im actually quite lazy to write this post hmm.
ONCE UPON A TIME.
there lived a merry folk, called the tingathreetan92. they were a peaceful race who lived in harmony in the strange, strange country of malaysia. but because of the continental shifts, the thingathreetan92 broke into several clans. the tingathreetan92 that were stranded in borneo (specifically, sarawak, kuching, were friends of bekah's) were called the Retards. they were not too bright a clan, having been shunned into exile by the rest of the tingathreetan92s.
one day, an evil, evil, foe called MR. Pee Em Mar conquered the land of malaysia and forced all the tingathreetan92s into horrible slave labour. tingathreetan92s all over malaysia struggled for many years and many months.
however, the Retards had a plan. they called upon their almighty heroes; gaydar, tertiary titan, caped crusader, electro squid, the leg, coke the not-drink, elizardkillerbeth, and the wizard, wazzard. all these heroes heeded the calls of the Retards, except for Wazzard the wizard, who was a cowardly fool who fled to the land where the sheep never sleep.
after fighting a bloody battle for 9 months, the heroes managed to negotiate with MR. Pee Em Mar to RELEASE them, but only after subjecting all of the tingathreetan92s to one final act of slavery... the building of the great pyramids stacks of paper with writing on it.
AND THEN THEY WERE FREE.
anyways yeah. =_=
that was what hui mian would've said had i been her. simply translated, it meant, we sat for pmr and it ended.
hui, hui.
so on friday, right after our geo paper (well not really. had to go attend briefings, get my uniform signed and endure that painful hour of doing nothing before going out), we set off to town. it would be a busy day, very eventful, but most unsatisfactory =/
after enduring that horrible one hour of "SOMETHINGWILLHAPPENINANHOURSTIMEICANTWAITOMGWHYISTHERENOTHINGTODO" emma (caped crusader) and i (electro squid) met up at bing for a very taxing lunch =_= ugh i hate spending money. i got that last required stamp (though they decided to go cheap and replace it with a signature) on my bing card, so now i have a complete bing card that i can exchange for free drink. i ordered lasagna (which i never finished and tasted alot better in my mind than it did in my mouth) and em ordered the. um. bread thing =_=
we saw leonard, audrey, beatrice and nodded acknowledgment at them (well at least i did, seeing as how em didnt know them) and we're kinda spazzy (or at least i was =_=) because we thought kenny sia was sitting at the table behind us and a lady who we highly suspected was darren's mom sitting at the table in front of us and we were wondering whether to say hi. anyway, we thought he was kenny sia. he wasn't. kenny sia isn't in malaysia now as i later found out when i read his blog =/
i swear he looked dead similar.
so i tried to be sneaky to take a picture. as you know, sneakiness is not a sneaker that fits me, so it was quite obvious. when i say "quite", i mean as obvious as a dinosaur waltzing through tun jugah with a rhinocerous whilst singing prince songs. yeeeah, i am a master of subtlety. i texted karen(tertiary titan) a spazzy message about "OMG I THINK KENNY SIA IS HERE IN BING" but thanks to emma's dictionary, it came out as "OMG I THINK JENNY SHA IS HERE IN BING" =_=
i sent that to her and got her confused. where was karen that whole time you ask ? trying to sit down on the floor in a japanese restaurant whilst wearing a teeny tiny denim mini with her father and my uncle (who poured soup into her father's tea ahaha). aduh karen, karen. then i meant to send a text to my mom about the whole kenny sia thing, but i sent it to emma =_=
so emma recieved "OMG MOM I THINK KENNY SIA IS HERE IN BING". =_= then i tried to resend, but once more i sent to the wrong person.
so mallek(the leg) recieved "OMG MOM I THINK KENNY SIA IS HERE IN BING" . mmmm =/ third time was the charm and i finally got it sent to my mother. after eating drinking etc, we set off to crown to meet up with karen.
15 seconds after leaving bing...
emma: omg i need to pee.
=_=
too fast too furious ei? we stopped by at everise, to find 'jenny sha' right in front of us haha. then we continued our very. very. eventful walk down to crown. it was so eventful that i have nothing to say about it.
BUT I SURE HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THE NEXT PART.
so we arrive at crown and begin to walk up to the entrance. we pass the usual crowd of lepak-ers who are incredibly fascinated with us white chicks. i swear, you'd think we'd be carrying neon billboards or something. some malay ahbeng wannabes pulled up right beside us and attempted to convince us to jump in. like, christ do you really think we're that stupid?
..no wait dont answer that.
anyway.
as you know, the best pickup lines come from your heart.
random malay guy who stared at us #12312424331 : hey ~ -does horny eyebrow thing and smiles in what i think was an attempt to be dashing- run for your life ~~~~
I SWEAR HE SAID IT DEADPAN. AND HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE WAS BEING SEXY. LIKE IT WAS THE BEST PICKUP LINE IN THE WORLD (which it was ahahahahaa) (definately, the most original) and he even did the jogging hand actions. 0_0
wtf ??
i was so shocked. as much as i wouldve loved to think of a snappy comeback, my mind just totally FROZE in wtf mode.
how the hell do you react to someone trying to hit on you with "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE"
wtf ?????
as mish later commented "oh you mean run from your face?" ahahahah genius, i swear, genius.
after that mind numbing incident, we entered the hotel bit of crown. emma went off to pee. she is the most observant thing in the world. i actually snuck my camera over the top of her toilet stall and took a gazillion pictures (though i aimed too high/low and got some very nice shots of the wall/floor), snuck it back down, and she didnt notice shit until i told her =_=
karen came and needed to pee too. we told her about RFYL (run for your life) guy and she was wtf?? and she went to pee. then we camwhored with her totally sexy red cybershot t2oo. my bob-charlie felt so second-rate T_T
we went off to 7-11 to buy faggy mc faggertons haha and eclipses. emma recommends lousy fmfs =_= when we walked out of 7-11 WHOA SUDDEN WIND PICKED UP LIKE MINI WEIRD REALLY CIPLAK HURRICANE =_= so we took picture, karen clinging on to her skirt (i was wearing a skirt too but i wasnt worried cos my mom wouldn't let me out of the house unless i wore pants underneath, which i did) and me looking old, wrinkly and fat ugh. we walked along waterfront to. um. ionno i cant quite remember now.
...
thinks.
WAIT WE DIDNT WALK ALONG WATERFRONT.
sorry =_=
we walked... somewhere. and later back into parkson. i dont know how the idea got brought up but we ended up in the hair salon at parksons for a hair wash and blow dry.
OH WAIT BEFORE THAT WE WENT SHOPPING. did we? i think we did =/
oh yes we did. karen and i discovered the photo printing thing at the sony store (WHICH IS PRETTY FREAKIN AWESOME THOUGH WE DIDNT ACTUALLY USE IT THAT TIME) and all of us bought loads of temporary hair dye things at the pharmacy (though i wasnt supposed to mention they were temporary =_=) and i bought two tubes of GLOWING HAIR DYE . lol. it stays in your hair for 6-7 washes and makes it glow (the only color they had) orange =/
but it seemed pretty rad at the time. so where was i. OH YES. HAIR WAS AND DRY.
that place was pretty spiffy and the people seemed pro. so we wash and dried and got them to put in the colors for us !! i think of great ideas haha. emma and i finished before karen did so we went down to the cosmetics section as my lips were looking so pale (like grim reaper =_=) and i had to find lipgloss to de-pale them. as well as wait for sharon to shoplift some of parkson's air HAHA
we pretended we had cash for ages. like "oh i love this color i need a new one hahahaha oh yes i'll come back with daddy cos he has the money oh ill think about it i think i already have one like that oh its only 100 bux oh wow so cheap" -_-
sorry cosmetic ladies you guys rock.
there was this really rad dior lipgloss that looked super the nice on me heheh but yeah im too pov to buy it ="/
emma and i spazzed over the ralph lauren perfumes which really were nice to the max. and i liked the sales lady. then sharon arrived looking pretty like she. always. goddamn. does =_= and she walked in from outside.. walked through the shoplifting detector things... and set them off
XD
the guy let her off because, well, she couldnt have stolen anything by just walking through the door right. like barely been in for 10 seconds and stolen something =_= now thats kleptomania. so we stood around for awhile kinda puzzled as to what set off the alarm. so sharon passed me her stuff and we walked through the second alarm...
which did NOT set off =/
peculiar indeed.
we left sharon at the salon to get her hair done (she was supposed to be our lovechild but it didnt work out haha) and walked down to have DEEP EMOTIONAL CONVERSATION with mallek, ijaz(gaydar) and wawa in the uh cosmetics department =_=
mm, emotional lipgloss. wa and mallek eventually set off in search of food by themselves (im. sure) leaving thirdwheel ijaz with em and i. we walked back to the salon and stood around outside.
we met manymanymany form three people. i swear, invasion of form threes =_=
em and karen went to get changed for our INCREDIBLY AWESOME AND WILD NIGHT OUT haha leaving ijaz and i to strut around.
OH WAIT I LEFT OUT CRUCIAL PART OF THE STORY LET ME BACKTRACK.
okay before buying the hairdye and stuff, we went to sarawak plaza and karen brought an umbrella so as to not get wet in the rain (it was raining, yes) then we crossed at the zebra crossing to tun jugah.
so i walk and i walk like i always do.
and suddenly my right foot feels cold sloppy tarred road under it =/
EH MANY KASUT SAYA.
so i whirl around (after walking without a slipper for like 5 steps, yes it took me that long to notice =_=) and see my slipper sitting there in the middle of wet road. so feeling the awesomeness of rain all over me, i have to bend down in my teeny tiny denim skirt (thank god for mothers) and pick up my goddamn slipper.
EMBARASSING OKAY.
to make up for embarassment, i run fast to catch up with idiot karen under her umbrella (who was pretending to not know me, the ass) with one slipper in my hand other on my foot. then i sort of swerve and slip but i keep on moving because well, its embarassing. then... *slop slop slop*
eh why do i feel tar under my other foot now.
EH MANY OTHER KASUT SAYA.
ccb =/
SO I WHIRL AROUND AGAIN, MEGA DRAMATICALLY, and see it sitting innocently in the middle of the road looking up at me.
i swear its a conspiracy. like OMG RIGHT SLIPPER JUST SLIPPED OFF BEKAHS FOOT HEH LOOKS LIKE FUN MY TURN NOW.
=/
so then i pick it up and run after asskaren as stupid chinese people in kenari laugh their asses off at me.
then i almost slipped and crashed into karen. but luckily i got balance last minute. not that it would've made a difference anyway, karen being the tertiary titan and me being. well a stick =_=
back to where i left off.
walao this story so long and im nowhere near done.
EVERYONE HAD BETTER READ THIS.
ijaz emma and i lepak around for awhile and. (finally =/) sharon is done. um im trying to remember what happened. OH YEAH WE WENT MCD'S. so we went mcd's and bought ijaz's buka puasa stuff.
AND KAREN WAS SUPER MEAN.
OKAY ITS. UNFORGIVABLE.
karen (whispers to sharon): look at bekah's manly legs
OH YOU. ASSHOLE. ASSHOLE I SWEAR. JUST BECAUSE I AM STRONG LIKE WARRIOR, YOU GO AND DISS THE LEGS. I KILL YOU OKAY.
anyway so i sulk and sulk and sulk and karen gets scared of the malay guys in front of her. we order food, making me even more poor =/
after that we head off to little lebanon, walking along waterfront, talking about malays and commenting on the orange juicer building. at little lebanon, we have the least satisfying shisha of all time and get exiled into a little corner to make awkward conversation. i blame karen.
i smother ijaz in eyeliner and put the blue dye thing in his hair making him look super the emo while emma burns her hand trying to get the shisha coals to burn properly.
total ripoff, man, that shisha. and we didnt even eat because it was buka puasa and they only had buffet. =/
because it was so unsatisfactory, we called taxi to go back to mcd's again =_=
ijaz and i stood by the roadside waiting for taxi as emma karen and sharon went to pee or something. AND PRACTICALLY 95% OF ALL THE CARS THAT PASSED STARED AT IJAZ AND I.
ahhaha i bet they were thinking WHAT IS THAT GORGEOUS ANGMO GIRL DOING TALKING TO THAT HORRIBLY UGLY MALAY BOY. ^ ^
every. last. one.
=/
people should pay me to carry around little advertisements whenever i go into town, they'd probably make millions.
then the taxi came and it could only fit four people.
OKAY LETS SEE. IJAZ ONE, KAREN TWO, SHARON THREE, EMMA FOUR, ME, OKAY FOUR PEOPLE LETS GO =/
anyway, so ijaz got kicked out of the car.
after. very. very. long, we finally persuaded the guy to take ijaz as well.
so we went back to mcd's, sat near the playground and had a very good bitching session. yes, while eating. then mallek and wawa came and we met een and ehsan. who still had the sticker in his cap haha. wawa and mallek had just returned from a movie. "MOVIE EI? " haha. they were like "the movie was boring." and we were like "but we bet the cinema was interesting ^ ^"
wawa made her head bleed =_=
the sadist.
after wawa and mallek went back, we decided mcd's was too cool for us so we left. ...and had nowhere to go. sometime around this time, karens phone got stolen. no joke. =_=
karen, karen.
oh and the italk machine actually talks.
making plans with karen around somehow always makes things complicated. really. shes like this presense of complication. EVERY. TIME.
it took her and emma hours to think up what time we would meet, at where, and who's house to spend the night at after.
anyway, our planning as to what to do went something like this...
"we could go soho"
karen: "but my dad will be there" (he was not)
"we could go mojo then"
karen: "but silas will be there" (he probably wasnt)
"we could go grappa"
karen: "but thats on the same street my driver's at" (well that and we all weren't too keen on grappa =_=)
ijaz: "we could go kareoke !!"
karen: (finally =_=) OKAY !
and guess what, we ended up at bing =/
okay wait get to that later.
so, we headed off to soho, very much confused as to wtf was going on (well, ijaz and i at any rate. we werent used to the whole "lets make a plan and do exactly the opposite" approach). we met up with aunty nikki and our GREAT NIGHT OF CLUBBING began.
...we stepped into soho. counted til three. stepped out of soho.
great indeed was the night bekah went clubbing with karen and emma =_=
i wasnt really sure wtf was going on at that point. all i know is one minute we're in soho (less than) next minute we're out of soho and heading to bing.
along the way we stopped at a credit store and played moses.
we parted the sea of chinese guys at the credit store. haha.
ijaz said they all moved in a specific pattern to stare at the strange ang mo girls.
we went to bing and sat at the tables without ordering anything, allowing mosquitoes to feast on our blooooood.
=_=
then karen realized she lost her phone. aduh.
we began texting people to see if they were in town to spice up our lives. we ended up ditching ijaz with his uncle and heading to karens car about half an hour later.
typical night out with karen.
whoa my fingers hurt.
um okay i kinda rush this part sorry but im in pain =_=
well that and im lazy.
we swam in karens freezing cold pool at around midnight. and had ec and i went kinda whack. as usual =_= but this time alot worse. we had popcorn as karen didnt have maggi.
next day, we went back for awhile, to return to karens place for dinner again lol. met karens friends and played that "put your blablabla on shuffle and press next" game that i love so much. ahhh fun. oh and we made videos. lol. shall post sometime i swear. ok ok i am sick of writing this now.
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