Sunday, November 25, 2007

all killer, no filler.


very briefly...
started work at the banquet. begun love affair with sandflies. am awaiting pictures so i can tell the world about paddling for 3 hours =_= learnt to dance souljah boy (very badly). haven't had much time to blog (BEKAH NOT BLOGGING? THE FUCK IS GOING ON?)

okay read this.

I know me not having a tagboard is really taxing on those who wish to spam me with hate (^^)
so i open this post's comments to HATE.
bitch about me here, and try not to stay anonymous please.i expect quality hate when i check back on my comments. if you're feeling particularly uninspired, use my HANDY DANDY I-HATE-YOU GUIDE. (replace the underlined bits with whatever you like)

i hate your face, rebekah ritchie. you should burn in hell because you are so much more intelligent than i am. i want to scratch your face off and scratch some more. sincerely, rebekah ritchie

oh and of course, if you love me, then sp
am me with LUV~ eheh
try not to be too braindead please.

Sunday, November 18, 2007

hi there.

what girl wouldn't like to fall asleep wearing her boyfriend's shirt?
ILOVEYOU.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

3 things.

every time a girl out-shaves a guy, a lesbian is born.
girls really can out-shave guys.
girls have to shave more, meaning more practice. a guy would probably shave his face, loads of girls have to do legs, armpits, bikini lines.. shaving is more of a girl thing than a guy thing now lol.

today i suddenly remembered danielle and i singing a song way back in primary 4 or five at her house.
it was a lazy saturday afternoon and we were watching mtv. and this song came on. i think that was the only time it ever came on tv, i never saw it again. kinda like one of those one-hit wonders, minus the wonder and the, uh, hit ?
it got stuck in our heads and we sang it the WHOLE day. in the car, infront of her dad ? at lunch in the park.
LOL. good times.

mmhmm thats right uhuh oh no fix yourself girl you got a cameltoe.
i still remember that word-for-word.

these are places that scare the shit out of me but are probably the best imaginary places ever...
1. wonderland
2. oz
3. narnia
4. neverland
alice is the ultimate dream and nightmare at the same time.
it is literary magic.

5 WTF moments in my life..

"what the hell bekah, what the hell" -emma.
"oooooh im a sexy momma" -azzuddin.
"IM A CHIKKIN WING!" -mish.
"hey~ (looks 'sexy') run for your life~~~~~~" -mr originalpickupline 2007.
"HEY JOO WAN AHPPLE JOOOOOOOOOS???" -hui mian.

a series of irrelevant things.



"here's to the guy who loves me, the losers that lost me, and the lucky bastards who get to meet me."

never give up on someone you can't go a day without thinking about.

the prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.

there's three things in life every girl needs...
1. love to make her weak
2. alcohol to make her strong
3. best friends when both things make her hit the floor.

"don't ruin an apology with an excuse."

better than your ex, better than your next.

you'll never become old and wise if you arent young and crazy.

if you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

BFFS.. because our parents couldnt handle us as sisters.

life is like photography..
you use the negatives to develop.
best friends. the ones you can only get mad at for an hour because you have something important to tell them.

TO EMMA......

no one looks back on life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.


you are so weird; i love it.
if it wasnt for you, i wouldnt have ever picked this icon to put in my blog.....

today summarized very accurately:

life feels like a dream.

i used to be normal until i met those losers i call my best friends.
thank you :)

this one goes out to hui.
we do act retarded, dance like we have to pee and talk like we're mentally challenged but thats who we are.


"you know when you're in love when you cant fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams" -dr. seuss

if everything's embarassing, you're never going to have fun.

?? LOL.

kids in the dark create accidents but accidents in the dark create kids.

imperfection is beauty,
madness is genius,
and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
-marilyn monroe, a blonde with a brain.

"our song is the slamming screen door, sneaking out late, tapping on your window when you're on the phone and you talk real slow cause your mama dont know."


BEST FRIENDS.
you cry, i cry,
you hurt, i hurt,
you fight, i fight,
you jump off a bridge, i get a paddle boat and save your retarded ass


if it means marrying you with a ring pop instead of a diamond, i'd do it.

"the real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space" -marilyn monroe

FRIENDS dont let FRIENDS talk to ugly guys.

i want
my mom
to raise
my children
so that they'll
end up like
their mom.

I haven't been this scared in a long time, and I'm so unprepared so here's your valentine, bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody, this world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful to me.

oh where are the cameras when we really need them.

"R" is for "Bekah"

i'm gay -blink182
i miss the days of blink182.

there's no 'i' in 'slut', but there_is_ a 'u'.

Love is patient.
Love is kind.
Love isn't jealous.
It doesn't sing its own praises.
It isn't arrogant.
- the bible.


LOVE THE LIFE YOU LIVE,
LIVE THE LIFE YOU LOVE. -bob marley