this is a story.
once upon a time, in the magical woods of magic, lived the magical King Floral Arrangement and his beautiful (magical) daughter Ida Plant.
they were secretly elves.
the world in which was located the magical woods of magic, named Center Earth, was under attack from a giant ring (of magic). the giant ring was falling out from the Sky, threatening to squash them all at any moment.
King floral arrangement, the magical, received a letter to send out the sexiest of his elves to team up with a small, hairy man, another ugly, smelly, smaller & hairier man, a ohlookatmeithinkimsexystoplookingattheelfbecauseisayso king, and a fossilized old man, at great risk to his own life.
because of that, king floral arrangement (who was very magical) moved himself and his daughter to the Upper Earth. of course, without the sexy elf, the rest of the movie got very boring team was not completed and everyone else died anyway.
but king floral arrangement did not care.
because he was magical. =D
in Upper Earth, there lived fat, beastly little creature by the name of Nid Duzza.
who was NOT magical. for the sake of the storyline. but i dont WANT him to be magical. just so you know.
and i dont know how to make the beautiful (magical) princess Ida Plant meet with Nid Duzza, so we shall leave a huge gaping plot hole there and get on with it.
Princess Ida Plant, to protect her beautiful (magical) identity, changed her name to Bekah. One day, the two came upon a set of hats. They put on one each, bekah's hat having an antenna thingy and nid's hat having a heart thingy.
SUDDENLY, THEIR MAGIC SENSES TINGLED.
AND POOF, THEY BECAME KOKO CRUNCH (stupid comercials) SUPERHEROES~!!
princess ida plant's magical magic powers of magic had made her into The Master Of Weed. (heheh. get it? weed? .. okay i shut up) She was then drawn to sunlight like a fish to. fishfood. and she had the ability to photosynthesize (magically). oh and all the weird powers of Nature blabla.
Nid's powers of magical magic turned him into The Love Machine. He had the ability to spread love, and. lovingness. and just plain loving. to the world. and all his fat turned to abs.
but he was still ugly.
they decided to name themselves the Poh-waa Rangers, going under the aliases of Bekah Ranger and Azzu Ranger, which was very smart (and magical), dont you think?
one day, townsville came under attack.
off flew Azzu Ranger(yeah he could fly) and off grew Bekah Ranger (stupid plant powers) to the (magical) rescue.
when they reached townsville (it took awhile, cos well. azzu ranger had to wait up for bekah ranger) they were shocked to see that the raksasa was none other than the EVIL Mama-mon. Mama-mon had nagged everyone to death.
and azzu ranger and bekah ranger, being the retarded cowards they were,
..
ran away.
the end.
TRUE STORY =D
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