live from france: le jetlagged touristé

let me add something else to the annoying list... FRENCH KEYBOARDS. i am surprised i am typing this out (givenly at godsent snail pace, but at least im typing nyeh)

going to swissyland 2mrw. shall freeze there. shall tell you what happened today. detailed report when i get back to kuching, away from bloody keyboard.
..
if i feel like it.

THERE IS NOTHING QUITE LIKE MNG-ING IN FRANCE TO MAKE YOU FEEL EXPENSIVE!!

to make the experience even better, i found the most chantikkkk top ever!!
now heres the truly remarkable bit... i looked ABSOLUTELY FAB IN IT.

so i left the dressing room in the gorgeous top to show momi dearest and there stood... MILLA JOVOVICH!!! she was like OMG YOU TOTALLY HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A MODEL!! FREDRICK, SIGN THIS GIRL A CONTRACT!!

now, come on, say it with me... "DREAM ON BEKAH!!!"

still... i looked pretty darn good =)

bought that top & another one that made me look like (omg!!!!!!) i had boobs!! i know. shocking right? bekah... with. boobs...!? then we went to GALLERIES LAFEYETTE thing (that i probably didnt spell properly heh), the main mall in paris. i was made for paris clothes. for one thing, ano thin in paris=good. i actually fit into clothes there. i know, almost as shocking as the boob comment.

we went up to some church on a hill earlier in the day where i befriended jamaican guys ahahaha. (i mustttt tell you about this! if i dont, you can spam my tagboard). goddamn keyboard uber irrittating. its worse than leet.

let me show you their key placement..!!

azertyuiop^$*
qsdfghjklmù
wxcvbn,;:!

what the fck right??

other than that, france THA BOmB (heh)

i just realized i am tall.
well, either that or french women are stunted.

im like taller than 90% of them. HOLEY! know whats even funnier?
..
they all have beards. (stiffles laugh) well not all. and it isnt really funny. im sure its a genetic/hormonal disorder that shouldnt be laughed upon and should be taken seriou...
WHO THE HELL AM I KIDDING?? ITS LMAO-I-CANT-STOP-STARING-NEVER-GETS-OLD FUNNY!!!!

=D

end of space.

its the end of school. the day i've been looking forward to since like. january. but now that its here...
=(

yesterday, ijaz, ehsan, hui mian & i made a pact to...
-stay friends.
-go on a roadtrip someday.
-to party together.
-the first person to get her license (me, heh) must drive the other 3 around.
-when other 3 get licenses, we must help drvie each other around.

now. its like. im so used to seeing them everyday. and now.
=(

today, i started an asswhacking craze. we sat in assembly and were overjoyed to find that irene yong & monica wong were leaving next year. oh and we're getting a new hm too. (no not hui mian; head master) AND AIRCONDITIONING. eventually we got bored, so we left.
..
TO SICKBAY ahahahah.
but like. people were there before us. so we decided to join them. there was irwan, gavin, ivan, dougal, hui mian & me crammed into that small ass room. irwan signed the microwave. then we just sat there, drinking disgusting green tea until we were halau-ed out. heh.

hui mian and i had fun hiding james bond style from the prefects in classes.

sigh. i'm missing lodge.

pictures of the day...

OH yes and IRWAN WILL BE LEAVING NEXT YEAR. this is deserving of another =(

and btw. i'm going to paris tonight. shall update on return. if in dire need to be contacted, try the old 012 number... 0128801347

bye friends. xoxo

top 10 most annoying things people do..

the top 10 most annoying things people do..

1. TyP3 LyK3 Th15... c001 r1GhT?

2. when you call pizza hut, you press the button to PLACE AN ORDER, the receptionist goes 'welcome to pizza hut.' and stops right there. she then waits for you to say something, usually "i'd like to order a pizza" before she goes 'can i have your phone number please?' or whatever. OH COME ONE. i thought we'd already established that..?

without the phone, it'd probably be something like this...
you: hi i'd like to order a pizza.
person: thank you for choosing pizza hut.
-silence-
you: uh i'd like to order a pizza....
person: OKAY!

annoys me like shit. anyone else?

3. bloggers that insist on using the most blinding colors and clashing, minute fonts with endlessly complicated layouts. go die.

4. talk about themselves for 5 hours straight and still expect you to be interested.
OR
talk about THE most boring topic for 5 hours straight and not let you get a word in edgewise or run away.

5. name their bands with a twist, like 'DAWGZz'. you get what i mean.

6. idiots who wave their ciggs wildly at eye level while walking through a crowd.

7. retard 12yearolds who think they're being SO FUNNY when they push all the buttons in the elevator.. and you're dying to get to the highest floor to catch a movie that you're already late for and YOU NEED TO PEE. that was one trip to riverside i cannot forget. they were lucky i wasnt some pai kia guy instead of an overly-skinny white girl.

8. spoilt, bratty 6yearolds who want what they want and they want it now. equally annoying are their parents, who, instead of giving them a good whack, cave into their every demand.

9. people who call you to ask you to call them back, acting all urgent. you call them back, only to find they have absolutely nothing to talk about but how scared they are of some ps2 game. yes, hui mian, i mean you.

10. being a mime. nothing is more annoying than a mime.

questiony thingy.

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
awww cant it be slow painful torture..?

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
ahhh cant decide!! SO MANY are equally annoying!! LET ME BEGIN with hilary duff and aly & aj.

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
my dad when hes drunk

4. What is your favorite cheese?
mozarella thing.

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
uh white bread. and. uh. ham. yeah. >.<

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
orlandoooo bloooom!!

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
THAT INCUBUS GUY!!

8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
uh. on my hair. like. dying it. =D

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Caaaaliiiiifoooooorniiiaaa

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?
GO SHAWPIING (no duh) how much can i buy with a hundred...? not much im guessing but WHATEVSSS

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is…?
beer. classic.

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
who's rufus...?
anyway. TO THE 70's I GO!!! where i shall be a hippy (lifelong dream nyeh)

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Religion go buh-bye. religion is a waste of airspace meh.

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what’s the premise?
i dont know. uh it'll be about the clueless and indecisive people of the world.

15. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck.

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything; they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
convince myself its just a dream and go back to sleep.

17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely.So what’s the item?
NOOO NOT DESTRUCTION OF MATERIAL POSSESIONS!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!
my new, sexy phone heh.

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
uh find a really good lawyer to worm my way out of death.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be?
TIME CONTROL wh-hoo.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
i wont say :)

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
primary 3

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin’! What country are you going to live in now?
CALIFORNIAAA.

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
that really cool bar in that mag. dont remember its name heh.

24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question…. If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like “Dude, check it out…I can FLOAT!”?
EMMA.

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
marilyn monroe cos she THA BOMB.
..
im sorry

26. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
urm. dont know.

27. What’s your theme song?
island in the sun-weezer

aint no other laaaa

GUESS WHO GOT TO SKIP MORNING CLASSES TO MOP THE HOUSE?

no duh, me.

i feel so bangga. i actually mopped the floor this morning. ohkaaaay, admittedly it was shit-ass lazy work and the floor still looks crap, BUT I TRIED. what can you expect from a lazy 14 year old who has only mopped the floor like 2x before.

rina has come to the conclusion that i should wear a sign around my neck saying..
"WARNING. Bimbo. overexposure to her will cause brain-numbing sensations and uncontrollable acts of stupidity. DO NOT JUDGE BY APPEARANCE. looks sane, will bite and/or lick. do not bother feeding, she is an ano stick. DO NOT LET NEAR MIRRORS. attempts to keep away from anything PINK and/or PRETTY are futile."

would you believe, i have to survive a WHOLE BLOODY WEEEEK of school without hui mian or azzie?? WHAT THE FUCK RIGHT?? hui mian and bekahhh??? SEPARATED?? and then theres no replacement zuu. and naz is sick so i cant leech onto her either.

so guess what bekah did. she actually. made. friends. WHOAA. yeah.

been hanging with colette and liz and ying hui and ijaz and DARLING MICHELLE who has come at my time of NEED // she had to go for a compulsary sex ed class. heh. but yeah i've actually been talking to other people besides azz and hui and naz. wow.

AND WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT, I'M NOT DEAD YET!!!
wow the teachers were right when they said i could live without hui mian.

oh and rafie is backk in kuching. for a week. whatever.

lets see if anything new has happened in bekahworld............................
OH YES, i had a sleepover this weekend -smiles bimbotically-

great i've just thought of something. BIMBOT. sounds so cute. back to story.

emma and i slept over at uncle jacks house on saturday. had pizza. bumped into chot at pizza hut when we were picking up pizza. i reminded him for the upteenth time to get my cd player back from mr lee. watched just my luck and i killed off the last of my credit smsing stupid, expensive, overseas, justin in new zealand. BUT FRET NOT cos uncle jack ALWAYS buys dahling bekah credit (smile). so now i have like. RM30-- heh doesnt look as good as ++

emma likes bekahs new phone lol.

im starting to wonder why ive been referring to myself in the 3rd person. -.-"

bye zu.

emo time.

NO MORE 3-hr long phone calls.
NO MORE sims ownership issues. (which reminds me, YOU STILL HAVENT RETURNED MY SIMS)
NO MORE singalongs.
NO MORE huimian-bekah-azzu.
NO MORE fluffy, ruffly, hair.

bye azzu. oh and thank you SO MUCH for the 5am wakeup call.
i'd be pissed if it weren't for the fact that you LEFT this morning -sobsob, crycry-

KAWAN.

dead dog.

a malay guy was witnessed strangling someones pet dog with wire because he had been hired by a chinese guy to kill the dog so that the chinese guy could eat it. true story. the dog died a slow, painful death. a whole crowd had gathered around the malay guy, just watching him.

THATS JUST CRUEL.

you know what the message is.

miss you already.

bye azzuu.
miss you already. ="(

YOU DA SHIZ, MMKAY??
best buddies forevss. when your a great big datuk someday, remember your lowly writer friend, bekah, kay?

and if you forget me...
expect castration.
with a potato peeler.
SQUIRM, BABY, SQUIRM!!!

x's and o's to the max,
your now-one-friend-less, lame, cheap friend, blimboo beck.

bekah's day...

today, we had a STUDY FIELDTRIP to the very REMOTE, INTERESTING and EXOTIC tabuan jaya. the fieldtrip started off with 'san and i hunting for skl cigs. i was all 'i know theyre somewhere on THIS street. just, urm, not sure which of the 30 shops it might be in'. he eventually found skl selling at some foodcourt and he bought cherry and strawberry.

OMG SKL SMELLS SO NICE MAN!!!!!

damn expensive though.

then, instead of actually SURVEYING tabuan jaya, we walked around listening to music. then hui and i insisted on trying on cheap sunglasses. only to find we actually LIKED cheap sunglasses. that was the scary bit.. -.-"





yeah those were our fave pairs of cheapie sunglasses. actually quite nice right?

the immitation was not bad either, you couldn't have told them apart from real dior..
if it weren't for the fact they were selling for 19.90 heh.

it was kinda fun. i wanted to get my ear pierced but i couldn't decide where. so i didn't. then we went into some boutique and found me some boobs.





so what if they're plastic; i'm desperate -.-"
after alot of blahh crapping, making up stupid dance routines to Public Affair, and standard camwhoring (i'll spare you, for now....) hui and i revived our INNER CHILD.



ahahah. we went back 2 school at 12. only to leave again soon after heh.

you know how some things are almost BOUND to get you in trouble, but they're like soooo worth it? that's what our saberkas outing was. siew yee, wei liang, hui mian, jon and i wanted to hire a cab to sneak off to saberkas, but due to minor complications (damned teacherss..), we ended up asking my mother to bring us. yes i am an evil manipulator, shuttup. i think i may be in deep shit on monday, but whatevsss!! totally worth it, ya know?

in saberkas, jon and siew decided to go pierce crazy. i wanted to join them, if it had not been for mind-reading mother specifically telling me not to pierce ANYTHING before we got out of car; and knowing my mother, a warning was always accompanied by a checking-daughter's-body-for-holes routine.


that would be jon's ear. nice, right? anyway, me being the peirce-crazy one, i ended up giving practically a speech on piercing. heh. siew's pierce turned out abiiit wrong, nothing i cant fix -does superman pose-. i'm getting mine done when i come back from france, which would be the end of this month heheh. hopefully it won't be as f-ed up as the first time..

after, the guys left to a cybercafe, leaving siew, hui, and me.

then.. ahahahahaaaaaa.

sad thing, i broke my favourite, new bracelet.
at the time, it seemed REALLY funny.
..
at 3.30, the saberkas outing ended. with one slight flaw in plan... hui mian had left her school shirt behind. -.-" good luck explaining that one to mommy. like 'hey mom i lost my PE shirt so i'm in khang ngees shirt, don't ask'.

fun fun fun.

sexy phone.

bekah has a new phone...
-JENG JENG JENG!!!-

SONY ERICSSON W710i!!

i think i'm in lurveee...

you, me, & the music.

what i'm listening to now...
1. Anna Molly - Incubus
2. Diary of Jane - Breaking Benjamin
3. Baby Give It Up - KC & The Sunshine Band
4. DOA - Foo Fighters
5. Along Comes Mary - The Association
6. Call Me When You're Sober - Evanescence
7. Tell Me Baby - RHCP
8. Stockholm Syndrome - Muse
9. Give It Up To Me - Sean Paul
10. California Dreaming - Benny Benassi

black shoe

thats me and mish playing BLACKSHOE.

ick.

i'm ibanez, says the pick.
im a prick, says the dick.
all this time the clock goes tick.
running out of words with -ick.

ugly caves.

today something very rare happened. we had a fieldtrip.
WHOA whats that you say? Lodge isn't that cheap after all? YEAH i know i was in shock too.

Then we discovered we were one bus short. -.-"

Here's what we did before we boarded the very-cramped up bus, shared between two classes thanks to lodge's cheapy cheap-o-ness... we got caught in an updraft heh.

once the very cramped bus started moving, we immediately started camwhoring for our lives.



...
.
well, mainly me. -.-"




i shall not bore eu with the dozens of (ugly) photos we( i ) took. we finally reached tasik biru where we were cheerfully greeted by the ever-familiar DANGER SIGN.




after that, us brave ones went down onto the sinking cement platform to look into the mysterious bluegreen arsenic water. it smelled like dog crap. and there were strange sticks with fungus things all over them. flies were everywhere. decided to take photos on sinking platform. damned pretty though.

here you can see ehsan, i, and arsenic water.

and here's me, stoned ijaz and arsenic bushes.


after that, we got bored. so we started camwhoring again. now you can see een, me & elle on a rock. a very wobbly rock.

later, een, azz and i decided to model on a treestump. -.-"

then it was just een, me and a treestump. oh, and my neglected bag.

here's me, ehsan and een clinging to the railing (well, me standing) with LAKE ARSENIA (as we appropriately named it) in the background. oh and thats ijaz's ass.


here's the classic group pic, done up 2c model style.

then dani and i decided to whore-ize ehsan.

after tasik biru (or lake arsenia, whatever) we went to bau. azz was making lame puns. we went walking and counted how many people stared at the weird angmo kid (me). heh. by the end of the bau stopover, i had collected 67 onlookers. -.-" disadvantages of being white girl: you cant NOT attract attention. hell you even steal attention from the normally attention-ized people. the guy at the credit shop tried to hit on me, cb.

soon, the bus started rolling. i made lame videos, reenacting the 'BUDI BAHASA BUDAYA KITA' comercials. then i started camwhoring, as you shall see below.



we later arrived at the wind caves, where i didnt take any pictures, except for a retarded cROC hunter video outside the cave. (below)



get it?? cROC hunter? ROC? omg lame. -.-"

anyway. the caves were cool. azz was so sakai. his first cave hahah. plenty of bats. everyone kept slipping, especially me. hah. mallek fell flat on his ass thanks to stupid lumut on the ground. both mallek and i nearly walked into a stupid branch that was dangling RIGHT SMACK SIDE (okay not as effective as center but hey its the truth) of the path. -.-"

after a very long, confusing, ride, we reached the orchard; well, not after a veryyyy long upish-downish trail that we had to walk on and a VERY HOT tyre that we insisted on posing on. azz, danson, shanice, aaron, yan chi & i hitchhiked a truck with kandang babi. except zu didnt know it was kandang babi. he was abiiiit disgusted after that to say the least. i shouldnt have told him heh. danson rode up front, we had backsies.

thats them and the cages. well, BEFORE zu had to ask 'hey what ARE these cages for?' he wasnt happy once he found out.

and thats me. duh.

after the very boring, smelly, hot, disgusting orchard/pigfarm/stagnant water area, WE WERE HEADED BACK TO LODGE.. well not without another whoring spree.

colette decided to go all pontianak on us. heres a picture.

AND ZU FELL ASLEEP NYEH.

we came back to school. i changed. took final pic wit aliya. went home.

TAMAT.

of babies

FIRST OF ALL
I WISH ERNA WATI LARA CANDRA A VERY BIG CONGRATS ON DELIVERING HER BEAUTIFUL BAYBEE GIRL TODAY!

secondly.
i was such a cute baby man.

hating me

people say what they dont mean, with broken hearts low, fallen, crying to the sky.
baby's born without no tears, but that wont stop her crying, she screams for you.

come quick, come crawling, its not that hard to be hating you, i whisper.
i whisper to none, the hated.
my voice lingers like a raspy echo, getting softer, smaller.
and all the time, hating me.

screaming holy lies comes the red skinned monster
i try to hide, but he's coming faster.
jane and lisa, ben and molly, they have nothing against my mirror
only i, hating me.

when the silence falls, like a crow descending, i scream into four walls, when no-one's listening.
save me from me, save me from me, repeated to the deaf
save me from what i be.

YOU LIKE?