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azz asked me to write a post of 50 things i want to do before i die. (in no particular order) i shall strike out once ive done them.

1. pierce my tongue
2. write my autobiography
3. bitchslap a bitchy sales clerk without reason
4. go to amsterdam
5. be the subject of a photoshoot

6. get married
7. jump off a building
8. carry a "HI MOM" sign behind an unsuspecting newscaster
9. spend a week as a hobo

10. be a busker in the london underground for a week


11. kiss a french guy
12. learn how to bartend
13. have a really nice portrait of me done
14. have the best shag in the world ;)
15. get a scuba license
16. not necessarily HAVE a kid but at least to NAME a kid Sirius Lee :D
17. break a record and top the best shag in the world (ref: #14) with an even BETTER shag
18. own a pug and name it Seargent Jack Fussy

19. spend a week living in an international airport just to meet people~
20. graduate =_=

21. teach a kid to walk talk etc. basically be a parent. and take that kid clubbing LOL
22. do it in an aeroplane EHEH ~
23. buy a car with my own money
24. go on a cruise ship and have that titanic scene happen to me :D (not the sinking and drowning bit lol =_= the part when they're at the hull of the ship and jack is all IM KING OF THE WORLD)

25. learn to play piano and play it well =_=

26. attend a totally awesome ars rock concert at night with the rocking and the jumping and the screaming and the sweat.

27. (ref: #6) get so drunk that i forget my name and be the one to propose. ...while being so drunk that i've forgotten my name.
28. (ref: #6) get so drunk during the wedding so that i can have an excuse to merrily trot down the isle, slap the ass of the best man, tell off the bitchy inlaws and basically do whatever i want.
29. (ref: #6) throw the absolutely best best best bachelorette party that will ever be. ever. everever.
30. attend mardi gras in new orleans.

31. go to a nudist colony. be nude. celebrate it.

32. (ref: #31) overcome fear of being seen naked in public with a funny hat on whilst onstage with a crowd of people with cameras. i shall sing too LOL
33. be a bridesmaid (i swear i wont get wasted and slap the ass of the groom =/ i swear)
34. meet as many of my relatives as possible.
35. learn how to speak kelabit fluently and learn everything about the culture.
36. learn mandarin =_=
37. swim with dolphins. oh god i actually sound like a girly girl.

38. um. lsd !!
39. go skinny-dipping in the dead of night with a bunch of friends
40. be an extra in a film and point out my scene to EVERYBODY ("OMG OMG OMG HERE I COME !!!" -person in backgrond gets stepped on by monster- "DID YOU SEE ME OMG OMG") (ok maybe something more significant =_= an actual character wouldn't be too bad either)

41. tell someone my life story, sparing no detail. record it for posterity.
42. go on an adventure. buy a ticket to a place on earth randomly selected by pointing a finger on a map and only carry as much as i can fit into a backpack. travel to said place alone. find adventure :)
43. send a message in a bottle with my contact details and a message
44. get to know my neighbours =/
45. learn to ballroom dance. let first dance be during (ref: #6, #28) wedding, right before i get ass-drunk
46. write a novel. publish. give that copy i promised to colette. MUST GIVE TO COLETTE EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE LOST TOUCH, TRACK HER DOWN NO MATTER WHAT.
47. track down a long-lost old friend and reminisce
48. drink beer at Oktoberfest in Munich
49. see the ministry of sound and party the night away
50. see a ghost

...ok so i've overshot 50 =_= i have alot i want to do with my life

51. see halley's comet (this shall be my reason to try and achieve old age)
52. see a meteor shower and/or the aurora lights whilst with S/O

53. get into a FIGHT with the kicking and punching and scratching.
54. (ref: #53) win in a fight =_=
55. take a ride on the fastest/highest rollercoaster in the world

56. go wild in Rio during Carnivale (and have the best birthday ever there :D ) (ah i love jan 6th)
57. draw graffiti somewhere just to take a picture

58. learn photography
59. kiss someone you've just met on a blind date
60. play strip poker

61. understand Chaos Theory.
62. just be really really good at science in general =_= (but chaos theory in particular lol)
63. bite a complete stranger
64. get a tattoo

65. go to the top of a swiss mountain during winter and YODEL.

66. (ref: #65) yodel well
67. be Enlightened.
68. float on the dead sea
69. (ref: #6) go to greece for honeymoon
70. go either whale watching or on an african safari

71. SOLVE A GODDAMN RUBIX CUBE, NO CHEATING

72. build a snowman
73. when driving through a toll, pay for yourself and the next 5 cars
74. catch a snowflake on my tongue
75. get a brazilian wax
76. decorate & furnish a room/house
77. find a gown that looks absolutely gorgeous on me.
78. slip notes into library books for someone to read
79. make all those clothes that i really want to have but simply cannot find
80. write my secrets on dollar bills. use those dollar bills. once i get back my secret, i keep the dollar bill.

81. have a meaningful conversation with a stranger
82. get a hickey .no wait. GIVE a hickey ;)
83. give a beggar a sandwich instead of money
84. do the "azzuddin's birthday" thing too on my birthday haha. you know. bunch of friends to the beach, watch the sunset, party the night away, watch the sunrise. hey i thought of it okay.
85. buy a telescope and stargaze
86. (ref: #85) learn to recognize constellations
87. have something named after me
88. experience an earthquake
89. render someone speechless
90. win a debate competition

91. visit the pyramids
92. steal a road sign
93. have a three-way kiss
94. sleep on a roof
95. run away from EVERYTHING
96. climb a TALL. TALL. tree.
97. (ref: #96) get stuck atop a tall tall tree & call the fire brigade to rescue me
98. yet another tree-related one.. stop someone from cutting down an old old tree

99. stand up for what i stand for.

100. kiss kiyoshi in the rain

101. smoke a cigar
102. go to venice and ride on the boat-y things (cant quite remember what they're called)

i could go on but this has already taken too much time & pmr's tomorrow.