warlords.

in a maritime village of old, lived the people of Kiga. The people of Kiga were peace-loving and super chill thanks to their endless fields of mushrooms. People from all over the world sought the mushrooms of the Kiga as they were the best.

The people of Kiga lived near the Dark Jungle. In the Dark Jungle lived the people of Itisnotkigabyteitisinfactkilobyte, known as Kilo for short. The people of Kilo were savages; uncivilized plunderers who did not know the meaning of society or order and robbed from neighbouring villages, killing whatever that stood in their path.

They were also naked.

One day, a peasant girl of the Kiga went walking along the outskirts of the jungle, searching for berries. Her name was Peony. Suddenly, Peony heard a strange cry emit from the depths of the jungle.


AND OUT RUSHED THE FEARSOME PEOPLE OF KILO.

Armed with razor-sharp lalang swords and thorns in the soles of their feet (though this was more to their discomfort than anybody elses), the people of Kilo charged the village of Kiga with brutal force.


They burned the mushroom plantations and slaughtered the people mercilessly.
while naked.

The Kiga people were frightened out of their wits.

Then our little peasant girl, Peony decided she should take some action.
Running and screaming, Peony jumped and kicked and yelled and punched.

needless to say, Peony died.
Long live the Kilo.