gone are the age of those superstars.

with britney being britney, xtina now pregnant, 'what exactly *DID* she do' paris hilton in prison, lindsay lohan (the very hot) ending up a sad has-been junkie, anna nicole smith very much dead, MJ hiding in a hole in the ground while pretending to be female, and celebrity news mainly revolving around nipple slips, i think it is safe to say that the Golden Age of Superstars has now ended.

thank god.