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heheh im true to my word.
okay as much as i like to deal her the whole "you're ugly" thing, dani is admittedly QUITE HOT.
and i just noticed.
seriously. like when i was watching her play tennis. i was like WHOA THAT ISNT THE KID WHO I USED TO BITE//DROWNED ME IN THE POOL. it took me 15 years to realize one of my best friends, who i see SO FREAKING OFTEN, is hott. like majorly.
i deserve to die.
aside from having a velly nice bod and bigbig eyes and the whole 'IVE GOT A SEXY POUT' lip thing, danielle is actually quite ugly.
HAHA. jokes, jokes.
in my 12 years of knowing her, i have learnt...
she is a tennis player (refer to picture).
she plays tennis (refer to picture).
she owns a tennis racquet (refer to picture).
she likes tennis.
wow i am like the observant observer of obviousness.
her other name is Morgan's Girlfriend. she reminds us all of fergie. she has a heart shaped ass and dances like a black girl. she is supra dupra supportive, she's like the Pillar Of Supporting Supportiveness. or a support bra. (yes yes, i hear what you're saying. NOT THAT I NEED ONE. shuttup basiuk)
she has her head screwed on firmly and Says No To Peer Pressure. she does NOt...
smoke.
drink.
smoke shisha.
take any kind of substance that may induce a high.
eat unhealthy (for the most).
kill people
thanks very much. she is like the rock that anchors down the helium balloon (me).
my fave memory of dani that made her a total saint in my books was of her RUSHING OVER TO MY HOUSE ON A SCHOOL NIGHT IN FORM ONE WITH CHIPS AND LOADS OF HUGS WHEN I WAS OMG SO STRESSED OUT AND SOBBING AND NOTKNOWINGWHATTODO. yes i remember that, you saint you. we ended up doing your hair and reading the school mag, talking about how ugly some people were :]
then there was that time when we were swimming in the pre-burntdown sarawak club pool (the deep one). we were kids. i started to drown.
dani, being the excellent friend she was
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swam in a circle around me going NYEH NYEH I CAN SWIM AND YOU CANT.
gooooood times.
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