i have here. picture haven. WITH CAPTIONS. okay. like today. ems came over. and yeah our usual insanity. we like went on roofs. lalala. and my dad was all like HEY WE'VE GOT TO GO TO AN OPEN HOUSE TONIGHT HURRY UP WE'LL BE LATE.
and it turns out. its on friday. padam muka. PICTURE TIME.
first pictures.
then details.
me being uberly cool on roof at fucken 3am in the morn.
and more of me at three.
arial emma.
HILTON.. toilet. lol. 
THATS US BEING CATS COS WE ARE LOOC.
and again. hilton.
ooo here's a funny story. thats me lying on a manhole in the road at 3am with burning candles.
here's a gremlin, said manhole, and the candles.
thats my sexay shirt at three pagi on on roof.
sexy emma at three pagi on roof.
happy families without me.
HILTONNN.
i like her hair. SHES A DRESSAGE HORSEY EQUESTRIAN RIDER TRAINER NURSE PERSON. yeah. I AM TOO ATTENTIVE!!!
bekness: ngeh. ems: that looks so suckalicious... annamaria: you want? ma: i dont know them. 
HILTON TOILET!!! checkout my blue underwear band. R0xx0r5!
emma, killer kiddie with a guitar. dontmess. 
bekness and strings of G
dance.
retro ems and our beloved roofy.
retro me on roofy. OMG THAT LADIES TOTALLY WATCHING US. no really.
hooker. be warned, i am gay. 
hooker that noone wanted.
hooker linedance.
BANGBANG ON THE ROOF YAWW
getting up up yup.
BRING IT ON -falls-
sign: i am emo -dies-
grinding the window, though you cant tell.
COUSINLY LOVE. XDdetailsss! okay. so today, me being malas me, i woke up at like, what, 12? AND SUDDENLY MALAS ME TURNED RAJIN OMFG.
i like. cleaned my bathroom. washed the fan. brushed the dog. and brought it for a walk. WHOA. no really, thats actually alot of work for me. now like, my room is utterly trashed thanks to emma being her but whatev. then em came over. i got her sms saying 'im on my way' when i was in the shower. yeah thanks em.
today we decided to take loads and loads of pictures. so like. we turned into 'models' and made total spectacles of ourselves dressing emo, island bum, and retro, in public, on my roof. -_- yeah we is totally so cool. and like the pictures werent half bad.
but like we stopped cos this lady came out to do her laundry and she was like. staring.
so like we decided to make a hooker one cos what would one be without the hooker shot?
SO THERE THEY ARE. hooker ems and i in our totally sexy outfits. yes we know we look horrible, you can at least PRETEND we look somewhat good and layan us for abit.
THEN AFTER THAT, MY DAD MANAGED TO TOTALLY ROSAK HIS IDONTKNOW HOW MANY MONTHS OF WORK ON HIS BOOK AND HE DELETED ALL HIS DOCUMENTS WHICH WERENT BACKED UP.
and he blamed me.
WTF!!!
so yeah i got pretty pissed. nasib emma was there, i cant stay pissed around emma. and kiyoshi got all concerned. omg kiyoshi you is the sweetest *muah* so after that incident was over, we went to a supposed OPEN HOUSE, stopping to pick up annamaria from the telangusan hotel, all the time me being attacked by my dad.
YOURE NOT OBSERVANT. YOU DONT PAY ATTENTION. YOU SMS TOO MUCH. YOU TRY TOO HARD TO BE OTHER PEOPLE. YOURE STUPID. LALALALALALA.
just like a woman.
so yeah i was pretty pissed. THANK GOD FOR KARMA. padam muka my dad when he went to the open house to find the gates LOCKED and that the open house was on friday. HAH HAH HAAAAAH!
so we go cari makan at rockroad, one of the few open places on CNY. over there, we ate. and my dad had to keep asking these cacatcacat questions just to like. attempt to insult our intelligence. and then he kept bending the rules to suit himself. which was so annoying. KIASU. so so annoying. if only you had been there. so yeah, ems and i responded with kiasuness while drinking beer from chinese tea glasses to disguise the alcoholic nature of our beverages.
after, we went to hiltonhilton for afters. had desert and winewine there. also some deeeelish cheese. that my dad insisted on tapau-ing back. so malu. especially since *WE* weren't paying. x.x
basically, the entire hilton session was all name-dropping. it was all "AND I MET THE SULTAN OF LALALA BUT IM NOT SHY TO VOICE OUT MY OPINIONS" "MY CLOSE FRIEND DATUK LALA" "I THINK YOU MAY BE FAMILIAR WITH SIR LALALA". and it was so weird, cos amidst all the name-droppings, the dude was still trying to sound modest.
oookay.
not that he was a bad guy. quite nice actually. but after awhile, it developed into drone. a very annoying drone. so yeah. ems and i took our leave to hilton toilet where we took loadsss of pics. then we went back. back home, we were so uberly retarded. we were like. okay lets take a pic on the roof. and then we crept out in the dead of night to take a pic on a manhole on the road. -_- then this effing loud dog started barking. so we went back in after like. four pictures. cacatness.
and now its 6.30. and i still aint slept. so ciao.
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