What to do in department stores.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

3. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

4. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

5. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

6. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"