annoying singing celebs.

ho hum.

general qualities that one must possess to make it onto this list... annoying voice, poorly written lyrics, no sense of originality, overly full of themselves, bad dress sense, originated from disney.

hilary duff
you know you hate her. she sounded like a cat in heat while singing 'beat of my heart', her lyrics might as well have been written by a particularly talented monkey, she slags off other celebs and is way too GOOD for her own good, she has started somesort of sad franchise in desperate attempt to keep her waning popularity, her EDP smells like cat litter, she thinks she's all that, SHE CAME FROM DISNEY...
can i put her out of her misery mommy?

fergie
FERGIE USED TO BE COOL! FERGIE WAS DA SHIZZZZZZ IN BEP.

stupid solo careers. THE DUTCHESS. who the hell calls an album THE DUTCHESS?? as infectious as Fergalicious is, it ain't enough to save this PATHETICPATHETICPATHETIC attempt. london bridge was THE most annoying song of 2006 (next to perhaps my circle song =P ) and it was a sad, sad attempt at being risque by throwing in london bridge (if you dont get what i mean, check london bridge on urbandictionary.com hahah). the lyrics of fergalicious were somewhat better, though incredibly cheap and once more written by a talented monkey. i havent heard the rest of that album, and guess what, i don't intend to.

oh and i forgot to mention she looks like a fifty-cent 'ho that got dressed in the dark using clothes from the wardrobe of a very large three-year-old.

vanessa anne hudgens
she came from disney. shes so fakely sweet she gives me a toothache. and her voice. is so shrill. plus she made a cheapcheapcheap song. so yeah i dont like her.

gwen stefani
dont get me wrong. i love gwen. but hell she can be annoying. once more, it is a classic case of sad-solo-career. if anything, i suppose gwen can be pin-pointed as the influence on fergie's disaster. you have to admit that the similarities between the two are uncanny.
both look like they stole clothes from their kid cousin's wardrobe, both made annoying talentless songs, both used to be ABSOLUTELY THE BEST before they decided to go solo.
gwen's L.A.M.B clothing line was just. WRONG. i suppose the same talented monkey who had been writing all these songs decided to go venture into something else. the colours clash, the clothes make you go WTF and the sheer oddity of everything is. sickening. well, aside from some creations which are actually quite nice, but i dismiss that to plain luck. after all, if you throw a million darts at a target blindfolded, a few are BOUND to hit something..
..
be it the target or someones eye.

people should stop trying too hard to be original.

other candidates: aly & aj, jessica simpson, now-madonna (old madonna was SO. MUCH. BETTER), lindsay lohan(not too bad), christina aguilera(still save-able)

noticed how its only the ladies who have this gift of getting on ones nerves? the men must be doing SOMETHING right.
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like not singing TO THE BEAT OF MY HEART.