Monday, February 26, 2007

thats spaz.

comprehensive list of bekah sayings...
-eee... fall...
-how totally um!
-effamasquidgitingly sexual
-erh ma gaww
-ja-ah!
-dontscrew
-that SO bitch
-tie me up and call me pretty
-YO HO
-i know the doctor
-loooooserrrLOOOOSSSEEERRR!!
-..whatwhat.
-garr gimme
-ZYGOTE DAHLING!
-you funkanator, you! ;]
-well.. cheese!
-thats desirable
-max it to the thurr
-fat.
-yeahh chaaaa
-i fly. so fly like zooooom.
-aaaand... dammit.
-all hype the hype
-as much use as a dissolving bikini
-to imitation hell with you
-aint me
-run scream dropdrop
-dying dying dead
-SURREAL!!
-on yaaww...!
-hey immigrant.
-its *A* rebekah
-goddess booby dont like me :(
-heh funny
-how rockstar

can you tell this whole studying thing is REALLY going smashingly?

Sunday, February 25, 2007

kiyoshi you r0xx0rs

kiyoshi just got off the phone with...

MY MOM. XD

and they goes back to school.

tomorrow its back to school for becks. the good thing about that being i get to go and buy credit.

cant stand not having credit. okay now seriously. from now on. i shall be online less. COS I HAVE TO GO ALL PMR-sy ON YA'LL AIIGHT? cos bekah has to have straight A's or receive neverending lectures.

speaking of which. my mom has now created this really gay 'rule' that i cant invite friends over to my place unless my room is tidy. -curses in 3 different languages- oh and i now have a newfound love for panic! at the disco. heheh.

back to rule.. and saying i *dont* wanna invite friends over, i should be able to leave my room untidy, right? nope, WRONG. it has to be like. permanently tidy.

ah whatev. i'm not a tidy person. and that's the gospel truth. i'm still trying my veryvery best to get to rainfest. cos my mom still wont let me. BUT I MUST. rainfest. :(

THIS UPCOMING EXAM... I SHALL GET AN A FOR SEJARAH, B FOR BM, A FOR GEO, A FOR SCIENCE, AND B FOR MATH. omg now i have goals. this is so gay. and if i dont get the grade, dont remind me. x.x

have you heard of my pakatan with sara? WE BOTH WILL NOT CUT OUR HAIR UNTIL PMR AND WE WILL ONLY CUT OUR HAIR 2 DAYS BEFORE THAT GAY EXAM. yeah its a sad attempt at giving our haircuttingcrazy selves a chance at having long hair. we are allowed to trim though. but no major cuts lalalala. yeahs.

omg you know what that means? bekah might actually have long hair sometime soon!!!

for the lodge musical evening ladida shizzat, dani and i have decided that we shall go and do some performance lala. we dont have any idea what we're doing yet but i shall get back to you on that. yeahs.

i gots ter go study and call someone who i am missing very much right about now. so i go shaddap and run off ter my lil corner where i go hide.

my bangbang weekend.



still waiting fer the rest of the photos from dani who takes AGES in sending photos.
as usual, dani's open house had awesome food. morgan got a stupid card in my beer. he did all his cool magic stuffs. and 'iced' dani. heheh. and don gave me a tatt.

this weekend. the fab four minus one (who was there in spirit & was only a few metres away -_-) saw a SHOOTING STAR. serious. and we made wishes.

:]

i'll let the pictures do the rest of the talking. i loves mah babes. r0xx0rs.




while we went firework crazy.
THE FAB 4 FINALLY HAVE A PICTURE WITH ALL FOUR OF US!
being entirely fabulous and four on the trampoline.
that would have been a very bad time for it to go off. -_-
in the middle of nowhere.
dead bekah in wasteland.
WE CLIMBED A CONSTRUCTION CONTAINER.
and the roof was threatening to break on us. stupid rust.
check those out. XD
I LOVE THOSE THREE + ME.
yeah i do.
add on one.
MORGAN GOT CAUGHT IN A HURRICANE.
emma in 'selepas okupasi jepun' deadlands.




that night was so emo. i blame danielle, morgan, samsons and fucking langkawi.


i miss you kiyoshi.


if only you had been there.

poetry?

i like your style
i like your class
but most of all
i like your ass

kissing is a habit
fucking is a game
guys get all the pleasure
girls get all the pain
the guy says 'i love you'
you believe its true
but when your tummy starts to swell
he says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months of pain
3 days in a hospital
a baby without a name
the baby is a bastard
the mother is a whore
this never would've happened
if the rubber hadn't torn
sex is when a guy's communication
enters a girl's information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information
or do you need a demonstration
kudos to ihateme. :]

Saturday, February 24, 2007

whacked.

once more with pictures.
PICTURES FIRST DETAILS NANTI.

ah lian's have developed their own form of communication. THIS IS ONE. and here's their fave. TWO.
THWEEE SUPER KAWAII.
FOUR!! :]
AND THATS FIIVE!
i shall rip off someone else's caption and say OUR DOME ACTION IS VICIOUS.
THEIR VALLEY ACTION (?) IS VICIOUS. -_-
pornstars.
watch dani ruin a perfectly good shot.
ONCE MORE. HEHEH.
there was a bar.
em gets a life.
BEERCOKE.
how tally kampong.
WE'RE CEEBRA, FLAT RAT AND 10 RUNNING LOSER SNAILS.

models?
i like cheating on karen and getting caught.
pweeddddy skurts.
WE SO LOOC.
kissy fishy.

OMG ARE YOU SEEING WHAT IM SEEING? -scandal- XD



see that last pic? OUR TOTALLY COOL ENGLISH TEACHER WAS AT UNCLE PHILLIPS OPEN HOUSE PERFORMING WITH THE BAND.

miss ng, you ROCK.

yeah last night was cool. the fireworks were shooo pweddyful. and ems, dani & i gave ourselves red indian names. emma is Ten Running Loser Snails, dani is ceebra (pronounce C-Bra, think zeebra with C), and i'm FLAT RAT. -_-

sho much fun. :]

Thursday, February 22, 2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUEY.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUE ANNE!!!!
omg now youre 15! youre such a man. XD HAHHAH. see i called i totally r0xx0rs. ems is still here, leaving soon though. AND HUI MIAN SO TOTALLY DID NOTTTT CALL. i bets you fifty bucks. seriously. either way, i know im not getting it back (if i lose, you wont need to pay me back, and if i win, i'll just plain never get it -_-)

BUT YEAHS. HAPPY FREAKIN 15TH BIRTHDAY. heres like. your birthday site link... http://www.geocities.com/theazzusurprise/index.html and i'll go scan in the thingy i made fer you later. HEHHEH.

i is the shiz da bomb fizzle who calls you all the way in newzealand and had to rape two sheeps to go to your house only to find that the sheeps parking brake had spoilt and we were galloping off in reverse. stupid ciplak sheep.

DONT BUY PIRATED SHEEP.

for the sake of Other People, here's what i talked about to the Nation1 girl..
COS LIKE WE DIDNT KNOW HOW TO WORK THE IDD CARD.

SO WE CALLED THE HELPLINE. and this is what i said...
'um hello. i like. bought this card. from like. seven eleven. and like. i dont know how to use it.'

-emma laughs-

yeah i is bimboo. YEAH AZZU THE THINGS I DO FOR YOU. HAPEEY BURFDAAY.
update: omg hui mian *did* call.
..
whore.

sha-zaangg

i have here. picture haven. WITH CAPTIONS. okay. like today. ems came over. and yeah our usual insanity. we like went on roofs. lalala. and my dad was all like HEY WE'VE GOT TO GO TO AN OPEN HOUSE TONIGHT HURRY UP WE'LL BE LATE.

and it turns out. its on friday. padam muka. PICTURE TIME.

first pictures.
then details.


me being uberly cool on roof at fucken 3am in the morn.

and more of me at three.

arial emma.

HILTON.. toilet. lol.

THATS US BEING CATS COS WE ARE LOOC.


and again. hilton.

ooo here's a funny story. thats me lying on a manhole in the road at 3am with burning candles.
here's a gremlin, said manhole, and the candles.

thats my sexay shirt at three pagi on on roof.


sexy emma at three pagi on roof.

happy families without me.
HILTONNN.

i like her hair. SHES A DRESSAGE HORSEY EQUESTRIAN RIDER TRAINER NURSE PERSON. yeah. I AM TOO ATTENTIVE!!!

bekness: ngeh. ems: that looks so suckalicious... annamaria: you want? ma: i dont know them.

HILTON TOILET!!! checkout my blue underwear band. R0xx0r5!

emma, killer kiddie with a guitar. dontmess.

bekness and strings of G
dance.
retro ems and our beloved roofy.

retro me on roofy. OMG THAT LADIES TOTALLY WATCHING US. no really.

hooker. be warned, i am gay.

hooker that noone wanted.


hooker linedance.

BANGBANG ON THE ROOF YAWW

getting up up yup.
BRING IT ON -falls-

sign: i am emo -dies-
grinding the window, though you cant tell.
COUSINLY LOVE. XD

detailsss! okay. so today, me being malas me, i woke up at like, what, 12? AND SUDDENLY MALAS ME TURNED RAJIN OMFG.

i like. cleaned my bathroom. washed the fan. brushed the dog. and brought it for a walk. WHOA. no really, thats actually alot of work for me. now like, my room is utterly trashed thanks to emma being her but whatev. then em came over. i got her sms saying 'im on my way' when i was in the shower. yeah thanks em.

today we decided to take loads and loads of pictures. so like. we turned into 'models' and made total spectacles of ourselves dressing emo, island bum, and retro, in public, on my roof. -_- yeah we is totally so cool. and like the pictures werent half bad.

but like we stopped cos this lady came out to do her laundry and she was like. staring.

so like we decided to make a hooker one cos what would one be without the hooker shot?

SO THERE THEY ARE. hooker ems and i in our totally sexy outfits. yes we know we look horrible, you can at least PRETEND we look somewhat good and layan us for abit.

THEN AFTER THAT, MY DAD MANAGED TO TOTALLY ROSAK HIS IDONTKNOW HOW MANY MONTHS OF WORK ON HIS BOOK AND HE DELETED ALL HIS DOCUMENTS WHICH WERENT BACKED UP.

and he blamed me.

WTF!!!

so yeah i got pretty pissed. nasib emma was there, i cant stay pissed around emma. and kiyoshi got all concerned. omg kiyoshi you is the sweetest *muah* so after that incident was over, we went to a supposed OPEN HOUSE, stopping to pick up annamaria from the telangusan hotel, all the time me being attacked by my dad.

YOURE NOT OBSERVANT. YOU DONT PAY ATTENTION. YOU SMS TOO MUCH. YOU TRY TOO HARD TO BE OTHER PEOPLE. YOURE STUPID. LALALALALALA.

just like a woman.

so yeah i was pretty pissed. THANK GOD FOR KARMA. padam muka my dad when he went to the open house to find the gates LOCKED and that the open house was on friday. HAH HAH HAAAAAH!

so we go cari makan at rockroad, one of the few open places on CNY. over there, we ate. and my dad had to keep asking these cacatcacat questions just to like. attempt to insult our intelligence. and then he kept bending the rules to suit himself. which was so annoying. KIASU. so so annoying. if only you had been there. so yeah, ems and i responded with kiasuness while drinking beer from chinese tea glasses to disguise the alcoholic nature of our beverages.

after, we went to hiltonhilton for afters. had desert and winewine there. also some deeeelish cheese. that my dad insisted on tapau-ing back. so malu. especially since *WE* weren't paying. x.x

basically, the entire hilton session was all name-dropping. it was all "AND I MET THE SULTAN OF LALALA BUT IM NOT SHY TO VOICE OUT MY OPINIONS" "MY CLOSE FRIEND DATUK LALA" "I THINK YOU MAY BE FAMILIAR WITH SIR LALALA". and it was so weird, cos amidst all the name-droppings, the dude was still trying to sound modest.

oookay.

not that he was a bad guy. quite nice actually. but after awhile, it developed into drone. a very annoying drone. so yeah. ems and i took our leave to hilton toilet where we took loadsss of pics. then we went back. back home, we were so uberly retarded. we were like. okay lets take a pic on the roof. and then we crept out in the dead of night to take a pic on a manhole on the road. -_- then this effing loud dog started barking. so we went back in after like. four pictures. cacatness.

and now its 6.30. and i still aint slept. so ciao.