aging.

when i was 15, i turned into a mongoose.

when i was 14, i broke a pane of glass with a broomstick.

when i was 13, i climbed over the school fence after art club to pluck a giant weed that was taller than me. i was allergic to it.

when i was 12, i shocked the world by getting straight A's for my UPSR.

when i was 11, i brought about 6 girls over to my house during school hours and got in trouble.

when i was 10, i got so mad at my parents i took down our family photo, put it on my roof, pulled off my matteress and barricaded my door with my bed.

when i was 9, people thought i was a witch and made me cry.

when i was 8, i bought my best friend for a bar of cadbury's chocolate.

when i was 7, i used to pretend i was ariel from the little mermaid.

when i was 6, i covered myself with baby oil and developed a rash.

when i was 5, i used to go to the waterfront to sit on the little cat statue things and talk to the cats. i was convinced they were real cats that were frozen by an evil sorceress.

when i was 4, my mom took a lick from my ice cream and passed it back to me. a few seconds later, i dropped my ice cream and i started crying because i thought my mom ate it all.

when i was 3, i was romping around the house with real ducks named Todd and Copper.

when i was 2, i wanted my name to be changed to va-va-va-voom and i was really sad when my parents were all 'no.'

when i was 1, i cried alot.