drunk yet? no? -pour-

my new-old secondhand retardedsexy phone named 'THE MAN'
here is dani molesting her boobs.
and here is what appears to be an innocent fall backwards into the arms of a friend. which one closer inspection is actually....
ME MOLESTING DANI.

LMAO.
-pretends that was hilarious-
last night's lessons learnt: morgan mixes good drinks, ambrose. is scary.
curtain dividers are lovers not fighters.
never drive over to a drunk persons house to bring them out. you will end up waiting at unishop for 45 minutes. drunk person will go to sleep.