so many sequels
and it wasn't as if the original was that good either.
and the quality so URGH
the plots so cheesy
no originality
EW DISNEY IS TURNING INTO POP MUSIC X.X
you know what was really good?
dumbo. bambi. the fox and the hound. aristocats. the jungle book. pinnochio. alice in wonderland.
like so good.
if you dont know those
you too young
-makes nostalgic noises haha-
..
wow i feel sorry for New Generation kids
having to grow up with Lilo & Stitch 7 & Totally Spies:FABULOUS or whatever shit
and never getting to see the classics
-shakes head sadly-

i cant stand totally spies
they should die in their stupid whatever shit
like
ugh
THEY CONVIENIENTLY HAVE PARENTS WHO DONT CARE ABOUT THEM
CONVIENIENTLY KNOW HOW TO FIGHT MAJORLY MUSCLED MEN
AND ARE CONVIENIENTLY FIREPROOF TO THE STREAM OF FIRE COMING FROM THEIR FUCKING UGLY JETPACK BACKPACKS ONTO THEIR STUPID OH-SO-PERFECT LEGS
and ugh.
like clover is such a whore.
sam needs a life.
alex.
..
well noone cares about alex.
like seriously i just want to spike their drinks
and get them raped
ugh
so annoying.

yeah i think thats all i have to say for now

urgh ew.

wokey mish is still sleeping. and im so bored.
and i realized.
my hair still isnt colored
but my fingers and feet are.
wtf.
this sucks.

shuttup i wasnt myself.

i meant to post this up as it happened but my internet hates me so i'm posting it up now along with a video heheh.
OKAY ThIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE DO TOO MUCH ECA AND DECIDE THAT THEY SHOULD BLOG. WHILE INSANE.

anyone can write a stupid post. it takes real balls to write a stupid post while UI.
..
not that i have balls =S



its a key boardombgwetf omg
woiejqoix
steioh4fwe
stop it
imgaodog
hahahaaaaa
i hate you
oh ytou biot hjmhum
what is going on i dont get you this sucks omg i wanna be old but being young is so sexy
ew the
brastrap is falling
thats stupid
\hairdye comes in
its own sachet
you know
YA DIG
SEXYYYY
MANNNNNNN
omg
emma
has to leave
and like
wow im suprised
that
i can still
type
cos evyrth8ing
is freaken
numb
and my freakin
brastrap
is freakin
falling
ugh
waht the fuk
ew did i just tyupe fuk
ew
ew
ew
ew
ew
lol ther3es a leak in my plastic bag
it cant be a condo, nm no more hahahahahhahaha
lol n and m are so confusing
lol why didnt they name mnm's mnn'snnn
ejijhofheknvgnjjn
its
ali

quite cool quite cool

safety is always first.
roads are. so fun.

my neighbours love me.
lol hippies.
butterfliesss.
COOL LIKE. COOL PEOPLE.
the ugliest things you've ever seen since me.

yeah mish nice try.
im an ad.
non-saucy pepsi.
TO THE FIRE WE GO~ oh wait its like fucking far.
disco feeevah.

how to tip waiters lien style
barefoot.
lol my eye is like blurred out. stupid tabuan.
garrr imma piratee.
-molests-

lol i like this.
vibrating condom XD
WATCH ME BE HOMO.
butterfly for a white guy.
its. a. DRAGON. um. SNAKE? uh. SQUID?

..

its supposed to be a what??