sploding creativity.

DO YOU SEE FOOTPRINTS.
AND A LEECH
AND ALIEN FINGERS
AND AN ONION.

DO YOU SEE BOOBS?
AND HIBISCUS
AND TWO DOLLS

DO YOU SEE FREAKY ALEINS?
AND EGYPTIAN GODS
AND BLUE-HAIRED MEN
AND A BLUE POLAR BEAR

DO YOU SEE CRYING BABY?
aND WINGED CAMEL
AND FROWING OLD LADY
AND VULTURES TAKING A SHIT

DO YOU SEE PARROTS?
AND A TEMPLE
AND THE BATMOBILE

DO YOU SEE.
i'll get back to you.



i call the next one "gone wrong"....


probably the only person you know above 10 who still does this shit LOL

SMELL MY DATA PORT BITCH.

do YOU own a creative zen vision : M ?
IF YOU DO.
take it now, flip it upside down, and take a GOOD DEEP WHIFF of its data port LOL


i was smelling my zen a couple of days back (dont ask =_=) AND DISCOVERED MY DATA PORT WAS . FRUITY LOL.
so i googled "fruity zen vision M" and discovered i was not the only one with a fruity zen ! (or the only one who bothered to smell their zen LOL)
evidence
HERE

anyway. so i need a new mp3 and im trying to decide between another zen vision M, except the 60 gig model in white, or the 160gig ipod in silver.
comment below please, i need feedback.
if you own an ipod, please list good & bad points please. my mom wont be getting me another for a LONG time so im trying to make sure i get a good deal.

out and about . AT LAST =_=

arranged time to meet : 3pm
i got to tun jugah : 3.08 pm
karen got to tun jugah : 4pm
MOFO.

so i stood at the um circular hole thing in the middle of tun jugah at the top floor.
not like a random hole in the floor k =_= i mean the. railing thing LOL.
and there were so many of my favourite people ^^
all these pov people who think they're cool walking around staring at the ang mo. go catch fire, please.
then this group of particularly "o look me isosexy" malay boys came up from behind me.

one particularly "o look me isosexy" malay boy : "SSSSSSST"

now as you know, the mating call of the typical "isosexy" malay is to imitate the sound of an aeserol can being sprayed eg: "SSSSST"
this ISS (isosexy) malay boy was particularly ambitious and ISS.
so.

he "ssst"-ed from behind me.
i ignored, thinking they would go away, as they always did.
indeed, they went away.
they strolled away VERRRRYYYY SLOWLY.
but not once did particularly ISS boy stop "sssst"-ing.


THEY STROLLED VERRRRRRRRYYYYY SLOWLY AROUND THE RAILING FOR
TWO ROUNDS
AND HE NEVER STOPPED "SSSST"-ING.
NOT ONCE LOL.

i was about to spaz. but since i was standing there alone (thank you karen), laughing to myself would've made me seem not particularly sane =_=
so i took out my phone and pretended i had gotten a text so that i could smile to myself and try not to end up spazzing on the floor of tun jugah.

after completing their second round, particularly ISS guy stopped behind me and went "HEEEHLOOOW" in super freaky isosexy voice.
scared the spaz right out of me =_=
then they walked away.

that qualifies as one of the top 10 wtf moments of my life.

beautiful beginning to our day out ae.

that happened at about 3.30.
leaving me plenty of time to WAIT FOR KAREN =_=
i saw fira and co so i was like "HI OMG CAN I HANG WITH YOU GUYS PLEASE IMMA LOSER HERE BY MYSELF."

fira: ok.
-walks away-

LOL. so. neglected :(
so i went back to my trusty railing once more =_=
then fira realized that i was once more enjoying the company of my railing LOL so she came back to interrupt our alone time.
DAMN YOU FIRA ! -shakes fist-
so i kinda. stood around with them for a couple of minutes before assuring them that, yes it was fine with me if they ditched me. so they did LOL.

then i saw holly. talked for all of. 15 seconds ?
and (at. last.) karen called.
(well no not really karen.)

so i went down and there was karen at the bottom of the escalator smiling at me while standing next to this strange chinese immigrant and his friend as i mouthed to karen "fuckyoufuckyoufuckyou" all the way down the escalator, feeling nice and. regal LOL.

okay so everybody was like hi. even the random chinese immigrant and friend said hi. strange people =_=
then we went off to sony while the chinese immigrant + friend went off to mcd's. karen couldn't find a case for her camera so we went off to mcd's too.
AND BY SHEER COINCIDENCE WE BUMPED INTO SAID CHINESE IMMIGRANT + FRIEND AGAIN.

we ordered food and the chinese immigrant + friend went away to buy scissors to kill us with. wawa came along and gave karen a very nice set of teeth =_=


we went off to little lebanon
but it wasn't opened yet.
oh and there was a police convention right outside lol.
AND GUESS WHAT. I SWEAR WE WERE BEING STALKED K.
the chinese immigrant + friend were there again =_=
so we waited for little lebanon to open, listening to weird chinese immigrant music. the chinese immigrant kept trying to talk to us but we didnt understand him LOL.

suddenly immigrant was like "chingchongchingchong" and he climbed up the stairs to little lebanon =_=
strange.

once little lebanon opened, wawa, karen and i went up (duh =_=).
and we were sitting. right next to the chinese immigrant LOL.

so then there was shisha and a lack of heinekein (did i spell that right ?)
but karen still made the best of it LOL.
taxi back to karen's and oh wow she was so. wasted LOL
she started to cry as we cooked our maggi
=_=
i think she got emotionally attached to the mee.

our halloween costumes:
bekah - a ninja. basically me in black top + jeans with a black mask made from manilla card in like 10 seconds and a sign saying "IMMA NINJA" around my neck
wawa - fairy princess with crown, wand and. fangs ? oh and jeans vs skirt crisis.
karen - a witch that never showed up =_=

baby if you strip you could get a tip..

..cos i like you just the way you are ~

karen should become a pro photographer :


-_-
karen.. you was sooooooooo wasted nigga :P
good. times. EHEH.

daddy's writing drive me crazy.

ok so im doing some work for my dad. in order to do so i have to decrypt the mystical runes he leaves on my papers (aka: footnotes =_= )

here is what i am reading :
"highlantsi dominile and distritus fom where lheirs sarah's hiffhh mander gunning murad."
"the bintuh manipulat intro semull serit centaur ago"
"resta lcaul jerihal un Mulah"
"unlit the vert ore"
"footow her" (the 'her' is mysteriously underlined =_=)
"who once tieed in fall france called 'rumah thripp' "
"dublid / dubbullied / dubblied / dubbloon (either one) by eureapeen r as"
"where sharkiest / smacshed human hceals ate stared"
"toty anty 400 shurm nomads"
"beha pleaceant took pago thin m'sia website ??!!"
(this appears randomly underneath a long paragraph about the iban people) "SALT"
(this appears next to a paragraph on ec. development) "weeeee thedoes"
"resent been rebuilt upgrateful emabashing ilt fo unrable"
"are altro arrabble the gout markers of mypig dozten sataratzee"
"Rivers are the epiblood / eyeblood of Sarawak"
"all the magistartis to a prom"
"how(insert giant illegible squiggle here) with the advent of a bettr rod penetat wires siren forrell has deacreapesd"
"its deput chif mahor"
"bulihitam"
"oh the hill trees inhitob noe l-bracket kelanata unto dad in l(squiggle)g + whoo D'moor(squiggle)"
"the laugh are are inthe anvil people of bernao"
"sarah her about 5000 indians and small pegasus ic javamine eurasians and euraminds"
"boxed in by paper in the nw sbs in the onth into indo kal(squiggle) in the east"
(this one was particularly hellish to decode) "Luckily as cenataor fo shyne andi masseam whichick calamt columbus cam he maddle for phllyum and hong hing via r.k in sabroh"
"hair bacise ol mae roads and alkatrab land transit iertrad ber gehtd"
(randomly appears at the top of a blank page) "shuteh"
"Juno toh ik new got"

its like another language. i read it aloud to my mother and she thought i was speaking german =_=