the mongoose hofta hop.

"A mongoose is a member of the family of small cat-like carnivores(ROAAAAR~). Mongooses(hah its mongooses. mongeese my foot) are widely distributed in Asia, Africa, the Caribbean, and southern Europe. There are more than thirty species, ranging from one to four feet in length. Mongooses mostly feed on insects, crabs, earthworms, lizards(cicak :] ), snakes, chickens, and rodents. However, they will also eat eggs and carrion. Some species, such as the Indian mongoose, are popularly used to fight and kill venomous snakes,even king cobras (i am macho). They are able to do this because of their agility and cunning(-is agile and cunning-), but typically avoid the cobra and have no particular affinity for consuming their meat. They giggle when mating(*GIGGLE*).

Some species of mongoose can be easily domesticated, are fairly intelligent(lies. all LIEEESSS), and can be taught simple tricks(-sits-), so they are often kept as pets to protect the home from vermin. However, they can be more destructive than desired(-is destructive-); when imported into the West Indies for the purpose of killing rats, they destroyed most of the small, ground-based fauna(HEH FAUNA FEAR MEEEE). For this reason, it is illegal to import most species of mongooses into the United States, Australia and other countries(BUT I LIIIIIKE AUSTRALIA -cries- racissst). Mongooses were introduced to Hawaii in 1883, and have had a significant impact on native species. Mongooses are sometimes referred to as "the most dangerous animals on the planet" for this reason. (-is dangerous like dangerous people)

The plural form of mongoose is properly mongooses(HAHAHA). The common form mongeese is technically incorrect since the words goose and mongoose are not linguistically related(i TOLD YOUUUUU). The word mongoose is derived from the Marathi word mangus."


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