my obsession right here XD

omg sex god.
hes so handsome.

when someone is obsessed with someone else, they will write posts about that someone else. AND OMG I AM OBSSESSED WITCHUU Abg Mohd SALMAN AZZUDDIN bin WAHAP!! I STALK HIM. like i got my birthdate changed just so i got to go to the same kindy as him.

and there. HE BECAME MY FRIEND -eyes sparkle-

HE ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM OMG. i went into shock. how can someone so ultimately sexy want to marry *ME*?? i meant to say YESSSS BABY ANYTIME I ALREADY HAVE OUR WEDDING PLANNED OUT. but somehow, something along the way went wrong and i ended up throwing plastic broccoli at him.

needless to say, the wedding was off. :(

when he went away to newzealand in primary 1, i was devastated. i used to be really fat. but without him, i starved myself, because I KNOW I SCARED HIM AWAY BECAUSE I WAS SO OBESE MANNNNg. and then, when i finally became skinny... HE CAME BACK~!!

my primary two life was immediately brightened. i knew it had to be because of my weight that he came back. ever since, i have not let myself gain a single ounce. i was kinda sad that he wasnt in the same class anymore, but i settled for hiding behind pillars and stalking him. ONCE, HE DROPPED A PEN. AND I LIKE. HAVE KEPT IT EVER SINCE. -eyes sparkle-

then in form one, my wishes came true, and i was put into the same class as him.

no, better.

..

I GOT TO SIT RIGHT NEXT TO HIM IN SCIENCE.

i was very sad though, because he never noticed me. it was like i didnt exist. we never talked once, not once did i get to copy his work like other science-y people did. (*AHEM* LOL NOW ISNT THAT THE TRUTH) i told this new girl, hui something (i dont really know her), about my problem, and she told me that she was madly obsessed with him too. so we began stalking him.

this goes out to. my baby azz. who doesnt know i exist.

it is time you did.

I AM GONNA TELL YOU HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU BABY YOU ARE SO OMG I.

love.

you. -dramaaaaaa-

THESE ARE. MY STALKER PICS OF HIM. GO CRAZY COS HES SO SEXY.

THIS ONE TIME, I SNUCK UP ON HIM AND GOT CLOSE ENOUGH TO TAKE A PICTURE, BUT I FORGOT THE CAMERA WAS ON ZOOM, AND THAT WAS WHAT HAPPENED :(
i remember, once i saw him sitting outside bing talking to this (quitehot) white girl. so through bing's glass, i took a picture with my camera's SUPER DUPER ZOOM. isn't he. so pretty. -stare-
AND LOOK AT HOW SEXILY HE EATS
and this other time, i got a picture of his shadow. ISNT IT THE CUTEST SHADOW YOU'VE EVER SEEN?
its even cuter than this cat. (lol im just looking for an excuse to put this on my blog)
my cowboy. i'll ride you anytime.
-end azz obsession-

LOL.

yeah we are so stupid.

go here for a related post.

seriously go there.

now.

update: azz is the BESTfriend. not. the boyfriend -_- yeah just clearing. that. up.