Thursday, April 12, 2007

he played her like a doubles game.

went to watch dani whack ball at slta for some mssm thing. lol.
discovered many interesting pebbles and sticks. AND NOW IM SUNBURNT ADUH.

so yeah we watched her whackwhack win. then em and i went off to the civic center to be our usual idiots. it was there we found out that they really weren't joking when they advertised "mild" and "lights".
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gay ass shit.

so while there, we walked around, being stupid, ruining perfectly nice scenery, smearing huge amounts of perfume onto the elevator buttons, sitting on wobbly tables, and riding the Elevator Ride. Lol. sounds sick.

but yeah. we went to the elevator. went up to links (which was, no duh, closed) and up to the third floor, which was closed and so damn dark//freaky. then we went back down to links. and back to ground.

BUT ON OUR WAY DOWN WE SAW THIS FUCKEN HUGE BEE NEST WHATEVER SHIT THING.

so we went up again to links so em could look at it.
then we went back up to the third floor for the hell of it hahah. we saw loads of 'natural things' (dead animals, insects, bird crap...) and on our amazing journey back to ground, i took a picture of the big-ass bee nest blah. like whoaaaaaa.

so we went back to slta to watch dani's next match.
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where she got beaten by an ugly matchstick.
LOL SERIOUSLY THAT GIRL WAS SO THIN SHE MADE ME FEEL FAT XD

when she carried this huge tennis bag, i swear it was so much bigger than her, she looked like one of those toothpicks you stick into club sandwiches HAHA.

so then we went back to dani's place where we had more Emo Time. and there was this freaky floating card in dani's room it, seriously, was just, suspended. O.O
we had this awesomendo chinese meatloaf stuff for dinner. then morgan came over and we watched magic stuff on danis laptop. which donovan. uh. did something to.

LOL I SHALL NOT SAY HERE INCASE DANI READS HAHA.

..yeah hi dani :]

emma is now my ah beng and im her ah lian, sexy right?

we went to lepak at the park for awhile and we scared a dating couple hahah. AND THEN I NEEDED TO PISS SO BAD LOL. so i ran to one side of the park to 'find a place' XD but there was a dating couple. so i ran to the OTHER side, hid for awhile..
and lets just say i was. relieved LOL~

then when i went back to em, it was like almost completely burnt out lol. AND MORGAN, THE SUPPOSED REALLYREALLY FAST ATHLETE, GOT BEATEN BY...
a bitch XD

literally.

DID YOU KNOW, DANI'S BUTT IS SHAPED LIKE A PERFECT HEART? SERIOUSLY SEE THE PICS. you cant really see its heartshapedness there, but trust me, in real life, it is a PERFECT HEART.
thanks to me, emma cant listen to heart shaped box the same way again eheh. her heartylicious ass is now My Thing lol. NOONE ELSE CAN SAY I BUTT YOU. IT IS MY LINE I SAYYY MIIIINEEEE~!!

damn that was fun. cant wait for saturday. and my wireless hates me T.T

i butt you baby.
she seriously has a heart shaped butt. lol.
and everyone is obsessed with it. ijaz is owned haha.
the ah lian and her ah beng haha.
IM AH LIAN NOOOOOO
the floating card sexy.
em looks horny haha
my mermaid. with feet XD
eggplant, literally. eating egg, literally. smoking weed, literally XD
MY AH BENG I xXLURVEXx EU 4EHVA AND EHVA~!!

lol i went fishing ah lian style
here we go ruining the scenery again heh.
big-ass beehive mannnnG
my the pennis player whacking the number one ball in the world.
seriously sexy floating card.