REASONS WHY LIN AND BEK...

(too much time, too little work, you get this LOL)

LOVE ALCOHOL.

1. cheap.
2. "HAHA YOU SOUND JUST LIKE SHERK. // ahahahahahahahhahaAHAHAHHAHAHA // ...no funny // ya funny // why // THAT WAS ONLY SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN IN THEORY"
3. finding the above statement very deep, emotional, and compelling.
4. being compelled by that deep, emotional statement to start crying.
5. you get to send SUPER CRYPTIC messages without even trying . i blame phone dictionaries =_=
"drunkie so 70 time afternoon with mish worset last night feel sick // my .heed still isn't attached drivew safe // hong yam // zat phone i don't are steal money you will reply me // why never reply mudds getting alcohol with you again like chacin have my stupid dictionary merrim things up // hate mish mish hot t.t // dying dead not sure who send this to but drunk // kiwi // kiwi cut // emo like french fries // don't hate me plses"
and that was only from one day, only my phone =S
6. "WE JAMMIN! WE... LIKE JAMMIN! WE LIKE JAM TOO !!"
7. ................................................................. cake. -passes out-
8. ".. what? // nononononono you say APA. // ..... apa. // apa apa ?" (my excellent translation of 'what what' =_=)
9. "NGAIIIII TI... // walao you sound like chinese donkey. // WALAO YOU SAY I SOUND LIKE CHINK ASS ?"
10. "EEH YOURE A CANDLE. // hell am i a candle ? // LEE-LIN LOL LILIN LILIN GET ME LILIN ?? // -hysterics- " (this joke only works UI of alcohol)
11. makes the whole world fuzzy. very nice.
12. you are incredibly funny.
13. you do not realize that people are laughing AT you not WITH you.
14. you laugh along.
15. you can listen to AA XXX - Peaches ALL NIGHT LONG. LOL.
16. "i feel sexy // dont worry, youre not // WHY NOT // youre chink. // ....if we were online i'd put that "T dash T" (T-T) sign here // ..why dont you just cry // lazy"
17. "drink more drink more. // wei water or vodka? // drink drink drink !! // ...CIBAI YOU SO CHEAP, ITS WATER ."

LOVE PARIS HILTON.
1. she makes being stupid look good.
2. she is the ultimate icon of AA XXX (=_=)
3. she can afford to buy your friendship.
4. shes actually quite ugly. (hope for us yet !)
5. she brings small boobs back.
6.you'll never end up drinking water by mistake if youre out with her LOL.

HATE BOOKS.
1. firehazard.
2. very challenging to read.
3. very blurry.
4. the mazes always cheat (dont ask =/ )
5. you spend hours reading it, then you get to one part to find that you dont understand the plot at all then you have to backtrack.
6. you forget the book after reading it.
7. expensive. this money can be used to buy vodka. reading too much causes you to buy water and give your friend cheap, fake drinks.

NEED MORE MONEY.
1. so we can get big boobs.
2. so we can get nicer bras to go with big boobs.
3. so we can get nicer clothes to go over the nicer bras and the big boobs.
4. so we can buy our friends too !!
5. so we can buy your mom =_= (sorry. lin put this down. shes LAME LIKE SNAILS LOL)
6. so when we go out we can scream KEEP THE CHANGE really loudly LOL.
7. so we can buy vodka not water .