SKINNY CURVY BATTLE

ok so i stole the idea from deliciously tacky but hey where would we be today without stealing ?

it really is a matter of preference and since it is my blog (=_=) this is what I think.
and i say.
skinny.

i am willing to bet that there will be people out there who thought "omg shes only saying that because shes a flat skeletal tranny who's jealous of girls with curves, filthy hypocrite". *is thinking of someone in particular lol*

see thats why it sucks to be on either side of the proverbial weighing scale. you cant talk about weight freely. average girls have it good =_=

(note: in this entry, i draw the skinny line at "starving 3rd country citizen" and the curvy line at "walrus")

i hate hate hate it when people go "skinny isnt hot.. skinny is sick.." etc. everyone is all nice and sensitive when it comes to people being overweight. skinny people aren't sticks, we have feelings too. anyway. so here's what i think about being skinny...


skinny chicks look awesome in photographs.
thats why so many models are twigs and look so freaking gorgeous on film.

naturally skinny people especially people with super fast metabolisms (eg: me ahahahaha) do not have to worry about dieting and wobbly bits.

can you say flat stomach ? :D
not to mention no cellulite. and you get to be the very much envied size 0

but on the downside...
shopping can be. HELL. at least 70% of everything in a store will make you look like you got dressed in either a tent or curtains. also, tight tops look ridiculous on you and nice swimsuits are next to impossible to find
=_=
aunties will always insist on fattening you up and go about accusing your mother of not feeding you. ugh.
you will be the butt of many a joke (seeing as how people really dont seem to notice that skinny people have feelings. OH YES LETS AVOID FAT PEOPLE JOKES COS THEY MIGHT GET HURT. HAHA AIRPORT RUNWAY.)
you may look very very sickly at times. also did you know that skinny people tend to be hairier or something ? got that from hui mian. apparently since skinny people have very little body fat, they will be hairy so that they can stay warm =_= cb lack of fat make me spend so much money on veet.

now for curvy
i dont really have much to say now because. well. i spoke mostly out of experience back there -_-

it is understood that guys all around the world (okay fine, guys around the world IN GENERAL) go for curvy girls any day.

curvy girls look healty. and can pull off bikini tops with ease. and there is a massive (no pun intended lol) selection of bras.

ionno. your call.
..mom is rushing me offline =_=