BIRDWOMAN KE RES-Q~!!

i am a saint i swear.

okay so today hui mian needed to go pee. so she went to pee. me being excellent friend i am, held her container and waited outside for her (container was very much full of biscuits when she went it.it was slightly lighter when she came out LOL).

so this little primary kiddie comes out walking with his daddy. they walk to the stairs and he bends down and pokes at this thing outside my line of vision.

kid: -poke poke- look daddy its a *something* (didn't catch the last bit)
dad: come dont touch that.

then they walked away. me being the nosey nose of a saint that i am, i went to see what the kid was poking.

AND OMG IT WAS A BIRD.

seriously. and it was on its side and breathing goddamn fast like it was having a heartattack (i blame the kid's poking). so i summoned up my Sidekick (mian) from her Lair (toilet) and asked her to seeeeee.

hui: is it an insect -backs off warily-
me: no i swear
hui: i dont trust you
me: I SWEAR.
hui: -comes closer-
hui: -screams and backs off-
me: wtf.
hui: ITS A DRAGONFLY.
me: -_- its a bird stupid.
hui: really? -comes closer- oh

insectphobia is stupid.

so yeah i bent down and picked up the poor thing, hui mian going on about how it was going to die anyway and we should bury it like in calvin & hobbes. she is such an optimist. i brought the bird to my class. honestly, by everyone's reaction you would think they never saw a bird before. it was one of those common sparrow things too -_-

jerome was particularly interested. quite stupid. should have never let him see it if i knew what he was going to do.

so after awhile of sitting in my HEALING HANDS, i had it suitably calmed down. then i helped it up (its feet were kinda crippled kesian). THEN HEH IT FLEW~!!

lol then it hit the ceiling and fell. -_-
wasn't exactly inspiring.

so i picked it up, got it calmed down again and it RAN AWAY FOR THE SECOND TIME. this time it flew off to the third floor. so i decided it would do fine given some rest. so i went in to wash my hands.

meanwhile, jerome went up to the top floor and tried to do that movie thing where they hold the dove and throw it up in the air and watch it fly (i blame disney) and ended up throwing it down THREE FLOORS.

-_- retarded mannnn

so i went down to ground floor again to see if it was alive and this time it was like. so banged up. amanda and i brought it back up again and i was all 'WHO THE HELL THROWS A BIRD DOWN THREE FLOORS' right when we passed jerome.

for those of you who don't know (i'm gonna put this nicely) jerome has LEARNING DISABILITIES and is quite slow. because of that, he gets treated special. -_- so i had to be nice. if it had been ijaz or something LOL. but no it had been jerome.

but still i had to think of an excuse for being mean because he can't stand up for himself and will tell his mom who will get me in trouble. my genius excuse was 'I WAS JUST TREATING HIM LIKE A NORMAL KID WHO DOESNT WANT THAT' heh

i put it on the windowsill cos i was scared it would take flight halfway through our bm test and cikgu danny would get pissed. i didn't have to worry though, it sat there perfectly still with its beak wide open for an hour and twenty minutes.

i think it was the fall LOL

during break, jon picked it up and after abit, IT FLEW~!!
then i was like 'dont fall dont fall dont fall' -bird falls-
but it got pretty far. so we left it be.

and hence i am a saint.
dont ask.