watch me be xiaxue.

I was at Orchard Road this morning, partying, when a CHEEBYE BANGLA come by and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!!!!!!!

I was so shocked I immediately took off my slipper and SMACKED HIM OVER THE HEAD. But you know what the fucker did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!! I was going to confront the CHEEBYE BANGLA further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. :( So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! Hope some tree branches topple onto the CHEEBYE BANGLA, followed by a monkey! He really deserve it!

I am so fucking irritated with that CHEEBYE BANGLA! So what if he is a CHEEBYE BANGLA? Doesn't mean he can just JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD like that. If every single CHEEBYE BANGLA come and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD, I still need to live meh?!!