!!

azz asked me to write a post of 50 things i want to do before i die. (in no particular order) i shall strike out once ive done them.

1. pierce my tongue
2. write my autobiography
3. bitchslap a bitchy sales clerk without reason
4. go to amsterdam
5. be the subject of a photoshoot

6. get married
7. jump off a building
8. carry a "HI MOM" sign behind an unsuspecting newscaster
9. spend a week as a hobo

10. be a busker in the london underground for a week


11. kiss a french guy
12. learn how to bartend
13. have a really nice portrait of me done
14. have the best shag in the world ;)
15. get a scuba license
16. not necessarily HAVE a kid but at least to NAME a kid Sirius Lee :D
17. break a record and top the best shag in the world (ref: #14) with an even BETTER shag
18. own a pug and name it Seargent Jack Fussy

19. spend a week living in an international airport just to meet people~
20. graduate =_=

21. teach a kid to walk talk etc. basically be a parent. and take that kid clubbing LOL
22. do it in an aeroplane EHEH ~
23. buy a car with my own money
24. go on a cruise ship and have that titanic scene happen to me :D (not the sinking and drowning bit lol =_= the part when they're at the hull of the ship and jack is all IM KING OF THE WORLD)

25. learn to play piano and play it well =_=

26. attend a totally awesome ars rock concert at night with the rocking and the jumping and the screaming and the sweat.

27. (ref: #6) get so drunk that i forget my name and be the one to propose. ...while being so drunk that i've forgotten my name.
28. (ref: #6) get so drunk during the wedding so that i can have an excuse to merrily trot down the isle, slap the ass of the best man, tell off the bitchy inlaws and basically do whatever i want.
29. (ref: #6) throw the absolutely best best best bachelorette party that will ever be. ever. everever.
30. attend mardi gras in new orleans.

31. go to a nudist colony. be nude. celebrate it.

32. (ref: #31) overcome fear of being seen naked in public with a funny hat on whilst onstage with a crowd of people with cameras. i shall sing too LOL
33. be a bridesmaid (i swear i wont get wasted and slap the ass of the groom =/ i swear)
34. meet as many of my relatives as possible.
35. learn how to speak kelabit fluently and learn everything about the culture.
36. learn mandarin =_=
37. swim with dolphins. oh god i actually sound like a girly girl.

38. um. lsd !!
39. go skinny-dipping in the dead of night with a bunch of friends
40. be an extra in a film and point out my scene to EVERYBODY ("OMG OMG OMG HERE I COME !!!" -person in backgrond gets stepped on by monster- "DID YOU SEE ME OMG OMG") (ok maybe something more significant =_= an actual character wouldn't be too bad either)

41. tell someone my life story, sparing no detail. record it for posterity.
42. go on an adventure. buy a ticket to a place on earth randomly selected by pointing a finger on a map and only carry as much as i can fit into a backpack. travel to said place alone. find adventure :)
43. send a message in a bottle with my contact details and a message
44. get to know my neighbours =/
45. learn to ballroom dance. let first dance be during (ref: #6, #28) wedding, right before i get ass-drunk
46. write a novel. publish. give that copy i promised to colette. MUST GIVE TO COLETTE EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE LOST TOUCH, TRACK HER DOWN NO MATTER WHAT.
47. track down a long-lost old friend and reminisce
48. drink beer at Oktoberfest in Munich
49. see the ministry of sound and party the night away
50. see a ghost

...ok so i've overshot 50 =_= i have alot i want to do with my life

51. see halley's comet (this shall be my reason to try and achieve old age)
52. see a meteor shower and/or the aurora lights whilst with S/O

53. get into a FIGHT with the kicking and punching and scratching.
54. (ref: #53) win in a fight =_=
55. take a ride on the fastest/highest rollercoaster in the world

56. go wild in Rio during Carnivale (and have the best birthday ever there :D ) (ah i love jan 6th)
57. draw graffiti somewhere just to take a picture

58. learn photography
59. kiss someone you've just met on a blind date
60. play strip poker

61. understand Chaos Theory.
62. just be really really good at science in general =_= (but chaos theory in particular lol)
63. bite a complete stranger
64. get a tattoo

65. go to the top of a swiss mountain during winter and YODEL.

66. (ref: #65) yodel well
67. be Enlightened.
68. float on the dead sea
69. (ref: #6) go to greece for honeymoon
70. go either whale watching or on an african safari

71. SOLVE A GODDAMN RUBIX CUBE, NO CHEATING

72. build a snowman
73. when driving through a toll, pay for yourself and the next 5 cars
74. catch a snowflake on my tongue
75. get a brazilian wax
76. decorate & furnish a room/house
77. find a gown that looks absolutely gorgeous on me.
78. slip notes into library books for someone to read
79. make all those clothes that i really want to have but simply cannot find
80. write my secrets on dollar bills. use those dollar bills. once i get back my secret, i keep the dollar bill.

81. have a meaningful conversation with a stranger
82. get a hickey .no wait. GIVE a hickey ;)
83. give a beggar a sandwich instead of money
84. do the "azzuddin's birthday" thing too on my birthday haha. you know. bunch of friends to the beach, watch the sunset, party the night away, watch the sunrise. hey i thought of it okay.
85. buy a telescope and stargaze
86. (ref: #85) learn to recognize constellations
87. have something named after me
88. experience an earthquake
89. render someone speechless
90. win a debate competition

91. visit the pyramids
92. steal a road sign
93. have a three-way kiss
94. sleep on a roof
95. run away from EVERYTHING
96. climb a TALL. TALL. tree.
97. (ref: #96) get stuck atop a tall tall tree & call the fire brigade to rescue me
98. yet another tree-related one.. stop someone from cutting down an old old tree

99. stand up for what i stand for.

100. kiss kiyoshi in the rain

101. smoke a cigar
102. go to venice and ride on the boat-y things (cant quite remember what they're called)

i could go on but this has already taken too much time & pmr's tomorrow.

MMM

as i type this. i am waiting for my pizza to arrive.
pepperoni stuff crust, BEEEEEECH.

...HERE IT IS~!!

anyway. i write this post BEEEECAAAAAUSE....

azzuddeeeen says:
update your blog before i cry.

and i am so nice so i dont wanna see sue cry.

ionno im bored.

LIST 6 WEIRD THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF.
#1. i have legs of a man. a manly man. who runs in olympics.
#2. i cant stand tea EW TEA EWWWW
#3. i collect the things you use to open tin drinks. then i throw the tins out of the window (no joke.)
#4. i admire the life of the hobo.
#5. i sometimes (very frequently, to be honest =/ ) talk to myself.
#6. i honest to gods cannot dance. it should be impossible for someone to Not Be Able To Dance as badly as i do unless they are in comas or are stroke victims over 99

THREE NAMES THAT PEOPLE CALL YOU.
#1. bekah (also pronounced bayyyyyka, baykey =_= , bekahh, beck-ka, bay-cha)
#2. HAH! Kay Bay.
#3. flat rat
(hahah, hardly anyone calls me Katrina anymore.)
(LOL ? )

THREE MOST IMPORTANT DATES IN YOUR LIFE.
#1. 6 January
#2. 13 december!!!!
#3. Christmas Eve, because it is magic.

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE PAST 33 MINS.
#1. run and make my legs manlier =_=
#2. show my mom zuzu's girlfriend's picta !
#3. checked up on zuzu's blog to find he had made it in for some play thing GO ZUZU

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY.
#1. find a cold spray
#2. run
#3. hang with bekah !

THREE PEOPLE YOU MISS IN YOUR PAST.
#1. sue anne beetch
#2. dihar
#3. rauth

THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE.
#1. the 160 gb ipod whoaa
#2. bob-charlie waterproofing =_=
#3. PUSHPOP !!

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES.
#1. running
#2. blogging =_=
#3. chillin like chillies being sundried on my roof

THREE PLACES YOU WANNA GO FOR HOLIDAY.
#1. new sealand. with the S.
#2. amsterdam.
#3. london

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE CARTOON CHARACTERS.
#1. eduardo from extreme ghostbusters LOL
#2. homer simpson
#3. that badger thing !

THREE BOYS'/GIRLS' NAMES YOU WANT TO NAME YOU CHILD AS.
#1. acid / alkali
#2. adam / anna
#3. sirius / delilah

THREE FAVOURITE DRINKS.
#1. tuak !!
#2. ionno im not fond of drinks
#3. =/

THREE THINGS FOUND IN YOUR BAG.
#1. a mess
#2. a bottle of vanilla essence
#3. a tribal shield

THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS.
#1. black
#2. pink
#3. green

THREE EVENTS YOU'RE LOOKING FORWARD TO.
#1. after pmr
#2. dec13
#3. rwmf 08

tokavid.

let thy tonsils heal.

SKINNY CURVY BATTLE

ok so i stole the idea from deliciously tacky but hey where would we be today without stealing ?

it really is a matter of preference and since it is my blog (=_=) this is what I think.
and i say.
skinny.

i am willing to bet that there will be people out there who thought "omg shes only saying that because shes a flat skeletal tranny who's jealous of girls with curves, filthy hypocrite". *is thinking of someone in particular lol*

see thats why it sucks to be on either side of the proverbial weighing scale. you cant talk about weight freely. average girls have it good =_=

(note: in this entry, i draw the skinny line at "starving 3rd country citizen" and the curvy line at "walrus")

i hate hate hate it when people go "skinny isnt hot.. skinny is sick.." etc. everyone is all nice and sensitive when it comes to people being overweight. skinny people aren't sticks, we have feelings too. anyway. so here's what i think about being skinny...


skinny chicks look awesome in photographs.
thats why so many models are twigs and look so freaking gorgeous on film.

naturally skinny people especially people with super fast metabolisms (eg: me ahahahaha) do not have to worry about dieting and wobbly bits.

can you say flat stomach ? :D
not to mention no cellulite. and you get to be the very much envied size 0

but on the downside...
shopping can be. HELL. at least 70% of everything in a store will make you look like you got dressed in either a tent or curtains. also, tight tops look ridiculous on you and nice swimsuits are next to impossible to find
=_=
aunties will always insist on fattening you up and go about accusing your mother of not feeding you. ugh.
you will be the butt of many a joke (seeing as how people really dont seem to notice that skinny people have feelings. OH YES LETS AVOID FAT PEOPLE JOKES COS THEY MIGHT GET HURT. HAHA AIRPORT RUNWAY.)
you may look very very sickly at times. also did you know that skinny people tend to be hairier or something ? got that from hui mian. apparently since skinny people have very little body fat, they will be hairy so that they can stay warm =_= cb lack of fat make me spend so much money on veet.

now for curvy
i dont really have much to say now because. well. i spoke mostly out of experience back there -_-

it is understood that guys all around the world (okay fine, guys around the world IN GENERAL) go for curvy girls any day.

curvy girls look healty. and can pull off bikini tops with ease. and there is a massive (no pun intended lol) selection of bras.

ionno. your call.
..mom is rushing me offline =_=

i really should be studying but hey you know me.

i really really liked doing this thing LOL so i googled more questions !!

What does next year have in store for me?
Give Me The Light - Sean Paul
does this mean it will be dark?

What’s my love life like?
Dancing In The Moonlight - Van Morrison
somehow, i really like the idea of that :D

What do I say when life gets hard?
Son Of A Gun - Janet Jackson
pretty damn true, bitch.
as for why i have Janet J. songs.. dont ask.

What do u think of on waking up?
Zombie - The Cranberries
whoa. im either majorly deep or depressed =_=

What song will I dance to at my wedding?
Samba Lando - Calle Sur
I. DO. NOT. SAMBA. I CAN. BARELY. KEEP UP WITH. SWAYING. IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION ...doomed.

What do you want as a career?
Super Duper Love - Joss Stone
i think it is inferring i want to be a hussy =_=

Your favourite saying?
TEEN TITANS - PUFFY AMI YUMI
oh god LOL "when theres trouble you know who to caaaaaaaall"
(this song rocks ok =/ )

Favourite place?
Sunday Morning - Lily allen
um. i take that to be my room.
which seriously is totally my favorite place.

What do you think of your parents?
Better Off Alone - Alice Deejay
no truer word been spoken.

What’s your Pornstar name?
Someday (instrumental) - The Hunchback of Notredame soundtrack
that is. so sexy its unbelievable.
"OHH OHHHHH HUNCHBACKOFNOTREDAME"
=___=

Where would you go on a first date?
Family Affair - Mary. J Blige
=/
how about no.

Drug of choice?
Put Your Hands Up For Detroit - Fredde leGrand
body odour, my anti-drug. ahahaha inside joke ~~

Describe yourself
Edit the Sad Parts - Modest Mouse
mmm depression is so me =_=

What is the thing I like doing most?
Sinnerman - Nina Simone
SINNING !!

What is my state of mind like at the moment?
Promiscuous Girl - Nelly Furtado feat. Timbaland
mm -does the eyebrow thing-

How will I die?
its our retarded recording of stranger sounds of the bedroom
=/
oh dear.

How am I feeling today?
Jesus Christ Superstar -Tenacious D
LOL.

Where will I get married?
Here in My Room - Incubus
perfect =_=
i love my room and all but. i draw the line at weddings.

What is my best friend’s theme song?
Numb (Encore) - Jay-Z & Linkin Park
no. way.
fullstops and all.

What was high school like?
Break It Off - Sean Paul feat. Rihanna
eh? -raises eyebrow-

What is the best thing about me?
Tobacco Road - David Lee Roth
=/
this is quite retarded lol
" I was born in a trunk, mama died and my daddy got drunk. Left me here to die alone, in the middle of Tobacco Road."

How is today going to be?
Sexual Healing - Shaggy
sounds promising :D

What is in store for this weekend?
Feel Alive - Benny Benassi
i take that as "i shall be seeing emma". definately.

What song describes my parents?
Autumn & Me - Saving Jane
.NO.

How is my life going?
Beautiful Flower - India Arie
ilike. very much :D

What song will they play at my funeral?
COMFORTABLY NUMB - SCISSOR SISTERS
WHY THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH ADAM
=________=

How does the world see me?
For Once In My Life - Michael buble
whaaaaaaaat?

What do my friends really think of me?
Get the Party Started(Sweet Dreams remix) - Pink feat. Redman
sounds like me :D

Do people secretly lust after me?
HolidayInn - Chingy, Snoop Dogg, Ludacris
MMMMMM -does super horny eyebrow thing-

How can I make myself happy?
Sweetness - Jimmy Eat World
ionno what thats supposed to mean lol

What should I do with my life?
Do The Bartman - Bart Simpson
ok~!!
i can live with that :D

Will I ever have children?
Never been to Spain - Three Dog Night
um. ?

What is some good advice?
Careless Whispers
"im never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm"
that is. excellent advice. (for me.)

What do I think my current theme song is?
Fear And Love - Morcheeba
i swear my adam thinks im fucken suicidal or some shit =_=

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Get Ur Freak On - Missy Elliot & Nelly Furtado
thats more like it beetch

What type of men do I like?
City Hall - Tenacious D
politicians? =/

Will I get married?
Dumpweed - Blink 182
"i need a girl that i can train"
.............?

What should I do with my love life?
Talk Shows On Mute - Incubus
yeah kiyoshi stop talking =_=
seriously wtf lol

Where will I live?
Sound of Freedom - Bob Sinclair
um. in a speaker?
a free speaker ?

What will my dying words be?
My Immortal - Evanescence
hey thats pretty cool

How’s my day going so far?
Cinta - Flop Poppy
"dan ku nyanikan kau lagu cinta / nyanikan lagu ini, penawar rindu"
:D
ok wait i shall listen to whole song
one million guesses who im thinking of =_=

How’s my love life?
EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING
apa.
APAAAA ??
LMAO
.
XD

if your life were a soundtrack, what would the music be?

opening credits
Rock Around The Clock - Buddy Holly
:D
it doesnt get very more "me" LOL

waking up
Green Eyes - Interpol
:) ionno this song makes me smile

first day at school
Obizienka Nol - TATU
whoa. drama mannnnn =_=

falling in love
Jerusalem - Matisyahu
i like. i like very much :)
-recalls how i got this song-
lol it reminds me of pretty islands in the sun and even prettier perfume lol~

breaking up
The Anthem - Good Charlotte
well seeing as how neither of us can stand Good Charlotte
....
=_=
why the fuck do i even have this song.

prom
SATISFACTION - BENNY B.
ahahahaha. AND NOW FOR THE SLOWDANCE ...satisfaction.satisfaction.

life’s okay
Nothing Else Matters - Metallica
adam really thinks im depressed lars =_=

mental breakdown
So Excited (dirty) - Janet Jackson feat. Khia
not a word as to why i have J. Jackson songs.
anyway.
i dont know lol.

driving
In The End - Linkin Park
and let me guess, i drive off a bridge =_=
one would think i have suicidal tendencies

flashback
Glamorous - Fergie feat. ludacris
pretty cool, pretyy cool.
cos i guess that means im gonna be G-L-A-M :D

getting back together
Always And Forever - Chocolate Puma
whoa accuracy~

wedding
Crush - Paul Van Dyk
oh god, a trance wedding ?
-shuffles way to altar-
=/

birth of child
Right To Be Wrong - Joss Stone
irrelevant but cool lol i def want this on my life's soundtrack

final battle
Bright Idea - Orson
oh god i can just see how thats gonna go...
Lima Bandit : I MUST KEEEEEEEEELL YOO
me : NO, LIMA BANDIT ,I WILL STOP YOU FOR THE GOOD OF THE WORLD
music : heres my bright ideaaaaa
-Lima bandit tries to stab me and narrowly misses-
music : i just dissaaaaappear
-i punch lima bandit and he slams into table-
music : i just fly away from hereeee
=_= oh the seriousness.

death scene
Bass Control - Tiesto
oh the glory
-lima bandit shoots bullet through my heart-
-trance starts playing-
mmmmmm =/

funeral song
Time Of Your Life - Greenday
not bad compared to my trance death scene =_=

end credits
Ex-Girlfriend - No Doubt
irrelevant but hey thaaaaaaaaats bekah.

S2

-S2-
its a heart,see.

bastard !

got this off here.

GIRL: I have done a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so >> what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: .. Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: .Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!!

thiiiis is whatyou call blog spammage =_=

thats a nice picture.
i didnt get any nice pictures of me that night
:(

except maybe this one and even then it looks kinda weird lol

at least karen thought i was hot .
and got turned on =_=
that is infact, karens "I AM SO TURNED ON BY BEKAH" face.
afraid? you should be.

i make karen so happy =_=

and then there were the "happy festival day" plates LOL
its christmas ? oh HAPPY FESTIVAL DAY !!
its raya? HAPPY FESTIVAL DAY !!
its easter? BREAK OUT THE FESTIVAL DAY PLATES.
its cny? QUICK BRADLEY GET THE FESTIVAL DAY PLATES !!
ahahahahaha classic.

even bono was sighted at sharon's birthday.
..looking better than me =_=

this was the nicest picture i had all night
meh meh meh

a superly cool song about grapevines was made . all was vfine until karen started to sing.
a guitar string's life, abruptly cut short.
may we all take a moment of silence to remember its legacy.