Tuesday, November 21, 2006

live from france: le jetlagged touristé

let me add something else to the annoying list... FRENCH KEYBOARDS. i am surprised i am typing this out (givenly at godsent snail pace, but at least im typing nyeh)

going to swissyland 2mrw. shall freeze there. shall tell you what happened today. detailed report when i get back to kuching, away from bloody keyboard.
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if i feel like it.

THERE IS NOTHING QUITE LIKE MNG-ING IN FRANCE TO MAKE YOU FEEL EXPENSIVE!!

to make the experience even better, i found the most chantikkkk top ever!!
now heres the truly remarkable bit... i looked ABSOLUTELY FAB IN IT.

so i left the dressing room in the gorgeous top to show momi dearest and there stood... MILLA JOVOVICH!!! she was like OMG YOU TOTALLY HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A MODEL!! FREDRICK, SIGN THIS GIRL A CONTRACT!!

now, come on, say it with me... "DREAM ON BEKAH!!!"

still... i looked pretty darn good =)

bought that top & another one that made me look like (omg!!!!!!) i had boobs!! i know. shocking right? bekah... with. boobs...!? then we went to GALLERIES LAFEYETTE thing (that i probably didnt spell properly heh), the main mall in paris. i was made for paris clothes. for one thing, ano thin in paris=good. i actually fit into clothes there. i know, almost as shocking as the boob comment.

we went up to some church on a hill earlier in the day where i befriended jamaican guys ahahaha. (i mustttt tell you about this! if i dont, you can spam my tagboard). goddamn keyboard uber irrittating. its worse than leet.

let me show you their key placement..!!

azertyuiop^$*
qsdfghjklmù
wxcvbn,;:!

what the fck right??

other than that, france THA BOmB (heh)

i just realized i am tall.
well, either that or french women are stunted.

im like taller than 90% of them. HOLEY! know whats even funnier?
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they all have beards. (stiffles laugh) well not all. and it isnt really funny. im sure its a genetic/hormonal disorder that shouldnt be laughed upon and should be taken seriou...
WHO THE HELL AM I KIDDING?? ITS LMAO-I-CANT-STOP-STARING-NEVER-GETS-OLD FUNNY!!!!

=D