Thou Shalt Naught Steal. Bibles.
like i was cleaning my room today. (yes i know WHOA. more about that later)
and i came across.
A BIBLE.
i was all 'this isn't mine.' and i began to think BACK. way back. to my primary days.
then i was OH. Yes. This, dear Watson, was STOLEN, by none other than MYSELF.
Really, i don't know what the hell i was thinking. Oooh, look ugly bible. That i'll probably never read. Wow. Such a treasure. I covert it immensely. MUST. STEAL. BIBLE.
i was in primary... five? four? six? whatever. sometime around then. and i remember seeing a bible. in school, yes. and here i am three?/four?/two? years later, holding that bible in my room. it has gotten a hell lot dustier i might add. like wtf. a bible? why not a wallet?
its ironic. BIBLE-STEALING. man i'm going to hell for THIS one.
-prays-
then i was OH. Yes. This, dear Watson, was STOLEN, by none other than MYSELF.
Really, i don't know what the hell i was thinking. Oooh, look ugly bible. That i'll probably never read. Wow. Such a treasure. I covert it immensely. MUST. STEAL. BIBLE.
i was in primary... five? four? six? whatever. sometime around then. and i remember seeing a bible. in school, yes. and here i am three?/four?/two? years later, holding that bible in my room. it has gotten a hell lot dustier i might add. like wtf. a bible? why not a wallet?
its ironic. BIBLE-STEALING. man i'm going to hell for THIS one.
-prays-
photographic evidence of said bible.
by the way, if this is YOUR BIBLE, tell me and it shall be returned. i do apologize, but you have to understand that I WAS YOUNG. forgive, forget, all that jazz. oh and if it isn't your bible and you wish to claim it, just claim it either way and i can say that YOU stole it when the original owner tracks me down. all good, yeah?
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