i am an effing retard

this is so cacat. on blogs, i can write entire LISTS of what i want for every price range.

and when people actually ask me what i want, i'm like
'oh i dont know.'
and my mind just blanks.

SO PAI SEH.

now im actually looking into a bloody online gift buying guide for teens...
in search of MY present.

-________-
my recent posts have lost any sense of quality that they formerly had. i is sorry.

merry new year lovers.

merry belated christmas + happy new year to all my loves out there.

may 007 be all that much sexier for all of us ;)
LMAO
and as you obviously know, i am joking. but due to reason circumstances, i have to actually SAY that i'm joking -_-

see you in the new year baby.
-bekahh

why mangoo.

yes the spelling was intentional.

why mangoo you ask? (if you didn't, just go along with it, aight?)
because...
1. MNG is bekah's current fav clothing brand.
2. Because of my favourite action hero, the Homesexual Mango.
3. Mangos are nice to eat.
4. This is also a tribute in honour of our recently cut down mango tree.
5. It is random.
6. Man goo. -does eyebrow thing- LET THOU IMAGINATIONS ROAM FREE, CHILDREN OF KINKYNESS!
7. Because the extra O makes the already incredibly special 'mango' 20x better =D

I TURNED IT GREEN!!!

wh-hoo i turned it green!!!!!
...
aside from the fact that it is now a giant block of text that is a link right back to my site, IT IS PERFECTLY NORMAL. -____-

sorry for three whole cacat entries on this stupid green font issue.

frustration

turn GREEN!!!! -kazaam-

nope that didn't work either...
THIS IS SO ANNOYING! -stabs font-

okay that didn't work..

i'm trying to tukar the sidebar a little. as you can see, now my profile thinger has its own section. sad thing is...

THE FONT WONT TURN GREEN!!!!

its like.. ugly black. :(

I WANT GREEN FONT!

T.T

they got kicked out.

they got kicked out.

WTF THEY GOT KICKED OUT

this is so. cacat.

if you dont know who i'm talking about, that means you didn't watch blastoff even after i told you to watch it like idontknow how many times and sent smses to you at like idontknowwhattime this morning. suckass.

omg they're kicked out.

well... i USED to know someone on tv. -____-

La Di Da

omg the holidays are almost OVER.
shit..
pmr -___-

The creator of pmr should be skinned alive, dipped into a bowl of hothothot soup, shot in the liver and left to die. you can quote me on that.

I've somewhat finished my ert project (well i've got the draft done, and i have no idea if i'm supposed to make the official copy or if i'm supposed to show cikgu the draft first and THEN do the original [aka: to make the original once school starts or whether it should already have been made by then] so if you know what you're doing [aka: if you're not me and are preferably yan chi or shanice heh], tell me what i should be doing. I NEED THE HELP
(put in bold to draw your attention to it cos i know how my wonderful friends love skimming over large chunks of text)

i still havent looked through that ert slideshow thing. dont intend to actually. shhh not a word to cikgu ya ;)
..
okay fine so i MIGHT look through it on the day before the exam. but thats just a MAYBE.

GUESS WHO GOT A LAPTOP

no not you emma. -__-

i'm waiting for the christmas party pictures to come in so i can get on with writing about my awesome alcohol-filled Christmas.

and to get those pictures, i need to sign into msn.
which i cant.
:(
is it just me?

once more with advertising.

five pm.
today.
channel 16.
BLAST OFF.
vote mary janes ex.

let me know how it goes, i'll be catching the repeat -_-

qwertyuiop

i am bored. BLAAAAAHH!

i have realised i say blah, like, and i dont know ALOT. yesterday, i went to bing with lianne. as usual, mom was all killjoy about bing. she really cant grasp the concept of chilling. and she didn't want to admit the food was good. nyehhh. but she paid so i really cant complain.

and i got bitten by the @#*%&~^ musang. it was bleeeeeeeeeding. okay okay, overdrama much. it wasn't that bad. but still. in my sad little world where nothing happens, (due to grounding. blah) musang bites are about as much excitements as falling out of buildings. yeah.

i really should write about something else besides my blah life.
-_-

lily allen

lily allen. go listen to her. really.
great lyrics.
catchy music.
http://www.myspace.com/lilymusic
i want her album.
and, thanks to justin, now i wanna be in new z on the 19th of january where she will be performing in auckland in that big day out concert thing.
along with muse.
but screw muse.
LILY ALLEN!!
okay, so i cant go to new z.
would still like that album.
*cough*christmas*cough*birthday*cough*
=D

never lucky twice... :(

hey that last thing that i quoted myself on came out sounding surprisingly cool. or is it just me? =D i'll probably go work on that. got nothing to do anyways now since i tiada credit. cant sms the usual people. so i'm bored. its too early for me to sleep. and. well. i dont intend to pick up that damned cross-stitch that i started earlier on. its a total disaster.

say it with me. REBEKAHS CROSS-STITCH IS A D-I-S-A-S-T-E-R

i should be banned from sewing. now lets try that cool ending quote thingy again and see if i can get lucky twice... AHEM...

nothings coming to me now. i think i'll write about my total lack of creativity and inspiration. hello meaningless quote in funky italics. hello reader. may i remind you, i appreciate comments alot more than tagboard notes. so click on the SMILEY COMMENTS thing down there. ahem. unquote. -me.

well that didn't turn out as nice. never lucky twice.
...
..
HEY THATS A RHYME. heh my luck's not out after all. =D

blah-ing bekah.

guess who went on a total trance downloading spree today?
..
no. not you, emma. -__-

speaking of emma, YES YOU, EMMA, come over to sleepover over at my place. over. i'm out of credit. otherwise i'd have called you ages ago..

so today. fairly boring day. just like the past idontknowhowmany days have been. today i decided on a mini best of 2006 list. here goes.
BEST MUSIC VID: burn the witch
BEST NEW HANGOUT: scoops =D
BEST BUY OF THE YEAR: my new(well, not-so-new now...), chantik, sony ericsson w710i

when i said mini. i MEANT mini.
maybe i'll make a proper one. maybe. lol.
I MALAS BAH SO SUE ME.

so last night. i had a very. very. VERY. interesting phone conversation. and now. i'm out of credit. -_- SEBAB DAN AKIBAT. ahahahaha. i DO listen in bm. not. slept late semalam. had one of them open-eye sleeping sessions in church today. actually, i was doing fine keeping myself awake by twanging my rubberband. then the stupid thing pecah..
sadness.
sorrow.
pain.
anger.
suffering...

RUBBERBAND!! WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME IN MY TIME OF NEED??

so yeah. church. ho hum. save thy mortal souls. climb mountains. blabla somethingsomething. mountains represent obstacles. blabla. pray and fast. somethingsomething. then the rubberband broke. and i just spaced on the rest. THEN WE WENT TO EAT DIN SUM!! YEAHHYEAHH!!! well actually it wasn't as good as it normally was. it was kinda sad today, and they didnt have alot of types of din sum left so we didn't have much variety.

oh. TODAYS LUNCHTIME CONVO WAS ABOUT SMOKING.

so my dads friend was 'dont ever start smoking rebekah' and as some of you readers may already know, (if you're really close to me, i should have probably told you the whole story. if not, dont feel bad. YOU'RE STILL MY KAWAN. now hit the comment button =D ) this wasn't the best conversation topic for the current time. of course it wasn't my dad's friends fault, he couldn't have known. but right after that, the conversation just died. heres how it went...

friend: dont ever start smoking, rebekah.

-awkward silence.-

-more awkward silence-

-bekah drinks milo-

dad: AHEM. -makes brave attempt at rescuing dead conversation-

-mother shoots bekah a "LOOK"-

yeah. rest of the day just went by like watching paint dry... "INCREDIBLY INTERESTING AND FULL OF EXCITEMENT"

SLEEPING ON RUBBLE, THE CITY'S WALLS HAVE FALLEN, YET YOU STILL BELIEVE THEY'RE THERE TO SAVE YOU. WAKE UP AND SMELL THE GUNPOWDER, PRETTY. WAKE UP AND TASTE SWEET BETRAYAL. -me.

yes i like quoting myself. =D

leh.

1 hr 19 mins 52 seconds of friendsterizing on the phone.
i am so gonna miss you zuu :(

linkss & boredom

why america is my favourite place in the world. (well next to amsterdam =D ) click this to read some very "SPECIAL" laws. ONLY IN AMERICA.

and click here for stupid things to do while bored. FUN XD

site of the day: SUPERBAD.COM

okay. so who wants to guess whos bored?

not meeeee....
NOOOO.
whatever gave you that idea..?
LETS MAKE A SONG!
i'll. uh. give a lyric line.
and uh.
YOU.
can uh.
write ANOTHER lryic line.
and uh.
post it in my comments!
YEAH.
you start.

-________-

have i mentioned im bored?

annoying singing celebs.

ho hum.

general qualities that one must possess to make it onto this list... annoying voice, poorly written lyrics, no sense of originality, overly full of themselves, bad dress sense, originated from disney.

hilary duff
you know you hate her. she sounded like a cat in heat while singing 'beat of my heart', her lyrics might as well have been written by a particularly talented monkey, she slags off other celebs and is way too GOOD for her own good, she has started somesort of sad franchise in desperate attempt to keep her waning popularity, her EDP smells like cat litter, she thinks she's all that, SHE CAME FROM DISNEY...
can i put her out of her misery mommy?

fergie
FERGIE USED TO BE COOL! FERGIE WAS DA SHIZZZZZZ IN BEP.

stupid solo careers. THE DUTCHESS. who the hell calls an album THE DUTCHESS?? as infectious as Fergalicious is, it ain't enough to save this PATHETICPATHETICPATHETIC attempt. london bridge was THE most annoying song of 2006 (next to perhaps my circle song =P ) and it was a sad, sad attempt at being risque by throwing in london bridge (if you dont get what i mean, check london bridge on urbandictionary.com hahah). the lyrics of fergalicious were somewhat better, though incredibly cheap and once more written by a talented monkey. i havent heard the rest of that album, and guess what, i don't intend to.

oh and i forgot to mention she looks like a fifty-cent 'ho that got dressed in the dark using clothes from the wardrobe of a very large three-year-old.

vanessa anne hudgens
she came from disney. shes so fakely sweet she gives me a toothache. and her voice. is so shrill. plus she made a cheapcheapcheap song. so yeah i dont like her.

gwen stefani
dont get me wrong. i love gwen. but hell she can be annoying. once more, it is a classic case of sad-solo-career. if anything, i suppose gwen can be pin-pointed as the influence on fergie's disaster. you have to admit that the similarities between the two are uncanny.
both look like they stole clothes from their kid cousin's wardrobe, both made annoying talentless songs, both used to be ABSOLUTELY THE BEST before they decided to go solo.
gwen's L.A.M.B clothing line was just. WRONG. i suppose the same talented monkey who had been writing all these songs decided to go venture into something else. the colours clash, the clothes make you go WTF and the sheer oddity of everything is. sickening. well, aside from some creations which are actually quite nice, but i dismiss that to plain luck. after all, if you throw a million darts at a target blindfolded, a few are BOUND to hit something..
..
be it the target or someones eye.

people should stop trying too hard to be original.

other candidates: aly & aj, jessica simpson, now-madonna (old madonna was SO. MUCH. BETTER), lindsay lohan(not too bad), christina aguilera(still save-able)

noticed how its only the ladies who have this gift of getting on ones nerves? the men must be doing SOMETHING right.
...
like not singing TO THE BEAT OF MY HEART.

wholly unholy.

A priest, Revernd Bob Harrington, has some unkind words about Jessica and Ashlee Simpson, and their manager dad Joe (a former Baptist minister): "Their father has replaced his faith in the Lord with the love of money, which is the root of all evil. He has replaced holiness with horniness. Jessica and Ashlee will reap the dismal crops they're sowing. Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither, and they'll be left with nothing but a hollow shell."

Err... are priests allowed to say things like "breasts will sag?"

-her world december 2006

hates azz. >.<

okay. so azzu called. he was all "guess what i have a new number. digi." blahblah. i didnt believe him at first, cos knowing azz, you shouldn't believe him too easily. eventually he convinced me. then he was all...

"i cant give you the whole number." ladidaaa.

so he gave me the partial number, leaving out the last digit. so it went like this... 016****64_ (number censored for privacy). AND ME BEING THE SMARTASS THAT I AM, i smsed every single combination of that number asking "ARE YOU AZZ?"

example: 016****640 Are you azz?
016****641 Are you azz?
016****642 Are you azz?

ahem. i am clever, i know i am.

so there went my credit. and out of those 10 numbers, 3 of them replied.
016****646 : No.
016****647 : Aku Halim.
016****648 : No. I'm not Azz. I'm his sister. Who is this?

to that i say... F- YOU AZZ. F- YOU.

presents & hints.

it is NEVER too early to buy someone a present. if you don't know what to buy, a guide can be found at... http://theysouthseas.blogspot.com/2006/12/christmas.html
yeah.
and just so you know. the 6th of january. is. urm. MY. birthday.
you know what to do =D

chantik 2006

so. 2006 is almost over. like. so fast?

i still remember the first day of school! everyone was like "ITS BEKAH!! WITH LONG HAIR!! OMG!!!"

and now.

school's.

over.

yes im being emo, fck off, im entitled to being emo every now and then. i've been un-emo for most of the whole year. so. just shutup and. read. whatever.

mian's diary (proving that i indeed have amazing friends):

6th january:

GRAMMAR TEST!! MUST STUDY!

oh. bekah's birthday.

WE ATE DINNER AT MERDEKA! sigh.

oz. who can forget oz? or bekah being dressed up as a hideous lowly munchkin in oz. or naim the munchy hussy. or ijaz the bright silver thing that insisted on singing WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD til azz and i wanted to stab him. good times. yeah.

OH! RAINFEST!!! hell that was fun.

"AZZUDDIN AND COLETTE PAY UP TO LYDIA F5C TODAY!" you fell for it!!

all those broken test tubes in science. and all that fun of climbing around the ERT room to clean very dangerous fans..

..
..or me getting punk'd.

azz:"OMIGAWD BEKAH CIKGU SITI SIGNED YOU UP FOR THE SYARAHAN CONTEST!! YOU HAVE 2 DAYS TO PREP! OHMIGAWD!"

and then comes the line that has gone down in Threesome (shuttup you perves =P ) history...

"APAAAA?? KAMUUUU DALAM SYARAHAN??"

and watermelon juice -eyebrow thing-

"AN APRON ON YOUR HEAD WITH WATERMELON AND ANTS. STATEMENT ENOUGH FOR YOU??" -mien.

lol i still remember your expression.

OH AND OUR SUPERHERO MASKS!

AND MY ART DRAWING THAT WAS SORT-OF NICE AND I WOULDN'T STOP DRAWING SAMPAI I RUINED IT.

all that money spent throwing coins at azzu this year.

oh and ya'll remember GOD DAY? mian you MUSTMUSTMUST keep your school diary. ohkay? =D

kak wat leaving. =( bleh.

colette and i making retard songs.

glorious wonderful ert project.

interschool.
liz and i "BONDING".
our list of lists.
mp3 exams.

horny scrabble.
karokay.

danielles cicaks.
gorilla.
american idol.
that fairy book.
my paper nails.
tree "climbing".
singing in abandoned classrooms.
parties, binging, sleepovers.
"GALAXY OF LOOVE!" and JOLLY LIM
yii foong, azz and i acting cliche malay movies.
the pohchoo train obsession.
riding rollercoasters til i puked.
MY SCIENCE BOOK.
me feeling smart in math.
my "TREE NETWORK".
tong kae kae.
that basketball scene from highschool musical.
"dear diary. beck is reading over my shoulder. *heavy breathing* ".
my incredibly late birth card thats sane on the outside.
azzu's sweat allergy.
yitien in a dress.
the burning down of sarawak club.
my becky thatcher hairdo.
my blowing paper comic.
our many times in the library.
the shoelace slave.
my laptop that ran away.
my phone that got rolled over.
raya visitings and retard movies.
ems & i going crazy at uncle jacks house and making retard videos.
azz's "my friend went to london and all i got was this lousy t-shirt" shirt XD
hway's letter from kangaroo book. LOVS YA BIATCH! SHALL MISS YOU SHIT.
invisible football.
the mrshee contest 2006 in which it was decided that i am CHER -___-
dani's birthday party with the freezing cold pool water.
permai 'afterafterparty' (the saddest one ever).
Bekah the orange, fireflies, and retarded initial D.
ijaz "just cos you have big boobs doesn't mean you can use big words".
sickbay sessions.
my room renovations.
"HEY LETS SEE IF ROCKS FLOAT!"
pink skies and crazy frog.
haloween.

and so much more.

lovs 2006 XD

im sorry that this is like. the most crappish entry i've ever written. whatever. oh. and happy 60th post day.

some kind of wonderful.

this is officially my most well-kept blog. ever. yeayea!
my dad is listening to the vengaboys downstairs. like. -__-"

if you haven't heard these songs yet, go download.
LILY ALLEN - LITTLEST THINGS, SHEILA ON 7 - SEPHIA, ALL-AMERICAN REJECTS - MY PAPER HEART, 30 SECONDS TO MARS - BEAUTIFUL LIE, IRWANSYAH - MY HEART, VAN MORRISON - DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT.

those are my must-have songs of the moment. and at the moment, as you may be able to tell by the sudden Irwansyah obsession, i am having an emo attack. i hate emo attacks.

this would be the 59th post. shall do something purdy on the 60th. actually, this'd TECHNICALLY be the 61st post, considering a post thats been deleted and another that's STILL being drafted. i finally realized that my blog hit counter disappeared when i changed the template. =(

MUSTFIXTEMPLATE.

some kind of wonderful..

its some kind of wonderful. like morning sunshine. its some kind of beautiful. like a foggy mirror. its a twisted truth but not a lie. a secret kept, a music box, and an old rocking chair where he used to sit. lonely life. surprise endings. broken pieces from passing people, paving the way to dusty death. still, there is reason to smile. some kind of wonderful, beautiful, yes?

im not myself again. sorry.

emoemoemo

MY HEART-IRWANSYAH & ACHA

Disini kau dan aku
terbiasa bersama
menjalani kasih sayang
bahagia kudenganmu

pernahkah kau menguntai
hari paling indah
ku ukir nama kita berdua
disini surga kita

bila kita mencintai yg lain
mungkin kah hati ini akan tegar
sebisa mungkin tak akan pernah
sayang ku akan hilang

if u love somebody
could we be this strong
i will fight to win
our love will conquer all
wouldn’t risk my love
even just one night
our love will stay in my heart
my heart

pernahkah kau menguntai
hari paling indah
ku ukir nama kita berdua
disini surga kita

bila kita mencintai yg lain
mungkin kah hati ini akan tegar
sebisa mungkin tak akan pernah
sayang ku akan hilang

bila kita mencintai yg lain
mungkin kah hati ini akan tegar
sebisa mungkin tak akan pernah
sayang ku akan hilang

if u love somebody
could we be this strong
i will fight to win
our love will conquer all
wouldn’t risk my love
even just one night
our love will stay in my heart
my heart

siiigh... emoemoemo attack on the innocent singles. what is one to do but singalong to my heart half a million times and then post up its lyrics on a blog? =(

stupid irwansyah and his stupid emo lurvesong.

socially degrading.

uh. its mish and i in yet ANOTHER stupid videoclip. we have too many of these.

WATCH IT. LAUGH AT US. COMMENT. BE LIKED. =D

ta-dah! (the mjex vid)

ohmigawd yes i DO know someone on tv!! XD

HAH I FOUND THE OFFICIAL VID AHAHAH I ROCK! screw the crap one before this

generally good. nice to see a band that isn't completely poser-ish//screamy(AKA:lowly crab-infested punk rock, no offense)//talentless in the show. well. with the exception of a few. *cough*andonethatwasbetter*cough*. BUT IM NOT PROMOTING THEM AM I?? =D

rafie has great vocals though it got pitchy at some parts but compared to those other squealy monkeys running around blastoff, (with the exception of a few trala) it was good. he looked so. dead. demonic. stoned. like he hadn't slept for a week. oh and i'm sure i wasn't the only one going wth is with the boyband hand actions?? like -____- NEVER. DO. THAT. AGAIN.

band was good. very. didnt move much compared to the other jumping retards of guitarists/bassists, (with the exception of a few eheh -_-) but i suppose thats what one might call "NOT-MAKING-YOURSELF-LOOK-LIKE-A-TOTAL-IDIOT". father liked drummer. earned 5 votes from me so YOU CANT COMPLAIN I TAK SOKONG YA'LL.

SO VOTE FOR MARY JANE'S EX. SEND BAND MJEX to 32888!

THEY WILL GET BETTER. HENCE VOTE FOR THEM!!

AND IF YOU MUST VOTE FOR ANOTHER BAND, VOTE FOR A KUCHING BAND AND NOT THEM SEMENANJUNGS MONKEYS (no offense >.<) and if you must vote for them semenanjung monkeys, send in a few votes for our kch bands either way. who cares if you dont like them. XD

see, i'm nice enough to write that last bit reallll tiny and in boring black so as not to promote other bands too much. =D

-their hyper publicist.

BEKAHS SECRET LISTENINGS.

embarassing songs that i like.

1) trouble - shampoo
2) hey mickey - the bangles
3) in the jungle - paul simon
4) bop to the top - high school musical (-_________-) [yes i shall deny this. you know i will]
5) public affair - jessica simpson (ALL THA GURLS GETTEEN OUUUT FER A PUBLEEEC AFFAAIIR)
6) nothing in this world - paris hilton (hides in shame)
7) boom shaka laka - shaggy
8) tell laura i love her - some guy -.-" (OLDIES ARE LOOC OH-KAY??)
9) the sakura wars ending theme ahahahahahaaa
10) bang bang boom - the moffats

memalukan -.-

cat feesh

activities of interest yesterday.. my mom experienced my driving for the first time... my dad rescued a cat fish... i learnt how to play anna molly on guitar.

my mom must have been really scared being in my dads crap old station wagon with me. why?
1) i drive really fast
2) i brake really hard
3) once i get going, i tend to forget to look WHERE i'm going. (think: drains, junctions, dogs.)
4) i keep on forgetting that pulling the gear thing downward right puts the car in REVERSE and not "SIXTH GEAR"

motorbikes are sooo easier to drive.

kl adventura.

azzuu's been bugging me to write this entry. so hey.

AZZU AND I WERE IN KAY ELLE (kuala lumpur)!! TOGETHER!!

we met up at pyramid to go skating. here's videographic (?) evidence..

no we did not specifically make that vid to rub in hui mian's face. nooooo. while waiting for the rink to be cleaned, we went shopping for abit. tried looking for a present for hui. we thought of getting her a pair of ugly earrings. WHY UGLY EARRINGS YOU ASKKK??

1) hui doesnt have her ears pierced. hence she'll have no use for them

2) they'll be ugly.

-__________-

i dont know

THEN WE WENT TO SOXWORLD AND I TRIED TO LOOK INTIMIDATING IN ANIMAL EARMUFFS!!

lols.

once the rink had been cleared, OFF TO SKATE WE WENT.

our blades:

us with rink in bg:

yes i know. kuching people who go to kl get all sakai when they go skating.

and though we were not supposed to use phones/cameras in the rink, i managed to sneak a video and break both rules at once by using a CAMERA PHONE AHAHAHAH.

yeah. i did NOT fall. ehehehehehhe -looks around nervously-zu is evil. when hes about to fall, he grabs my arm, making ME sort-of fall. but i did NOT fall flat on my ass in a very funny manner. shuttup.here's what we did when we had a break...uh. yeah.then. we went to go play ddr!!! well. i did at any rate. and i kinda sucked.

then. this REALLY GOOD guy went to play. like WHOA. watch. really. it wasn't his best, as we later saw, once the camera was (conveniently) off.and he was kinda cute. but his girlfriend. tiada komen. after ddr, we went to pizza hut to eat(no duh) pizza (i am captain obvious). and thus concludes the summarized adventure of beck and zu. stay tuned for NEXT TIME.

veronica mars.

emma came over for a sleepover on friday. FUN. we spent the night watching borat, playing guitar, making videos of us singing NOTHING IN THIS WORLD (shameful, yes i know), attempting [and failing] to fall asleep, and generally being our hyper selves. we even had our own rendition of whose line is it anyway. on video. shall post. XD

oh and yes, VOTE FOR MARYJANE'S EX on blast off, channel 16. type BAND MJEX and send to 32888. hanya LIMA PULUH SEN!!! Whoaaaaaa.

cicakman

okay. emma and i got bored and decided to warp the lyrics for SUPERMAN by FIVE FOR FIGHTING to make a theme song for the incredibly LOOC superhero, CICAKMAN. take note we ain't actually seen the movie, so we have no idea what hes about. so we just went all improv on the song.

here they are...

i cant stand at all

i only stick to walls

like blu tac or gum

but i move around

im more than chipped paint

on your cracked, broken wall

im more than some ugly face, selling mee in stalls

and its not easy. to be. ME.

i wish that i could fly

like the flies that i eat

or at least let me chew

with a nice full set of teeth

this may sound absurd

but as you can see

other cicaks breed,

but what bout me?

it may be disturbed

as lizard men be

but that should be singular

cos there's only me

up, up and away, away from me

but its alright

i'll lick you up tonight

i'm just hungry...

i'm afraid of heights

so i can't climb high

damn the the stupid flies

for 'reaching for the sky'

i'm only half man

in an ugly red suit

armed with sticky feet

and a tail that shoots (?)

ever since that cicak

with the glowing blue skin (radioactive, seeee??)

pooped in my desert,

i've looked like AZZUDDIN (ahahaha sorry we couldn't resist)

i've got a long tongue

and a face like shit (hi zu...)

with a scaly long tail

that breaks when i'm hit

i like to eat bugs

and i free-scale walls

but i'm a full grown man

so thats just plain wrong

and its not easy.

to be.

MEEEEEEEEE........

christmas

christmas is coming up

now let me use the next few(many) linesto tell you what itens i like, which COINCIDENTALLY began with the above line in a not-so-subtle attempt to hint for presents. nyeh bite me.

PERFUMES : Escada pacific paradise, flower by kenzo, anna sui secret wish

BUDGET PRESENTS : pretty earrings, black nail polish, digi credit

SLIGHTLY EXPENSIVE-R : mng sunnies, pretty bags, shoes in size 6, mascara (any brand, just make it black)

INCREDIBLY CHEAPO : plastic bracelet bangle things

uh yeah. for every price range heh. i shall be expecting lots of bangles lol.