the Almighty Eyebrowed One decided to piss me off today.
AEO[Almighty Eyebrowed One]: (adressing our little huddle of ijaz, ehsan, hui mian & i, inturrupting our entirely, erm, sane conversation) What are yous doings back theres haa?
at this point, ijaz turns back, pretending to be 'doing his work' with bryan, hui mian stops tries to stop laughing her head off, Ehsan just sits there, staring at space and i find myself staring into her horribly conjoined red bush of eyebrow.
me: our work. (so not)
AEO: Yoo looks class, at how theys ares payings attentions. Yoos can sees theys are nots payings attentionts. (pathetic attempt to insult us) theys is talkings and nots listenings and makings noise. (like hey look around you. we're not the only ones. like practically all of them arent listening and are "makings noise")
me: well we know exactly whats going on and we're not like disturbing the class. we're not making noise or anything. (yeesh woman we were just talking. not very loudly i might add. its not like we were actually LEARNING anything from you, tard)
AEO: (marah sudahh...) you call THAT not disturbing my class?? You're talking and you expect me to teach?? (well yes. for one thing, like 20 minutes earlier she had just said that we weren't part of her class and she was ignoring us. ceebs)
me: well we know exactly whats going on so you cant say we're not like doing.. (about to say our work, but hey we weren't doing our work either)..stuff...
AEO: WELL? What is it we were learning? HUH?
me: (if it weren't for miss chin being a greatgreat teacher and me being kinda sorta er you know GOOD at English [unlike the AEO hemhem] i'd be fucked over once twice and once more again) Well alliteration and personification and metaphors and all that stuff. see, you cant say we dont know whats going on.
AEO: (marahh...) this can't go on Rebekah, i want to meetsing yoos tommorows morningt.
me: whatever (take note, this is an abreviated version).
AEO: (MARAH.) Yoos are beings rudes. I am pity on yoos.
me: (thinking: okay, shut up, leave it at this. just leave it.) Well I really am PITY ON YOOS too cikgu. (goddammit, couldn't help myself)
(hui mian laughs. ijaz pretends he never was involved. ehsan just sits there. AEO huffs and puffs and blows my book down.)
hah. class humour.
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