sU3 4nn3 & b3kn355

sue & i wrote a story today. you know one of those you write one line, i'll write the other lalala things. purple for sue. green for me.

there are many wild animals in the forests of borneo. then a can of hairspray rolled out of nowhere. it is very common to find rolling cans of hairspray in the forests of borneo due to the orang utans becoming vain. orang utans liked eating it too. thats why their farts have become so sticky as of late. the zebras did not like it so they protested. now we have george bush for president.

george bush thought rebekah's photo edits were stupid. and laughable. but noone cares what george bush thinks. cuz george bush wears tight spandex. and flies around with a spaghetti wig. but little did he know, a spy was watching him. uh. JENGJENGJENGGG.

that spy was BRITNEY SPEARS!

she had recently completed her spy test and was forced to shave her head. and she was forced to make out with paris hilton -_- she blamed it on tequilla but WE KNOW THE TRUTH. paris hilton was quite sober that night too. and rebekah's blog is sexy. and azzuddin got laid that night too. by one of the orang utans of borneo.

AND REBEKAH GOT SHOT BY AN UNKNOWN STRANGER WITH GLASSES AND CURLY HAIR WHO HAD AN OVEROBSSESION WITH WEARING BLACK PRADA. he was a homosexual card dealer from the north of texas named SCHMAZZUDDIN. which ALMOST sounds like mazzuddin. code name sue anne.

but this was NOT mazzuddin..

this was schmazzuddin who was hopelessly jealous of all things bekah. rebekah died btw. but she's secretly an undead vampire thingy so she 'lived' on.

and the word was doomed forever..
and ever...
until...

SCHMEBEKAH WAS BORN!! SCHMEBEKAH THE SAVIOUR OF SNAIL-KIND. who was secretly REBEKAH'S TWIN STEP SISTERS MOTHERS DAUGHTER.. like we couldn't see that from afar. no, actually, we COULDNT. we had to come NEARER. JENGJENG JENGGGGGG.

i'm tired said the donkey. I'M A WHAAAAALEE said Schmebekah. like the peanut butter oil off the fork! cried the mysterious dolphin monster. SAVE ME cried pamela anderson as she drowned. wtf.

THE END. proof that best friends still can be complete utter retards even though they are hundreds of miles away and haven't seen each other since like. January. yeahchaaaa.
IMISS SUE ANNNNE...~!! :(